The Jackrabbit
VS. Mikey "The Shark" Austin
In A: Singles Match
For The: N/A
On: 17 January 2014, OWF Addiction

Missy Janson - Thank you for joining us... and without further adue... it is time for the first match of the night, which is scheduled for a one-fall with no time limit...

Again she needs to hesitate, this time to regain her own wind, then promptly moves on.

Missy Janson - Introducing first... from Parts Unknown... Mikey "The Shark" Austin!

A generic rock song hits the PA and Mikey Austin comes out from the back with a light applause from the crowd. He storms down the ramp in a hurry to get down to the ring, which is his entire focus behind his masked face.

Nick Burst - This guy could do big things... but I think he's in the wrong place at the wrong time tonight.

Bobby Shavonie - I tend to agree with you.

Nick Burst - The Jackrabbit hasn't been the same guy we've seen in weeks past. He has emotions running wild. Will Austin be able to keep up with him? I don't know, but I know he's going to try.

Bobby Shavonie - That's one thing you can count on for sure; when Mikey Austin gets into the ring, he gives it his all.

Nick Burst - And tonight, it may just not be enough...

Mikey sides into the ring as soon as he gets to ringside, and heads to his corner as his music fades away. The production team is quick to head to a shot back on the outside of the ring, encapsulating Missy Janson as she continues with her introductions.

Missy Janson - And his opponent... from Parts Unknown... The Jackrabbit!

The arena lights dim, and hysterical laughter sounds through the arena. A series of rabbits appear on the big screen, their eyes a crimson red. "Out Of My Head" by Puddle Of Mudd begins to play, as smoke fills the entrance-ramp and blue strobe lights scan the arena. Onto the ramp steps The Jackrabbit. He is wearing one of his trademark T-Shirts, and his plaid, wrestling shorts.

Nick Burst - After last week, The Jackrabbit is more than okay in my book. He helped fend off an attack on Doc Holloway, his former partner, by EJ Slayer, Talon and Adam Wilson.

Bobby Shavonie - But they are outnumbered by one man, and tonight The Jackrabbit is looking to get back on track. He came in hot, but now he has kind of leveled off.

Nick Burst - That ends tonight, that's why I doubt Mikey Austin's chances so much. The Jackrabbit didn't get his hands on Slayer, Talon or Wilson last week; and we've seen a different side of him inside of that ring lately. He's going to take it out on Mikey.

Bobby Shavonie - I fully expect that as well, but at the same time he needs to remember he's fighting Austin and not those three men you mentioned; otherwise we could be in store for a huge upset.

Nick Burst - That's very true as well. He can't lose grasp on the task at hand, and nor can he worry if Talon, Slayer and Wilson are going to get involved tonight.

Bobby Shavonie - I didn't even think about that...

Nick Burst - Hopefully Jackrabbit didn't, either.

The Jackrabbit begins to walk down the ramp as the music picks up, and he then runs and slides into the ring as blue strobe lights scan the arena. He climbs the nearest turnbuckle, and laughs outloud to himself, raising both arms and wriggling the index fingers on each as the fans cheer him. The Jackrabbit then jumps back down, and paces the ring, looking entirely as though he has no idea where he is as he heads to his corner; his music quickly fading out.

Glancing at each corner OWF Official Calvin Mills takes note of the competitors' position, and signals outside of the ring to the time keepers for the match to start.

VS
THE JACKRABBIT
MIKEY AUSTIN

(Ding, Ding, Ding...)

