facts

All these facts are proven true:

- We practice hard to be the best that we can
- We are all dedicated 100% to the band
- Andy get laid more than any other members of the band
- We are all good natured young men
- Bo Thomas Cheshire is our #1 groupie
- Reese has small genitilia
- We constantly try to think of new songs to please our fans
- Gavin Tugana is our technical expert (he also changed up this site)
- AJ McDougall is our manager
- Carl loves pre-school pornography
- Sherry Perez steals other peoples TV's (Andy learned that the hard way)
- Andy's dog is gay and likes other guy dogs
- Mr. McDonald is a moron
- We have a hit single "Won't You."
- Andy's dad is currently in prison
- Lonnie will be the backup singer of Last Place, if only he would rap to Gavin at lunch
- Pete is masturbation obsessive
- Reese has the best out of anyone
- Everyone has seen Reese's butt
- Everyone thinks his butt is ugly
- We practice is Pete's basement
- His basement smells like musty, crusty old woman ass
- Our favorite band is Blink 182
- We all love midgets
- We all love mullets
- We all love Ashley Neece and Gary Oleson
- Only one member of Last Place had a chullet when he was younger....guess who!!?!
- The answer to that last fact is Reese...you dumbass
- Reese does not have herpes, contrary to what the last girl he had oral sex with said
- Reese has never had oral sex
- We all sound good while playing music together
- Andy talks to Shannon McKinney alot (lucky bastard)
- My pants are off and I have a boner
- Carl is the most lovable band member and deserves a hug from YOU
- Last Place is actually just 4 mullet hunters who play music on our spare time
- I'm a dumbass
- I'm confused
- I don't know what to say
- I'm going crazy
- I need out of here
- I need oral sex