Games

Sorry to be the asshole to break it to ya, but this section of the web site isn't up yet. Although, I CAN tell you that there will be three new games coming soon, AHHH!!! They are:

1. Mullethead!!!- Action packed game where you get 20 seconds to shave 10 mullets. Make sure not to shave the bald men though, because they don't have mullets. Appropriate for ages 3 and above, and if you have no life, love mullets, and like playing stupid games that probably took about 5 minutes to throw together.
Rating: 8

2. Legend of Mullet- Made by our drummer Pete Clarke. It takes you through the journey of Last Place. It's a RPG. It starts in the small town of Clintonia, where on the way to finding the path to the "Greasy Mullet" you encounter many obstacles. You will run into opposing band Arson (beware of gettin' smacked, they like to "smack them ho's"), the infamous Bob Dettner, Stan the Rooster, Gary Oleson and many others. Excellent game, recommended to anyone who wants to see a kick ass game of the obstacles that Last Place has encountered along the way of being together. COMING SOON!!!!!
Rating: easily a 10!!!

3. Run Bitch- This is a kick ass game! You're supposed to run up to Gary's door, ring his doorbell, and run like a bitch. Beware, if his wife is in the window, and you ring the doorbell, she will waddle over to the door and knock you out faster than shit drops from a tall cow's ass. Beware of obstacles you will face along the way up to Gary's house, including dog poop, Gary's dog, and Ashley Neece. Great game for ages 2 and above!
Rating: 10 1/2