Trying to get off on the right foot Mikey Austin charges across the ring and leaps into the air, looking for a cross body block but ends up splashing the corner when The Jackrabbit dashes out of the way. Spinning himself around The Jackrabbit wails away on Austin's head with repeated legal strikes to the face with his right hand, before bending down and grabbing him by the right wrist. Irish whipping Mikey out of the corner The Jackrabbit stops himself and watches his opponent turn and slam back-first into the opposite corner, and only then does he come sprinting towards him. Leaping high into the air The Jackrabbit hits a corner splash, lands on his feet and immediately cradles the head of his opponent to pull Mikey Austin into a front face lock. Transitioning that hold into the set up for a suplex takes under a second, and the snap suplex The Jackrabbit delivers following it is nearly as brief; but levels a greal deal of pain to Austin's back, allowing JR to stand up to his feet with the fans in firm support of his actions. Wasting no time he approaches the head of his opponent and with both arms reaches downward, only to be kicked upon the crown of his head by Mikey Austin's right foot. The shot doesn't do much damage but it stuns The Jackrabbit enough that he backs off, giving Austin room enough to roll up to a crouched position. The moment he does so he notices The Jackrabbit has already recovered from the kick and is approaching fast, so pulling a move out of thin air Mikey Austin leaps as high as he can from this crouch and delivers both feet into JR's face; sending him flat to his back. Some members of the crowd pay their respects to Austin's ability as they watch him rush to his feet, scrambling to take hold of Jackrabbit's head. Leading him up Mikey resorts to a lifting knee to the face to keep his opponent stunned, then takes hold of his head and spins around so they are back-to-back preparing for a falling neckbreaker. Unfortunately for Austin he telegraphed the move and it affords The Jackrabbit the chance to reverse, spinning around to clutch Mikey in a front face lock. There is no give in Austin as he digs his feet into the mat and rushes JR backwards against the ropes and keeps him pinned there, bringing in the referee to separate the two men. The Jackrabbit holds his arms up above his head showing no intent to disrupt the clean break but Mikey Austin is slow to step away from his opponent, only pulling away his shoulder and standing upright to set himself up for a back elbow attempt. His opponent sees it coming and ducks under it, quickly turning around to hit an open handed slap with his right hand to Austin's face. Not a second later he delivers a five-fingered smack with his left hand, then goes into the theatrics as he spins himself in a circle. As he winds up for the third slap to complete Slap Happy Mikey Austin ducks out of the ring, heading to a safe ground at ringside as JR catches himself up; and is eventually backed to the middle of the ring so OWF Official Calvin Mills can make his count.

Nick Burst - Smart move by Austin. He needs a lot more smart moves to win, though, as The Jackrabbit is a top level talent.

Bobby Shavonie - I absolutely agree. Mikey Austin has been good so far in this run, but The Jackrabbit has more to boast about.

Mikey Austin doesn't return to the ring, instead taking a slow walk around the corner which starts Mills on his count.

1... 2... 3...

Still showing no intention of entering the ring Mikey Austin starts to draw some boo's on the outside but pays the crowd no attention. The Jackrabbit hangs back, using this opportunity to recover as much as possible.

4... 5...

Austin finally gets up to a kneeling position on the ring apron, and ducks himself back into the ring through the middle and top ropes before the count gets too deep and the two men square up to one another. Again, like in the start of the match, Mikey takes off looking to take Jackrabbit off-guard but as he approaches he is caught and spun around so that he is sent back-first into the ring ropes. Upon his return he runs right into a lifting knee from The Jackrabbit, as he steps in and underhooks both of Austin's arms behind his back. Setting him up for a double-underhook suplex Jackrabbit plants his feet into the mat, only for Mikey to spin out of the hold and crack JR with a standing clothesline across the chest. This is just the first of a string of strikes, the next of which is a toe kick to the sternum that doubles Jackrabbit over. A downward elbow to the back of Jackrabbit's skull that drops him down to his knees is the third, and a sharp shin kick across the chest is the fourth, and final, strike from Austin. His adrenaline has worn out and he has to back off to the ropes, giving The Jackrabbit plenty of time to compose himself after that assault.

Bobby Shavonie - Would you look at that! Mikey Austin is keeping this interesting!

Nick Burst - I don't know if The Jackrabbit underestimated him, or if Austin is just bringing it. Regardless, if JR isn't careful Austin could walk out of this match with his hand raised in victory.

Bobby Shavonie - I'm sure The Jackrabbit has a lot on his mind, considering what went on last week. Maybe that's a factor.

Nick Burst - If so, and he's lost the killer instinct he just seemed to gain, it's a lost opportunity; and it could result in a lost match tonight.

As soon as The Jackrabbit starts to gain the strength to stand himself up Mikey Austin pushes himself off the ropes and grabs JR in a collar and elbow tie up. Having none of this The Jackrabbit quickly squirms out of it and doubles back around behind Mikey Austin, cinching his arms around his body to complete the reverse waist lock. He suffers two straight back elbows to the face from Austin which causes his arms to go limp, and gives Mikey an opportunity with a majority of the ring to work with. Reaching backwards he grabs The Jackrabbit into a side headlock and runs him forward, obviously setting for a bulldog. Before Austin can sit out his opponent places both of his hands on the small of Mikey's back and shoves him forward, breaking free of the headlock while also sending Mikey Austin chest-first into the ropes. He stumbles backwards right into the clutches of The Jackrabbit, who sets Austin up in a standing full-nelson submission. What his intentions are, we will never know as Mikey dips down and worms his arms out of the clutches of The Jackrabbit; some how wiggling into a position for a back drop suplex set up. Sensing what could happen The Jackrabbit uses his free left hand to fire a closed fist into Mikey's masked face, and side-steps him to round behind his body. Once there he steps forward and locks Mikey Austin in an abdominal stretch submission, and the referee comes into check on Austin as he is held in this hold. The Jackrabbit shows he never intended to keep this move held on long as he tucks Mikey Austin's left arm between his own legs and transitions the abdominal stretch into a pumphandle hold. Swinging Mikey's body up over his shoulder The Jackrabbit sits out and drives Austin's head straight down into the mat; hitting The Standing Joke on him in the dead center of the ring.

