The Jackrabbit
VS. EJ Slayer
In A: Steel Chain Match
For The: N/A
On: 30 March 2014, OWF Campus Chaos 2014

Lifting the microphone up to her mouth, Missy speaks loudly into the head of it.

Missy Janson - Up next, the match we have is scheduled for a one-fall, with no time limit... And it is a Steel Chain Match!

Jumping up to their feet the crowd yells out, showing their anticipation of this bout; forcing the Ring Announcer to stop herself from proceeding on. When they don't calm down quick enough, Missy speaks over them.

Missy Janson - Both superstars will be attached at their left wrists by a ten foot steel chain. There are no disqualifications, or count-outs.

Finally the crowd here in Austin, Texas calms down to a simmer; allowing Missy Janson to move on with proper introductions.

Missy Janson - Entering first... from Parts Unknown... EJ Slayer!

"Shout at the Devil" by Motley Crue begins to play as the lights dim in the area. As the music starts to pick up letters begin to appear on the Jumbotron until finally "Slayer" is spelled out at the same time the lyrics of the song kick in. EJ Slayer steps out onto the entrance ramp at this point, making his way to the ring while ignoring the boos of the fans.

Nick Burst - I'll start it off. EJ Slayer had a terrible show the last time we saw him. He lost to El Tocino Azul and then was toyed with by The Jackrabbit.

Bobby Shavonie - Ugh, Nick. We don't need to hear this rhetoric over, and over and o--

Nick Burst - No wait, hear me out. All of that shit happened, and he was eliminated from the Quest For The Best tournament. He has nothing else to lose tonight, and I think that makes him a major fucking threat.

Bobby Shavonie - I see... But what if he isn't healthy? What if he never really healed up after that concussion he suffered at the hands of Eva De La Cruz? Being in a Steel Chain match where he and The Jackrabbit will be attached at the wrist by a steel chain doesn't seem to help him in that department.

Nick Burst - I've said it once, I've said it twice and I'll keep on saying it; EJ Slayer has been cleared by the OWF Medical Staff. There's no fucking way they'd allow him to come out here with any signs of a concussion. We'd be out of a job if he died in our ring.

Bobby Shavonie - Nick... STEEL CHAIN! I once got my finger stuck in one and I cried for two hours. It could easily kill a man!

Nick Burst - Possibly, but hopefully neither man has to go THAT far tonight. By the way, I told you that you'd start bitching about this match before it got started.

Bobby Shavonie - I'm not bit- complaining about this match, I'm complaining about the stipulations that you and your thirty-three percent shareholders voted on!

Slayer dives into the ring and gets up to his feet, moving to his corner as his music fades out. The cameras cut back to Missy Janson, who has remained on her feet next to the time keepers table.

Missy Janson - And his opponent... from Parts Unknown... The Jackrabbit!

The arena lights dim and the sound of metal chains scraping a concrete floor can be heard across the sound system. They are broken up by a shrill laughter around the arena and the crowd explodes into cheers. As smoke fills the entrance-ramp area, "Out Of My Head" by Puddle of Mudd kicks in and the Jackrabbit appears at the top of the ramp.

"What is wrong with all my friends
I know that I am unlike them
Just another situation
Don't hold me back
I don't look up to them"

Steel chains drape across his shoulders and behind him on the ground as the Jackrabbit slowly makes his way to the ring.

Nick Burst - Well, The Jackrabbit sure has changed a lot lately. Can't say I blame him either, he's had a dark path here in the OWF.

Bobby Shavonie - Nothing darker than what he did to EJ Slayer on Addiction, which I'm sure swayed the vote for this to be a Steel Chain Match.

Nick Burst - Wait, wait. You do realize the three choices all involved Steel Chains, right? So no matter what, chains were going to be involved?

Bobby Shavonie - That fact was lost upon me until now. I apologize.

Nick Burst - Apology accepted. As far as what happened with The Jackrabbit and EJ Slayer on the last show, you're right; we haven't seen that side of The Jackrabbit here in the OWF. But this is a guy who has been fucked with on every level since he started here. Even his only allie, Doc Holloway, was forced to be one when they won the Pool of Blood Match back in August of 2013.

