Q: What is the similarty between Saddam Hussain and a women's panty?
A: They both irritate Bush
Q: What is the height of innocence?
A: A lady applying clearisil on her nipple thinking it is a pimple.
Q: What is the height of conceit?
A: Calling out your own name when you are having an orgasm.
Q: What is the height of trust?
A: A cannibal telling another cannibal to give him a blow job.
Q: What is the difference between a bowling ball and a vagina?
A: You can put three fingers inside the bowling ball.
Q: What is the bumps around the woman's nipple for?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".
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