*~{{The ref comes out carrying the Television Championship. He slides inside the ring with it and then a wire with a large silver ring attached to it is lower from the rafters. The crowd cheers loudly, knowing what it means. The ref places the title on it, hooking it and then it gets risen some fifteen feet up. The ref then talks to me briefly before she addresses the fans.}}~*
[Mimi V.] Ladies and gentlemen, it�s time for the next match up of the night� The following is a ladder match for the Television Championship!!
*~{{ The arena lights dim, and hysterical laughter sounds through the arena. "Out Of My Head" by 'Puddle Of Mudd' begins to play, as smoke fills the entrance-ramp and blue strobe lights scan the arena. Onto the ramp steps The Jackrabbit. He is wearing one of his trademark "Jackrabbit" T-Shirts, and his plaid, wrestling shorts, with black elbow pads and boots.}}~*
[Mimi V.] Introducing first, the challenger� Making his way to the ring from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania� The Jackrabbit!!!
*~{{The Jackrabbit begins to walk down the ramp as the music picks up, and he then runs and slides into the ring as blue strobe lights scan the arena. He climbs the nearest turnbuckle, and laughs out loud to himself, raising both arms and wriggling the index fingers on each (doing his pose) as the fans cheer him. The Jackrabbit then jumps back down, and paces the ring. A female voice is heard� �BRUDON...... OHHHH BRUDON..... OHHHHHHH BRUDON � then the voice of Zimdela replies� �YES??????� �CUT ME BRUDON..... CUT ME!!!!!!!� she responds as �Prison Sex� begins to blare as Zimdela Brudon steps out unto the walkway. He begins to walk down the ramp and conspicuous by her absence is Hope Finwood..}}~*
[Mimi V.] His opponent, making his way to the ring from Louisville, Kentucky� Representing the Sentinels of Insanity, here is The Television Champion�. Zimdela Brudon!!!
*~{{He gets down to the ring, jumps up unto the outside apron and slowly enters the ring as fire comes out of the top turnbuckles. Once the pyro goes off, Zimdela charges at The Jackrabbit, catching him by surprise with a right hand!}}~*
[Paco] Zimdela is ready to go vato, catching the grasshopper by surprise!
[Joey] He sure did, Zimdela is ready to vent on Jackrabbit..
*~{{The bell rings a bit late as Zimdela continues to pound on Jackrabbit. The Jackrabbit starts fighting back though, going punch for punch with Zimdela� Zimdela gains the advantage though as the early punches got the best of The Jackrabbit. Zimdela backs Jackrabbit to the ropes and then whips him towards the ropes.. Jackrabbit bounces off and Zimdela goes for a clothesline but he misses as The Jackrabbit ducks and bounces off the other side. Zimdela turns and Jackrabbit nails him with a clothesline! Zimdela barely moves though and Jackrabbit bounces off the ropes and tries again, this time nailing him with a harder clothesline! Zimdela stumbles backwards but still doesn�t go down� Jackrabbit bounces off the ropes again, but this time delivers a drop kick right to the jaw of Zimdela and that takes him down! The crowd cheers slightly but just as fast as Zimdela went down, he comes back up.}}~*
[Paco] Jackrabbit has a big uphill battle ahead of him ese!
[Joey] Yeah, a big mountain if you will� but Jackrabbit has what it takes to climb the mountain..
*~{{Jackrabbit nails him with a hard right hand, another, another, one more and Zimdela is rocking� Jackrabbit hits him again, backing him to the ropes� Jackrabbit then bounces off the ropes, but before he can attempt anything, Zimdela nails him with a big boot to the face! Jackrabbit goes down hard and Zimdela follows it up with a huge leg drop! Zimdela gets up and brings Jackrabbit to his feet. He then grabs him by his hair and tosses him over the top! Jackrabbit hangs on to the top rope though and lands on the edge of the ring. Zimdela turns to see him still standing and charges at him but The Jackrabbit goes under the top rope and rams his shoulder against Zimdela�s mid section! Zimdela doubles over and Jackrabbit hooks him and suplexes the big man to the outside! The crowd cheers slightly as Jackrabbit turns around and then jumps off, connecting with an elbow drop!}}~*
[Paco] Well I didn�t think Jackrabbit had that kind of power in him� Guess eating all those Trix really pay off! HAHA! Thank you eses, I�ll be here all week!