Bobby Shavonie - Wow. It's been that long since Jackrabbit has been around? That's so crazy.

Nick Burst - Yeah, so that being said I can't blame the guy for taking another path to get things done. Tonight is his one chance to get back at Slayer for everything he has done to him, and he's going to live it up.

Bobby Shavonie - I miss the days when The Jackrabbit was a happy guy...

Nick Burst - I'm sure he does, too.

Climbing under the bottom rope, he suddenly sprints to the turnbuckle and climbs it, staring out over the audience with a stony look on his face and his chains clutched to his chest.

"No one's ever listening
The lines are crossed somewhere between
My head is spinning like a top
I don't not know when this shit is going to stop"

The Jackrabbit suddenly breaks into a manic smile before stamping back to the middle of the ring. The referee tries to coerce the chains from him, but he pulls back on them, giving the referee a wild-eyed look before finally relinquishing them with a shrill laugh. The lights come back up as the Jackrabbit takes his place in the corner, as his music fades and the OWF Official discards of the chains to the outside.

OWF Referee Calvin Mills walks over to the side of the ring where the time keepers table is situated, and grabs a steel chain of his own; which on both ends has a handcuff locked up onto the final link in the chain. Moving to The Jackrabbit first, Mills locks the handcuff over his left wrist and ensures he is ready to go. As soon as the referee turns around he is passed by a charging EJ Slayer, who hits a high boot to The Jackrabbit's face; catching him completely off guard and laying him out flat to his back.

Bobby Shavonie - What the..?

Nick Burst - That bastard!

EJ Slayer pounces on The Jackrabbit, delivering closed fists to his face as his opponent lays on his back; with the match officially not even starting since EJ Slayer isn't attached to the ten foot steel chain. Taking possession of the chain Slayer gives some slack to it, then uses it to choke The Jackrabbit across his throat as the referee tries to pull him away. It doesn't work and The Jackrabbit is in a bad spot as the fans boo as loud as they can, when finally Slayer lets go and backs away; being admonished by Mills, who orders him to put the handcuff upon his wrist. He piefaces the referee and moves forward, taking hold of the steel chain once more just as The Jackrabbit rolls over onto his stomach; and EJ whips him across the back with it, leaving an immediate welt in the shape of the chain links in a line across Jackrabbit's back.

Nick Burst - So this is just going to go on? Calvin Mills is going to let this happen?

Bobby Shavonie - Maybe you should bring it up at one of your shareholder meetings...

Nick Burst - I sensed sarcasm there. This is not the time for it.

Grabbing onto the steel chain Calvin Mills tugs it out of Slayer's hands and grabs the handcuff; trying to forcibly get him attached to his opponent, but EJ reacts poorly to this and decks the referee with a short right forearm to the face.

Bobby Shavonie - Oh no...

Nick Burst - What the fuck was that for?! Defend The Movement now, Bobby. Defend President Chase Johnson doing NOTHING to stop them! ....... Yeah, that's exactly what I fucking thought!