Nick Burst - WHOA! That came out of no-fucking-where!

Bobby Shavonie - I nearly defacated in my trousers!

Nick Burst - Too much information, Bobby...

The Jackrabbit positions his opponent accordingly and hooks both of his legs, pinning his shoulders to the mat as the referee slides in to make the count. 1... 2... 3!

Missy Janson - The winner of this match... The Jackrabbit!

Getting up to his knee, not that worn down from the rather short match, The Jackrabbit stands up to his feet with the fans cheering him on.

Bobby Shavonie - Good win for The Jackrabbit...

Nick Burst - Another good win, you mean. This guy has quietly racked up six OWF Contendership Points by winning matches like that.

Bobby Shavonie - I agree. He's one of the best we have...

Nick Burst - And Mikey Austin may not be as good as Jackrabbit, but he didn't make it easy for him. In fact, I'd say The Jackrabbit struggled a bit to get this victory.

The referee steps in and holds JR's hand high above his head.

Bobby Shavonie - I tend to agree. Mikey Austin fought him hard, but in the end JR earned this wi--

"Shout at the Devil" hits, and a mixture of boos and cheers, with the boo's prevailing, fills the area as EJ Slayer steps out from the back, a microphone in hand as he approaches the ring.

Nick Burst - Get the fuck out of there Jackrabbit, he's just a distraction... his goons are probably in the crowd!

The Jackrabbit pulls his arm away from the referee and watches him, keeping on guard as Slayer climbs onto the apron and enters the ring.

EJ Slayer - The Jackrabbit. You just couldn't help yourself, could you? Your old "friend" was on trouble and you had to interject yourself into my business. How dare you.

Slayer is seething as he stares down The Jackrabbit, who remains on guard in case one of Slayer's allies comes to the ring.

EJ Slayer - You know, you are no better than the rest of the hollow shells that call themselves wrestlers here. At least they have the excuse of being corrupted by this place, you have been the saddest joke in wrestling for over a decade, kept relevant because Talon found the compassion in his heart to do so. Look at you without him, you're reduced to wrestling the likes of Mikey Austin.

Fans boo loudly at this, and JR makes a face, his own displeasure clear as day.

EJ Slayer - Tell me JR, do you think anyone in the back there respects you? Do you think Chase Johnson wants to throw his marketing behind you? Do you think anyone wants to see the OWF World Heavyweight Championship around your waist?

The Jackrabbit glances downwards, silent as he shakes his head, a look of disappointment forming in his features.

EJ Slayer - Exactly. You need to realize that you don't belong here JR. You don't belong among the scumbag glory hounds who make everything about them like Kid Dynamo. You don't belong among the sick pieces of garbage that want to hurt people like Eva de la Cruz or Eclipse. You certainly don't belong among the righteous like Adam Wilson or Talon. You are a child pretending to be a man Jackrabbit.

The boos of the fans increase in volume as Slayer continues to berate The Jackrabbit, but that only seems to egg him on. At this point Jackrabbit has backed himself into a corner, slumping down in it, doing nothing but continuing to listen as Slayer unloads on him verbally.

EJ Slayer - Once upon a time you may have had a future in this business, but now you are a pathetic, worthless husk of a man that wants to be a wrestler when he grows up. I have nothing but pity for you, Jackrabbit. You stand for nothing. Without men like Talon and Doc Holloway you have accomplished nothing. If you were to retire tomorrow it would mean nothing. I don't think President Johnson even knows what your name is. Do the world a favor, Jackrabbit, find yourself something better to do with your life. Stop being the punchline to every bad joke about this business.

With that, EJ Slayer drops his microphone as The Jackrabbit starts to rock back and forth in the corner. He spits in disgust before exiting the ring, trash being thrown at him as several ring staff go to check on JR. He pushes them away and looks to make his own exit as well.

Nick Burst - I'm not enjoying EJ Slayer lately. All talk. No action.

Bobby Shavonie - What do you mean no action? Last week he orchestrated an attack on Doc Holloway...

Nick Burst - Big whoop. He got a bump on his head and he's unable to compete until after the Pay Per View. Nudge me when he lets his actions inside of the ring do the speaking for him.

Bobby Shavonie - You aren't at all worried by his words? Or that he's targetting the top level talent?

Nick Burst - This is the modus operandi of anyone who comes in trying to take the OWF down. It doesn't worry me one bit.