[Joey] oh brother.
*~{{Jackrabbit picks up Zimdela and whips him towards the guard rail but Zimdela blocks it and whips him the other way, right onto the steel post! Jackrabbit hits face first and stumbles backwards right onto Zimdela who shoves him against it again! Jackrabbit drops to his knees but Zimdela picks him back up, throws him over his shoulder and then rams him head first onto the same steel post! Zimdela then simply drops Jackrabbit who appears out for good. Zimdela now takes the time to look under the ring and takes out a ladder! He slides it inside the ring and then goes in himself. He then stands up the ladder as on the outside Jackrabbit stumbles to his feet� Zimdela places the ladder right under the title and starts to climb it, but almost as soon as he does, he is stopped by The Jackrabbit who slides in and nails him with a series of forearm shots to the his lower back!}}~*
[Paco] Damn Jackrabbit hoped to his feet pretty fast there� It�s as if he smelled Zimdela climbing that ladder.
[Joey] Or he saw him climb it.. come on genius get with the match.
*~{{Jackrabbit pulls him off the ladder, grabs him by his head and slams it against the ladder. Jackrabbit grabs it and slams it again, again, again and again! Zimdela drops to his knees and Jackrabbit grabs the ladder, folds it shot, then picks it up by the middle and swings it around, catching Zimdela right upside the head! Zimdela goes down hard and Jackrabbit lifts the ladder over his head and then slams it on the chest of Zimdela! Jackrabbit brings it back up and slams it a second time! Zimdela rolls to the outside and falls down to the floor, holding his chest and face in pain� yes.. at the same time.. no he doesn�t have four arms. He just, forget it! Argh. Jackrabbit stands the ladder up and then begins to climb it.. As he does Zimdela stumbles to his feet and sees Jackrabbit half way up the ladder. Zimdela pushes a fan out of his way so he can get his chair. He then folds it close and throws it like a boomerang at Jackrabbit, catching him right on his lower back! }}~*
[Paco] What great aim by Zimdela Brudon!!
[Joey] Sure was and with that he just saved his title reign!
*~{{Jackrabbit holds his lower back in pain as he hangs on with one hand to the ladder. Zimdela gets inside the ring and then grabs the ladder and swings again, catching The Jackrabbit on his lower back again and this time The Jackrabbit drops down to the mat. Zimdela tosses the chair to the side and then grabs the ladder, folding it close. He then takes it to the corner where he leans it against it. He then comes back and picks The Jackrabbit up by his hair. He then whips him towards the ladder and The Jackrabbit hits hard, and bounces down to the mat! Zimdela walks over full of confidence and picks up the broken down Jackrabbit. He then hooks him for a suplex, spins around so his back is to the ladder not Jackrabbit�s and then lifts him and suplexes him right onto the ladder! The Jackrabbit lands hard on his neck and that might have been the end of him. }}~*
[Paco] Hell of a release suplex there ese! That thing was so vicious I�m not sure if I want to see it again.. The hell am I saying.. do it again Zim!!
[Joey] The Jackrabbit has gone toe to toe with the big man, but looks like the close match up ends here!
*~{{Zimdela grabs the ladder and tosses it to the side. He then picks up The Jackrabbit and lifts him onto a bear hug. Zimdela then climbs onto the turnbuckle with his back to it. As he stands on the second turnbuckle, he does a few obscene gestures with The Jackrabbit before jumping off and delivering an atomic drop! The Jackrabbit goes down hard yet again, and this time curls up, holding his jewels in pain. Zimdela grabs the ladder and stands it up now, right under his title. He then begins to climb it slowly, feeling a bit winded. As he gets half way up, The Jackrabbit stumbles to his feet and uses the ropes to keep himself up. He sees Zimdela on the ladder and then hops onto the middle turnbuckle of a corner. He then jumps off and just manages to catch Zimdela on his mid section with a missile drop kick, knocking him off the ladder onto the ropes! }}~*
[Paco] Jackrabbit has gone down a few times but he refuses to stay there Joey!
[Joey] Down but not out is the old phrase, and this couldn�t be more true when it comes to The Jackrabbit.
