One day one nice little normal kid ordered something in the mail.  When he got the package in the mail he thought of the many uses he could do with the box.  Because just throwing it away would be wasteful and selfish.  So after pondering many hours over the possible ways to save the world he figured "What better way to save the world than by putting it on and walking down the hall"......well that didnt work too well, and it didnt really save the world at all.  So i put my thinking cap(a Sabbaro's visor) back on and realized i needed to cut eye holes out so i could see where i was going and how well i was saving the world.  Not too long after wearing it around i realized that it would be usefull if i had the god given powers of my dexterous hands. so i cut arm holes in the "creature's"(if you will) side.  Someone once told me that it is always nice to see someone smiling when they are saving the world.  So i drew on a smiley face, cause sometimes its hard to smile when your fighting the evil powers of the world.  after a long night of sleep i tossed and turned over ways to improve this "god-sent module."  so when i went to put my thinking cap on i found it atop boxboy's head.  "HA The irony!!" i exclaimed at 3am as i wokle bob up from a not too deep slumber(he was trying to drink out of a juice box but i think he forgot how to) then after i tore up paper for no apparent reason i figured why not use that paper for hair, and tom came in and said "arent you glad you ripped that paper up now?" and i said "shutup tom you like men!" So from then on i went around as "BoxBoy...fighter of crime and saver-guy of the world"
So then one day when i was out looking for ways to rid the world of evil i stumbled upon an evil evil evil young lady.  I tried to order a slice of cheese pizza at the snack bar downstairs and some counter-wench would not serve me because i had my saver-of-the-world-costume on.  So i proceeded to DEMAND service. eventually the powers of good triumphed over those of evil and i got my slice of pizza.  Only then did i realize i had neglected to cut out a mouth hole.  After trying quite intesely to consume the slice of pizza by ossmosis through the box, i proceeded to eat the slice through the eye hole. I uess in the end i really did save the world by ridding it of one more racist person.  Thats one less person that can hate BoxPeople.  How was i to know that the devil himself, or should i say herself was soooo close to my headquarters.  Now i shall take oh the devils superiors and attempt to order food in the dining hall during its most critical hours.........Stay tuned to see what happens next time. 
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