The crowd is all on their feet as EJ Slayer stands over the fallen referee, then turns his attention back to The Jackrabbit who has gotten up to all fours. Reaching down Slayer takes hold of the steel chain at about its midway point, and tugs it hard so that his opponent is laid back down upon his stomach. Coming in EJ locks Jackrabbit in a crippler crossface submission hold; and wraps the steel chain across Jackrabbit's face to assist in the submission; which doesn't matter in any fashion as the match hasn't officially started, and the OWF Official Calvin Mills is out cold on his back. This move is just meant to cause pain to The Jackrabbit and it works as he reaches out with both hands, trying to pull the chain off from across his face as he starts to leak blood from both nostrils due to the pressure of the steel upon the bridge of his nose. Having kept the hold applied for maybe ten, or fifteen seconds, EJ Slayer stands up and removes the chain from around his opponent's head; lowering it down to Jackrabbit's neck instead. The eleven-thousand six hundred and forty fans who are on their feet are mostly silent in disbelief at what they are seeing, and even the commentary team doesn't know how to react to what has transpired. They all watch, like the viewers at home do, as EJ tugs The Jackrabbit all the way back up to a standing position with an assist from the chain. A few feet away Calvin Mills rolls over onto his stomach trying to get a grasp of his surroundings just as Slayer grabs Jackrabbit in a sleeper hold; with the steel chain still wrapped around his throat. The move alone is enough to bring The Jackrabbit down to his rear, but the chain just makes it much faster as he starts to lose consciousness. Fighting as hard as he can The Jackrabbit flails his arms looking for any way out of this hold, and his only option is to reach up with both arms; and interlock his hands behind EJ's head. Pushing himself upwards as best as he can, JR then drops to his knees and flips Slayer over with a snapmare takedown then immediately removes the chain from around his neck as he gets up to his knees. Suffering very little from that move EJ Slayer bounds up to his feet and rushes in at The Jackrabbit, hoping to take him off guard. Instead Jackrabbit uses his position to his advantage and flattens EJ down to his stomach with a drop toe hold; which he follows up by standing to his feet with no regard for the chain as he takes off to the ropes. Careful as to not trip himself up The Jackrabbit comes in and lays out for a low dropkick to the face of Slayer; and as he hits the mat, JR searches for the handcuff that is meant to be attached to his opponent's left wrist. For a second Jackrabbit looks at the referee who has made his way to the corner, and is using the ropes to get himself upright, then quickly turns his attention back down to finding the end of the steel chain. By the time he does he is grabbed from behind by a kneeling EJ Slayer into a reverse waist lock; tugging Jackrabbit up to his feet, as he holds the handcuff in his possession. Isolating EJ's left arm he tries to lock it on his wrist but Slayer abandons the reverse waist lock in favor of a sharp elbow to the base of Jackrabbit's skull, just as OWF Referee Calvin Mills stands up to his feet.

He moves in quickly to get a hold of EJ Slayer and pushes him, drawing a pop from the crowd as he yells in EJ's face; warning him about throwing this match out. Slayer turns his attention away from his opponent which is a huge mistake as Jackrabbit gets a second wind and without even glancing over his shoulder jumps up to the middle rope; springing off of it with a perfect moonsault attempt. Only problem is that it wipes out not only EJ Slayer, but Calvin Mills as well; by complete accident.

Bobby Shavonie - Mills is down again!

Nick Burst - Oh christ... I know Jackrabbit didn't mean to, but, I think we're going to see some fines for this... whatever it is...

Bobby Shavonie - The match hasn't even started. Is it going to ever start?

Nick Burst - It will when EJ Slayer gets hooked up to that handcuff, but he's avoiding it at all costs. I think Calvin Mills just allowed these guys too much freedom, and he has paid for it.

Bobby Shavonie - He is scheduled to call this match, and one more tonight. Do you think he'll be able to?

Nick Burst - If not get Dean Stern out here. And then pray to god he doesn't get hurt, or else you're going to have Sparky Smith and "Interviewer One" making the calls for the rest of the night.

The crowd gets hyped up upon the high stakes move that leaves Jackrabbit, Slayer and the referee Mills down in the middle of the ring. The first to stir is The Jackrabbit who grabs onto his left wrist as he sits up, and begins to pull upon the steel chain hoping to find the end of it. By the time he does he looks over his shoulder to see EJ Slayer crawling to the ropes on his hands and knees, obviously a bit worse for wear than he is. Clutching the handcuff tight The Jackrabbit passes by the fallen referee, who is making attempts to get to his feet with little success, staggering upon his feet behind EJ who grabs onto the top rope with both hands. The two stand upright at about the same time and Jackrabbit comes in harshly, trying to latch the handcuff onto Slayer's left hand; but EJ, being as cunning as he is, pulls the handcuff over the top rope. Holding onto JR's end of the chain he latches the handcuff through one of the chainlinks nearest to Jackrabbit's left wrist, while locking it around the top ring cable. So now, at this point, there is ten feet of slack in the chain while The Jackrabbit is handcuffed to the top rope by his left hand; allowed access to one side of the ring, with only his right arm free. Wasting no time EJ Slayer comes in and tosses his opponent over the top rope, causing The Jackrabbit to dangle above the concrete floor held up by his left arm alone. The pain caused by this is obvious as Jackrabbit yells out with his arm put at a terrible angle. He desperately climbs up to get his knees on the edge of the ring apron but the damage done to his left arm, as The Jackrabbit remains there only to be joined by EJ Slayer a second later. Securing his stance on the apron's edge EJ Slayer comes in and stands JR up, then nails him with a right haymaker to the face that nearly causes him to fall backwards. Thankfully, with his left wrist handcuffed to the top rope, he can keep his balance with his left hand and stay on his feet. Out of nowhere OWF Referee Calvin Mills comes back into the picture, and pulls a key from his pocket that unlocks The Jackrabbit from the top rope. It's imposible for him to latch it onto Slayer who keeps himself moving, kicking Jackrabbit high upon his chest sending him back a few steps. Reaching down EJ takes the slack of the chain and uses it to tug his opponent towards him but The Jackrabbit gets his left elbow up; catching Slayer right in his face as the two meet. There's hesitation by both men until The Jackrabbit gets back into the ring, grabbing onto Slayer over the top rope and setting him into a suplex hold. As soon as he tries to lift him JR realizes Slayer is just one step ahead of him and uses his strength to pick Jackrabbit right back over the top rope, laying him back on his feet on the edge of the ring apron. A second later EJ Slayer performs a snap suplex that flips his opponent over and flush onto the unproctected edge of the apron; keeping both men laying there as the crowd continues to watch this go on and on with no start to the match in sight as Slayer rolls his body under the bottom ropes. Now back inside of the ring Slayer and Calvin Mills share some words but there's not much that can be done officially by Mills, so he lets EJ go on as he walks to check on The Jackrabbit.

Pulling himself back into the ring as well it's not long before The Jackrabbit has his head grabbed onto by EJ Slayer, who looks to continue the assault by latching onto him with a front face lock. The steel chain dangles on the mat and it doesn't stop Slayer from proceeding with another suplex hold, which he uses to lift his opponent up off his feet. Only a moment later EJ Slayer drops Jackrabbit stomach-first over the top ring cable; keeping him balanced there half inside of the ring, and half outside of it. Backing off to the adjacent side of the ring Slayer builds up some speed and uses it to send a right boot towards the side of Jackrabbit's face. Somehow he's able to pull the leverage of his body to his legs and gets off the top rope just in time, causing Slayer to miss his kick while The Jackrabbit lands on both feet on the edge of the ring apron. Off the miss a very frustrated EJ Slayer comes in with his hands high above his head ready for an attack, but JR knees him in the stomach through the ropes; and snaps the handcuff vacant upon EJ's left wrist, and the referee finally calls for the bell.

STEEL CHAIN MATCH
(BOTH MEN ARE ATTACHED TOGETHER BY A TEN FOOT STEEL CHAIN THAT IS SECURE TO THEIR LEFT WRISTS. NO DISQUALIFICATIONS OR COUNTOUTS. WIN BY PINFALL OR SUBMISSION)

VS
THE JACKRABBIT EJ SLAYER

(Ding, Ding, Ding...)

Nick Burst - He's finally locked in! The match has started! Get him Jackrabbit!

The fans cheer out very loudly now that EJ Slayer has finally been attached to the steel chain, and they get even louder when The Jackrabbit springboards to the top rope and takes flight. Crashing down upon EJ Slayer with a cross body splash that wipes both men out gets the crowd on fire as JR stands up to his feet, pumping his fists awaiting the return of Slayer to his feet. As soon as he does The Jackrabbit hits a running knee lift to the stomach of his opponent, sending EJ stumbling backwards to a seat in one of the neutral corners on the canvas. Without skipping a beat an energized Jackrabbit runs in and hits a facewash boot to the face of EJ, then bends down to grab onto the middle of the steel chain; wrapping it around his right foot. Taking only a step backwards JR rushes back in and hits a second facewash boot; this one opening a wide cut over Slayer's right eyebrow. The fans here in Austin, Texas cannot get enough of it as Jackrabbit untangles his right foot from the chain in favor of latching both of his hands around either side of Slayer's head. Leading him up to a doubled-over position The Jackrabbit tucks EJ's head between his thighs, butterflies his arms behind his back, and in the blink of an eye flips Slayer up onto his shoulders and then straight down to his back with a double underhook seated powerbomb. Rolling out of the seated position, not going for the pinfall, The Jackrabbit rises to his feet with a look upon his face we have only gotten used to lately; with the fans fully behind him.

Bobby Shavonie - The Jackrabbit has had enough! He's been poked and prodded, beat down all night; and now it's his turn!

Nick Burst - And he's doing a fucking great job of it so far! Don't give him anything 'Rabbit! Make that fucker pay!

He walks a circle around EJ Slayer as he struggles to get himself up, trying to stay out of sight as Jackrabbit watches his opponent get up to his knees. As soon as that is accomplished The Jackrabbit comes in from behind to wrap the steel chain around the throat of EJ Slayer two full times, and uses it to stand him back to his feet. He only remains their for a second before JR leaps into the air and yanks backwards on the chain; hitting a double knee backbreaker on Slayer which he can do nothing to counter. Feeling a great deal of pain Slayer frantically tries to unwrap the chain from his neck to get some air back into his lungs and The Jackrabbit seems happy to let him do so as he casually rises to his feet; walking away to pull the steel chain completely tight. Very aware of what is happening to him, and completely unable to stop it, EJ Slayer gets up to his knees and turns himself towards The Jackrabbit expecting an attack but none comes. Instead JR allows EJ to stand up under his own power and even grants him the right to make the next move. His idea of a bright step into the future is to charge at The Jackrabbit with his right arm extended away from his body, which turns out to be a poor decision as JR wraps the steel chain around Slayer's arm; then uses it to spin him into an armtrapped swinging neckbreaker. With every member of the sold-out crowd on their feet cheering every action of The Jackrabbit you'd think he'd take a second to acknowledge them, but he remains on task; shrugging off the pain he feels in his body to get himself right back to his feet, while EJ Slayer is suddenly finding his body giving up on him. Biding his time The Jackrabbit adjusts the handcuff around his wrist and watches every movement of his opponent, but doesn't dare act out. Instead he remains content in watching Slayer squirm having suffered a load of damage in a short period of time; obviously not being as tough as he made himself out to be, while The Jackrabbit went through hell and is the one on his feet right now. Again he backs off, extending the steel chain a full ten feet, as Slayer moves up to his hands and knees staring down at the canvas. Lifting his head up he takes a look at where his opponent is and refuses to give up, even though his body wants to so badly. JR continues hanging back as EJ Slayer gets up to his feet at a very labored pace, almost toying with EJ who just grows more and more furious the worse this beating gets. Letting his emotions get the best of him EJ Slayer gets up to his wobbily legs and motions for The Jackrabbit to come to him, actually tugging on the chain that connects the two men to entice him. It doesn't take much to nudge JR in that direction as he cracks the first smile he has had all night. As The Jackrabbit comes in he gets booted between the legs by a desperate EJ Slayer, who resorts to a low blow to keep his chances alive. In one fluid motion Slayer reaches forward to grab JR into a suplex hold and plants his feet into the mat. Using the last bits of his strength he lifts Jackrabbit up for a vertical suplex, stalling there as he prepares for his sheer drop brainbuster that he calls The Violent End. Kicking his legs The Jackrabbit reverses the momentum and lands back on his feet, able to pick Slayer up for a vertical suplex; but dumps him off onto his right shoulder in a front powerslam position. Right then he drops to his knees and drives the skull of EJ Slayer upon the pile of coiled up steel chain with a variation of The Lunatic Fringe. Blood is leaking heavily from his head now as EJ Slayer lays motionless on the mat, but Jackrabbit isn't done.

Bobby Shavonie - He should have gone for the pinfall there. He had him beat off that counter of The Violent Ending!

Nick Burst - This is about more than just a win or a loss here, Bobby. Jackrabbit wants revenge, and he'll end it when he feels it's time.

Bobby Shavonie - Doesn't that make him just as bad as EJ Slayer and The Movement then, if those are his actions?

Nick Burst - Sometimes you have to fight fire with fire.

Now instead of hanging back and allowing EJ time to get himself together, The Jackrabbit reaches down and hooks his hands under Slayer's armpits; dragging his dead weight back to his feet, where he sets him up for a Rock Bottom. Instead of hitting that move he spins around, lifts Slayer in the air, and slams him down with a spinning uranage slam onto the slack of the steel chain; causing EJ to fall motionless right after The Jackrabbit hits The Fatemaker.

