I'm the Big Man to You (anthem of the "cool" kid) That's saying a lot for you to presume That I'd take the time out to talk to you 'Cause you're not my friend and you'll never be You need to come to the realization and see I'm better than you in every conceivable way You can look at me when I tell you, you may I don't want someone to see you over here talking to me I don't want them to believe that being my friend is free I'm asking you to leave, I don't mean to be rude I don't want to be seen talking to you I'm cooler than you, that's all there is I don't need to be idolized by some little kid I've got my own friends who like to be seen with me 'Cause I am the quarterback, the jock, the king