*~{{The Jackrabbit gets up pumped and then grabs the ladder, folds it close and drops it in the middle of the ring. He then pulls Zimdela off the ropes, turns him around and gives him a kick to the mid section. Zimdela doubles over and The Jackrabbit hooks him for a power-bomb! The crowd jumps to their feet just to see if he can pull it off� The Jackrabbit hooks Zimdela by both of his arms and then lifts him up, struggles a bit but then manages to get him all the way up! The Jackrabbit then spins around and power-bombs Zimdela Brudon right onto the ladder!!! �OOOOH!!!� Is heard from the crowd followed by the first �HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!� chant of this match! Zimdela rolls around, holding his lower back in pain as surprisingly, Jackrabbit does the same. Still Jackrabbit stumbles to his feet and grabs the ladder. He stands it up but notices that it�s bent badly.. He tosses it to the side and then slides to the outside, looks under the ring and takes out another ladder!}}~*
[Paco] Oh my vato loco!! I can�t believe Jackrabbit power-bombed Zimdela Brudon!!
[Joey] Great power shown by him indeed, planting Zimdela with his trademark double-under-hook-power-bomb! Had that ladder not been bent, I do believe we might have seen a new TV Champion!
[Paco] Hell, we still might!
*~{{The Jackrabbit slides the ladder inside the ring and then gets in himself� He picks it up, and stands it up but just as he is about to climb it, Zimdela stumbles to his feet. The Jackrabbit grabs him and whips him towards the corner.. Zimdela hits hard and The Jackrabbit charges at him, going for a big time splash but hits nothing but turnbuckle as Zimdela rolls out of the way! Zimdela stumbles towards the middle of the ring as The Jackrabbit pushes himself off the corner and stumbles towards Zimdela. Zimdela sees him coming though and quickly lifts him onto a bear hug before taking a running start and ramming him against the corner! Zimdela grabs him and sets him up on the top turnbuckle before he climbs onto the second turnbuckle and lifts The Jackrabbit up for his finisher but The Jackrabbit hooks Zimdela�s head under his arm and then swings him around and drops him with a Tornado DDT!!}}~*
[Joey] Great block there by The Jackrabbit as Zimdela was going for his finisher!!
[Paco] Damn ese, I don�t mind the Tornado DDT onto the bent ladder, but seeing that spine-buster to the outside is simply too f�n awesome!!
*~{{Jackrabbit stumbles to his feet holding his elbow in pain. He looks up to the tile and then over at Zimdela and decides to go after Zimdela. He picks him up and then hooks Zimdela�s own hand between his own legs. The Jackrabbit then hooks him with a pump handle. The Jackrabbit then pulls him up, flinging him over his head, and over the top rope onto the outside! The crowd goes wild after watching the pump handle slam to the outside, and continue to actually cheer the ODJ prot�g� as they show the replays in the Insane-A-Tron� Zimdela lands hard, flat on his back and is out for the night it seems� The Jackrabbit, satisfied with himself grabs the good ladder, sets it up under the Television title and then slowly begins to climb it! The crowd is on their feet looking on, feeling the end.. Zimdela on the outside starts to move around.. He sits up and then reaches for the ring apron, using it to get up. The Jackrabbit is half way up the ladder as Zimdela slides inside the ring.}}~*
[Paco] I don�t think Zimdela can get up in time, The Jackrabbit is going to get to the title!
[Joey] Looks like it, but I don�t know, Zimdela is stumbling to his feet! This isn�t over just yet Paco!
*~{{The Jackrabbit is on the second to last rung and reaches for the title, barely touching it with the tips of his fingers.. He starts to climb onto the last rung, when Zimdela shakes the ladder, causing The Jackrabbit to fall forward, flip in mid air and land hard on his back!! Zimdela walks around and peels him off the mat.. He then lifts him onto a bear hug! Zimdela holds it for a few seconds before running towards the corner and slamming The Jackrabbit against it! Zimdela sets up The Jackrabbit on the top turnbuckle, but The Jackrabbit begins to fight him off, nailing him with rights and lefts and a hard kick to the chest, sending Zimdela Brudon stumbling backwards.. The Jackrabbit hops down from the corner as Zimdela charges at him. The Jackrabbit puts his head down though and back body drops Zimdela Brudon, no, he hangs onto his legs, holding him upside down then walks over towards where the bent ladder is and then delivers The Last Laugh!! Ramming Zimdela head first against it!! �OOOOH!� Is heard from the crowd and a mix of cheers and jeers soon follow.. The Jackrabbit stumbles to his feet again and heads for the ladder, he starts to climb it.. slowly at first but as he gets further up, he gets faster.. He looks over at Zimdela who starts to move.. The Jackrabbit stands at the very top rung of the ladder and reaches for the TV title.. Zimdela tries to get up but can�t just as The Jackrabbit unhooks the belt from the ring holding it! The ref right away calls for the bell. }}~*
[Mimi V.] Here is your winner�. And the NEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!! Television Champion!!!! THE JACKRABBIT!!!
*~{{The Jackrabbit sits on the top rung of the ladder, hugging his new title, giving a few kisses every now and again, then breaking into hysterical laughter.}}~*
[Paco] He pulled it off vato!!
[Joey] He sure did, and this title he just won means a lot more than that jobber title he had before!
[Paco] I don�t know about all of that.
[Joey] You don�t mean that do you? I mean that title wasn�t even sanctioned by the ICWF?
[Paco] Is that how you spell sanctioned?
[Joey] No clue, can we move on? They use to us messing up the words�
[Paco] Right� Yeah, but it was still cooler.. I don�t know.. Maybe Jackrabbit will make it cool too.. All Zimdela did to it was make it the most disturbing title�
[Joey] I don�t know about all of that�
[Paco] My words are facts ese.. I only speak the truth!
[Joey] Uh huh.
(Great for its portrayal of in-ring Jackrabbit and for the HSW status of the opponent, Jonny Kae.)
Tony D: �Kris, I�m really looking forward to this next match up. One hell of a singles match featuring members from two of the hottest tag teams in HSW today.�
Kris Red: �Seems like more of a ass kicking waiting to happen to me, new comer Jackrabbit squaring off with HSW legend Jonny Kae.
Tony D: �Well Jackrabbit isn�t a slouch!�
Kris Red: �Him and Talon lost to Ichabod and a Drunk Pervert, I would call them slouches.
Tony D: �Whatever you say.�
Randy Long: �The following contest is scheduled for one fall!�
The arena goes quiet, as the lights dim, and red and green strobe lights penetrate the audience. The opening riff from 'Root' by The Deftones hits, as green mist fills up in the entrance way. The silhouette of a figure appears behind the mist, and as the chorus of the song crashes in, he walks out of the mist, arms in the air in a crossed V-sign. Out behind him walks his tag team partner, Kris Carmichael.
Randy Long: "Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by his tag team partner Kris Carmichael, from London, England, weighing in at 265 pounds, Jonny Kae!"
He wears a pair of red and green trunks, green and red knee pads, red boots and green/red elbow pads, as he throws his arms down to his sides, and starts to make his way to the ring. Jonny Kae slaps a few fans' hands, before climbing the ring-steps, and getting into the ring through the middle rope. He runs over to the turnbuckle, and jumps up, raising his arms into the air. Kae drops down, and walks into the center of the ring, slapping his arms with his hands, as the lights come back on. He waits for his opponent. Carmichael applauds Kae at ringside.
Tony D: �Carmichael out to support his tag team partner!�
Randy Long: �And his opponent��
The arena lights dim, and hysterical laughter sounds through the arena. "Out Of My Head" by 'Puddle Of Mudd' begins to play, as smoke fills the entrance-ramp and blue strobe lights scan the arena. Onto the ramp, steps The Jackrabbit.
Randy Long: �Introducing next, from whereabouts unknown, weighing in at 263 pounds, he is The Jackrabbit!�
He is wearing one of his trademark "Jackrabbit" T-Shirts, and his plaid, wrestling shorts, with black elbow pads and boots. The Jackrabbit begins to walk down the ramp as the music picks up, and he then runs and slides into the ring as blue strobe lights scan the arena. He climbs the nearest turnbuckle, and laughs out loud to himself, raising both arms and wriggling the index fingers on each in a pose, as the fans cheer him. The Jackrabbit then jumps back down, and paces the ring, laughing to himself.
Tony D: �We�re underway!�
Kris Red: �I hate Corn Flakes!�
Tony D: �I can�t help but notice Jackrabbit came solo, but Carmichael has joined his partner at ringside.�
The bell is sounded and Jackrabbit begins to bounce around the ring, sporadically, seeming to catch Kae a bit off guard. Jackrabbit moves around quickly, but doesn�t seem to have any sort of offense in mind. Jackrabbit suddenly stops, right in front of Kae, and motions him to begin the fight.
Kris Red: �Damn hippity hopper.�
Kae mouths something at Jackrabbit and charges in with a clothesline. Jackrabbit ducks and grabs the back of Kae�s tights, then quickly pulls up to give Kae a wedgie. Kae turns around furious and clocks Jackrabbit right in the forehead, sending jackrabbit to the mat. Jackrabbit pops up, smiling, and reaches to give Kae an Indian rope burn. Kae pulls his arm away, kicks Jackrabbit in the gut, and plants him with a DDT.
Tony D: �Ahahahahahahahah�.�
Kris Red: �This is not funny. Jonny Kae is a legend. Jackrabbit gives him a wedgie? If this place were properly under control-
Tony D: �Shut up Lance Bass.�
Kris Red: �Hey!�
Kae takes out his frustration with Jackrabbit�s unorthodox style by sending a barrage of rights into Jackrabbit�s midsection. Kae continues to punch him, as Jackrabbit begins to laugh, each laugh getting cut off by the thud of Kae�s fist into his ribs. Jonny Kae mouths something which seems to be, �It�s funny, huh?� and picks Jackrabbit up into a power slam position. Kae turns around with Jackrabbit, who�s still laughing, and charges the turnbuckle, slamming him into it.
Kris Red: �That�ll shut him up.�
Kae covers.
1!
2!
Jackrabbit gets the shoulder up, and proceeds to laugh some more.
Tony D: �No it won�t!�
Kae smirks at the laughing Jackrabbit and flips Jackrabbit over to his front side. Kae wraps him up from the back, and rolls him over. Jackrabbit laughs hysterically until Jonny Kae fish hooks his cheek. Jackrabbit is shocked and Kae shows an evil grin. The ref yells at Kae to break the hold, and Jackrabbit springs free as soon as he can. Jackrabbit walks away from Kae, and holds his mouth as he walks to far rope to re cooperate. He holds onto the ropes when Carmichael suddenly grabs Jackrabbits feet tripping him on his face. The ref misses it as he�s scolding Kae.
Tony D: �First they threaten Talon, now they double team Jackrabbit! Cowards!�
Kris Red: �No, they intimidated Talon. Now they�re taking advantage of a good opportunity.�
Jackrabbit climbs out of the ring and starts to walk toward Carmichael who has started to retreat. He gets into Carmichael�s face with a very serious and angry scowl and goes to swing. Kris puts up his arm to deflect, but notices Jackrabbit stopped mid punch. Kris looks at jackrabbit who motions his head downward towards his other arm. Kris looks down and sees Jackrabbit makes a circle with his index finger and his thumb, like so:
Carmichael stands perplexed. The Jackrabbit smiles and says, �That�s two!� and proceeds to punch Carmichael in the arm twice then wiping it off. Jackrabbit returns to the ring.
Kris Red: ���
Tony D: ���
The crowd: ���
Jackrabbit climbs into the ring and sees Jonny Kae limbering up for the next series. Jackrabbit begins to jump around the ring again, readying Kae for his next wedgie attempt apparently. Jackrabbit stops. Jonny waits for Jackrabbit to motion to him. Jackrabbit kicks him in the face instead. Jackrabbit covers.
1!
2!
Kickout by Jonny Kae. Kae is pissed.
Tony D: �Jackrabbit has one of the hardest styles in HSW to fight against.�
Kris Red: �I refuse to add further commentating to a match in which someone was given �two�.�
Tony D: �Kris��
Kris Red: �What?�
Tony D: *makes the �two� symbol that Jackrabbit just made* "Two for looking!�
Bleeps cover Kris Red�s responses. In the ring, Kae and Jackrabbit have moved on past the mind games and tricks into a serious match. Jackrabbit has Kae backed into a corner, nailing him with chops to the chest. Jackrabbit whips Kae into the far turnbuckle and runs after him, nailing him with a spear right as he hits. Kae falls to one knee as Jackrabbit moves him out of the corner, and positions him for a quick snap pile driver. Jackrabbit covers.
1!
2!
3..no, kick out by Kae. Kae gets up, surprised by the change in gears from Jackrabbit. Jackrabbit picks Kae up to his feet, but Kae comes up with a haymaker that rocks Jackrabbit back. Both men stagger and go for a simultaneous boot to the gut. They both double over and both try for a simultaneous spear. They�re heads collide and both men fall hard. The ref starts the standing ten count.
1!
2!
3!
4!
5!
6!
Both men stir.
7!
8!
To their knees�
9!
Kris Red: �Dear god!�
Tony D: �What?!�
Kris Red: �Someone farted into the headset again!�
Both men are up. Jackrabbit charges, Kae charges, Jackrabbit goes for the clothesline, Kae ducks, Double Barrel Reverse Neck-Breaker! Kae covers.
1!
2!
3! Jackrabbit gets a shoulder up a second to late. The bell is called for and Jackrabbit begins to laugh!
Tony D: �Kae wins it! But Jackrabbit is a psycho!�
Kae kicks Jackrabbit who�s laughing hysterically on the mat. Carmichael slides into the ring, tossing a chair to Kae, sporting one of his own. They begin to pummel Jackrabbit with the chairs until he lays motionless, no longer laughing. Kae calls for a mic from the outside. He gets one.
Jonny Kae: "This is a damn message to HSW!"
Carmichael picks Jackrabbit up and begins to set him up for their tag team signature (where Carmichael does a Stunner onto the knee of Jonny Kae).
Tony D: �This is what they did to PKA a few weeks back!�
Kris Red: �It got rid of PKA, hopefully it will get rid of this Jack-ass.�
Before they can finish off the move, Talon slides into the ring, swinging his lead-piping, buit missing both men as they make a quick retreat out of the ring. Talon is irate as he watches Carmichael and Kae back up the ramp, laughing to mock Jackrabbit. Talon helps Jackrabbit up who�s started to come to. The fans cheer for Fusion as Jackrabbit gets up, tags Talon as if he�s in a tag match, and walks to the turnbuckle and waits as if a tag match is going on. Talon looks a bit bewildered and walks over to tell Jackrabbit there is no tag match.
Kris Red: �That guy is an idiot.�
Tony D: �He gave Kae a great match though!�
Kris Red: �Whatever you say.�
Tony D.: �There they are Kris, two rings, waiting for the Main Event to happen.�
Kris Red: �Double main event, really. What the hell Ichy was thinking when he signed this dumb match, I don�t know.�
Tony D.: �I�ll tell you what he was thinking.. .he was thinking he wasn�t putting up with the b.s. anymore!�
Kris Red: �This match is b.s.�
Randy Long: �The following match is a Simulmatch! There will be two distinct matches going on simultaneously in these two rings! The action can spill into either ring, and there will be no countouts or disqualifications based on the action that occurs between the two rings!�
The fans cheer at the idea of the chaos that could ensue.
Randy Long: �Normal disqualifications and count outs will apply within individual matches. Both matches are scheduled for one fall. The first match, introducing first, Jonny Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaae!�
The arena goes quiet, as the lights dim, and red and green strobe lights penetrate the audience. The opening riff from 'Root' by The Deftones hits, as green mist fills up in the entrance way. The sillouette of a figure appears behind the mist, and as the chorus of the song crashes in, he walks out of the mist, arms in the air in a crossed V-sign. He wears a pair of red and green trunks, green and red knee pads, red boots and green/red elbow pads, as he throws his arms down to his sides, and starts to make his way to the ring. Jonny Kae slaps a few fans' hands, before climbing the ring-steps, and getting into the ring through the middle rope. He runs over to the turnbuckle, and jumps up, raising his arms into the air. Kae drops down, and walks into the center of the ring, slapping his arms with his hands, as the lights come back on. He waits for his opponent.
Randy Long: �And his opponent, his current tag team partner, Kris Carmichaaaaaaaaaaael!�
"Stare at me now, you're on your way down!" A man screams over the PA system.
Suddenly a swarm of fog erupts from behind the curtains engulfing the main piece of the stage. The lights flicker on and off a few times until a figure is seen standing in the center of the ramp. He smiles toward the fans as 'Crystal Lake' by Poison the well kicks in.
The Defect casually strolls down the ramp now bobbing his head to the tune over head. Once he reaches the ring he slides under the bottom rope and runs off to the far turnbuckle. He stands on the second rope and does the imfamous 'X' symbol across his chest with his arms. He is showered by an array of boos as he jumps down to prepare for the match.
