|
 |
| Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real. I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to walk, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see. The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy those moments of life that are utterly simple? Live as if you were to die tomorrow, Learn as if you were to live forever. I'm full grown now and on my own, O how I wish I could go back home, And play all day with my best friends, Why does childhood have to end? I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be. Lean on me, When you're not strong. I 'll be your friend, I'll help you carry on... For. It won't be long, 'till I'm gonna need, somebody to lean on! |
| ~ Links ~ |
| ~ Me ~ |
 |
 |
 |
 |
| C'est Moi |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
| Ladies and gentlemen, please turn your cell phones off... or you can put them on vibrate and have fun with yourselves. You put your head down or I'm going to fucking kill you! It didn't get interesting until we moved to the backseat Fuck you! I love you! I'm hungry... I'm going to go home and eat a grape! The fountain took the picture honey. ew... ew. ew. ew. ew. ew. ew. ew. -- Why am I so fat? -- fat. fat. fat. fat. fat. Whoever invented the automatic flush toilets is insane. Think about it. The whole point of automatic sinks and toilets is so no one has to touch things that have been repeatedly touched by everyone else. So why aren't the soap dispensers automatic? Doesn't that defeat the whole purpose? Sorry, but to walk by without saying anything would be unmanly of me. it would be unhetero of me. wow! And there goes the two most beautiful ladies in the club. Don't look at me like that, it makes me embarrassed. It feels like you shaved two minutes ago! Eww! Look at my hair! --So what did your boyfriend say when you talked to him? --Well basically his thesis was- --Did you just say thesis? Ok girls, let's discush. Ok your homework is to watch an hour of BET everyday. I can't wait to go to Bush inauguration. It's going to be the best birthday ever! Yea their bodies are hot, until you hear them talk. Every member of DC should have a candle like Survivor and we're going to start voting people off! |
| Since the Milesians betrayed us, I haven't even seen one of those six-inch leather jobs which used to help us out when all else failed. That, or walk through fire, or anything else you want - but renounce sex, never! Lysistrata, darling, there's just nothing like it! Consent is sexy. Ram Damn, Hot Damn, who the hell am I? I'm an ever loving, ever drinking, Alpha Delta Pi! I'm an Alpha Delta Pi, I'm the lady of the night, I'm an Alpha Delta Pi, and I'd rather fuck than fight. To hell the hell with morals, to hell with scruples too, and if you don't like ADPi to hell the hell with you! Hail to the victors valiants, Hail to the conquering heroes, Hail, Hail to Michigan the leaders and best!!! Hail to the victors valiants, Hail to the conquering heroes, Hail, Hail to Michigan, the champions of the west! |
| Birthdays! To be updated: asap! |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |