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This is the Last Place band poll. We polled 19 of our close friends and had them say which band member that they thought was most likely to fit the category....enjoy, fuckers!

1. Easiest to get along with- Andy (13 votes) He doesn't bite.....hard.

2. Most difficult to get along with- Reese (12 votes) Oh you a-holes thanx alot, lol

3. Most intelligent- Andy (9 votes) 2+2= the size of my wiener in centimeters

4. Funniest- Andy (16 votes) christ Andy make all of us feel gay why don't ya? Well I suppose you do that when you pull out your wiener in the middle of a song at practices too WEEEEEEEEE!

5. Most obnoxious- Pete (8 votes) yes Pete sasses his dog often when the dog constantly wants sex.

6. Most horny- Reese (10 votes) if you didn't vote for Reese here you obviously haven't ever caught him masturbating (if you'd like to, there are great shows 3 to 6 times a day).

7. Biggest risk taker- Pete (9 votes) Pete still craps the bed, that is what won him the biggest risk taker award, congrats Pete!!!

8. Most likely to marry a midget- Andy (7 votes) send me the invitations!!!

9. Most likely to set the record for most times masturbating in one day- Reese (9 votes) as I said, a masturbation maniac. (The record will soon be set with many Playboy's, several Viagra pills and hours of persuasion.)

10. Sexiest- Andy (7 votes) I'll give you a clue, 19 people voted, and 12 girls did not say Andy, what does that tell you???

11. Most likely to get banned from Wal*Mart for life- Reese (9 votes) Been kicked out before for wearing women's underwear on his head and chasing people with his "mask" on.

12. Most likely to get laid first- Andy (19 votes) Not true I lay my hand every night!

13. Most huggable- Carl (14 votes) this man is a pure 75% American, 25% Sanchez sex machine.

14. Most likely to be abducting by aliens- Pete (8 votes) Pete if the dog fails, there's always the extra-terrestrial out there.

15. Sexiest ass- Andy (7 votes) the band full-heartedly agrees and will vouch for that

16. Most likely to be the famous drummer of Last Place- Pete (16 votes) who the fuck were the 3 stooges to vote against him? lol

17. Most likely to be the famous lead singer of Last Place- Andy (19 votes) Not true....its Celine Dion

18. Most likely to be the famous lead guitarist of Last Place- Reese (19 votes) Reese finally learned how to play Mary Had a Little Lamb, congrats!!!

19. Most likely to be the famous bass guitarist of Last Place- Carl (19 votes) He joined the group thinking he was going to be the bass fisher, turns out he actually had to play bass guitar. Long live bass fishin'!!!

20. Band in Clinton most likely to become famous- Last Place (13 votes) whoever voted for us will be visited by the band nude and forced to stare at our genitilia you fuckers, lol.

LAST PLACE RULES!!!!
- We're doing it all for the nookie.

This week's NEW poll!!!!!!

Would you rather undress a midget until it was completely nude, or would you rather let a midget undress you until you were completely nude?!?!?

Please send all answers to this poll to: [email protected]

Thank you for your help in completing this VERY important, educational survey!!!