Nick Burst - That had to suck balls if you were EJ Slayer!

Bobby Shavonie - Just pin him already, Jackrabbit! This match is so over.

Rising up to his knees The Jackrabbit looks down into the face of his opponent and then grabs the steel chain, proceeding to wrap it around the head and face of EJ Slayer in anyway he possibly can; while still giving himself enough chain to move around. With about five full rotations EJ Slayer looks like a bad comic book character with the chains making parts of his face beet red, with blood coming out of his wound. Grabbing onto the chains around EJ's head The Jackrabbit puts his last bit of effort into making sure he stands EJ Slayer up on his feet, then bends down to stick his own head between his opponent's thighs. Lifting Slayer up, and holding him upside down over his back, The Jackrabbit immediately drops to his knees for the over the back, belly-to-back, piledriver he calls The Last Laugh. The crowd is jumping up and down on their feet as The Jackrabbit casually lays his back over the stomach of the fallen EJ Slayer, looking up to the rafters as the OWF Official Calvin Mills slides in to make the count. 1... 2... 3!

Missy Janson - The winner of this match... THE JACKRABBIT!

Pulling himself off of EJ Slayer, The Jackrabbit calls for the referee to come in and free him from the handcuffs as the fans cheer out in support.

Nick Burst - Good for The Jackrabbit. He deserved to bash Slayer's head in, and I think he did just that by hitting his three signature moves in a row on that dastardly fuck!

Bobby Shavonie - Bash his head in? What if he is seriously injured? Would you still be happy?

Nick Burst - I meant it metaphorically; Slayer and The Movement nearly retired Jackrabbit. He deserved a chance to get his revenge, and he did. With that last move it looks like the only one nearing retirement is EJ Slayer.

Bobby Shavonie - I hope Slayer isn't seriously hurt, but it looks like EMT's will be taking him out.

Calvin Mills moves in to unwrap the chain from EJ Slayer's head, as he lays unconscious on his back. The medical staff rushes down to ringside with a flat board and a neckbrace, ready to tend to him as The Jackrabbit stands up to his feet staring down over his fallen opponent.

Bobby Shavonie - Regardless, now Jackrabbit can focus on the Second Round of the Quest For The Best Tournament; hopefully leaving EJ Slayer and The Movement behind him.

Nick Burst - Would you want to fuck with this guy after tonight? I sure wouldn't.

Bobby Shavonie - What I find very telling is that nobody from The Movement came out here to help EJ Slayer.

Nick Burst - Maybe he told them he was going to settle this on his own, or maybe they never liked him that much. OR maybe the way this night started rubbed them the wrong way. In the end, they stayed out of it and because of that The Jackrabbit got his revenge.

Bobby Shavonie - Or Talon was too beat up from the Mardi Brawls Match, while Adam Wilson and Redemption are up next in the Second Round of the 2014 Quest For The Best Tournament; and wanted to protect themselves.

Nick Burst - Whatever way you slice it, they didn't come to his aid and now he's in the process of being strapped to a gurney at ringside. And like you said, now The Jackrabbit can focus on his next match; which is against Plague on April 18th.

Bobby Shavonie - Do you think we'll see this dark side of The Jackrabbit sticking around, or was this a one time deal for EJ Slayer; and we can expect him to braid up his hair, grow a beard and start having fun again?

The Jackrabbit makes his exit as the handcuff is removed from EJ Slayer's left wrist, and he is moved out of the ring; with the neck brace stabilizing the motions of his head. Watching them wheel Slayer away along the side of the ramp The Jackrabbit starts to feel pain again as he walks up towards the stage; still being cheered on by the fans.

Nick Burst - I don't know. The old Jackrabbit seemed like a bit of a wimp, but this guy we saw tonight took a fucking beating; and then once that bell rang he got down to business. Not to mention just a couple of weeks ago we were speculating if he would even have a wrestling career after behind hung by his neck.

Bobby Shavonie - He's an incredibly talented individual. I just hope when these crazy stipulations go away, we will get to really cherish the talent he has. But, for now we have to leave it at that... as it's time for a quick break to take a look at our upcoming schedule through the end of April.