Randy Long: �And in the second match, this match is for the Headstrong Wrestling World Tag Team Championships. Introducing first, the challengers, Fuuuuuuuuuuusion!�
"Torn Apart" by 'Stabbing Westward' begins to play and a yinyan appears on the big screen as strobe lights fill the arena, flickering on and off. Onto the ramp walks Talon and The Jackrabbit side-by-side, their eyes scanning the crowd. The Jackrabbit tips back his head and begins to laugh, and Talon gives him a look from the corner of his eyes, a piece of lead piping in one hand. Talon walks now to the ring, followed closely by The Jackrabbit who skips along behind him. Talon slides under the ropes into the ring, as The Jackrabbit bounces onto the apron and climbs through the middle rope. Talon climbs the nearest turnbuckle, holding his arms out as The Jackrabbit crosses the ring and leaps onto the opposite, lifting two index fingers and giving his salute to the crowd. Both men then return to their feet, and Talon tosses his lead-piping to ringside.
Randy Long: �And their opponents, your HSW world tag team champions, first, from Kalamazoo, Michigan, Amphetamine!�
The lights in the arena dim to a low glow. Suddenly �Fatal� by The RZA hits. As soon as the song begins the arena lighta go completely out as green and gold strobe lights flash from either side of the entrance. A few seconds pass until Amphetamine emerges from the backstage area to a mixed reaction from the crowd. She smirks and looks around at the crowd, taking it all in. She walks slowly to the beginning of the ramp.
Suddenly, she sprints forward and down the ramp. She slides in under the bottom rope and leaps to her feet. She walks over to the ring ropes facing the apron and jumps onto the bottom rope. She raises her arms in the air as she bounces up. As she does this silver pyro shoots from the nearest turnbuckles. She climbs up to the middle rope and then springs backwards doing a backflip, landing in the middle of the ring.
Randy Long: �And her partner, Konstaaaaaaaaance!�
The lights go out as Thunderstruck by AC/DC blasts through the arena. Flames begin to fire up on each side of the entrance, and Konsance walks out from behind the curtains. There is a spolight on him, and through its bright light you can see the aggression in his eyes. He walks to the ring with a mixture of boos and cheers being thrown his way from the crowd. He slowly climbs in the ring and the arena lights come back on. Konstance goes to the farthest corner and sits down against the bottom turnbuckle.
The bell rings, and the fans are glancing back and forth between the two rings. Kae and Carmichael start off going for a few spots. Suplexes, short arm whips, some fast paced action with neither man getting the upper hand. Fusion watches them warily, knowing they will interfere as soon as the opportunity presents itself. Konstance and Amphetamine rush across the ring, clobbering both men into the other ring!
Kris Red: �What a surprise� pretty much exactly how I thought this would go.�
Kae and Carmichael immediately stop their half hearted fighting and rush over to lay the boots to The Jackrabbit and Talon. Not wasting all their energy here, though, they quickly pick them back up and toss them back to the wolves. They look around at the booing crowd and shrug, the go back to their faux spots.
Tony D.: �This match is going to be so unfair.�
Amphetamine and Konstance rush at them, but Talon comes up with a big uppercut on Konstance as Jackrabbit dodges away from Amphet�s suicide flip. Talon shoves Konstance out of the ring at his corner, and he steps out on his side. JR and Amphet square off. Amphet runs at JR, who suddenly whips his ponytail around and smacks her in the face with it. Amphet�s hands fly to her eyes, and JR scoops her up for a Rock Bottom. He bounces back up, then drops a leg.
In the other ring, Kris Carmichael has somehow ended up down, and Kae is up top ready to fly off the ropes. He is just about to leap when Carmichael shoots to his feet. JR covers Amphet just as Kris runs over and shoves Kae off the ropes. He falls onto JR, breaking up the pin. Amphetamine takes the opportunity to dive for a tag to Konstance.
Kris Red: �What a stroke of luck!�
JR and Konstance lock up as Konstance gets the upper hand. An arm wrench followed by a whip into the ropes. Konstance nails an arm drag but, releases and nails JR with another and holds him down with an arm bar. The JR fights back to his feet, he jumps up and bounces off the ropes, doing a back flip, reversing the arm bar and sending Konstance to the canvas. JR goes to nail a Lionsault but Konstance is out of harms way. The Jackrabbit back into his corner and makes the tag as Konstance waits eagerly. Talon charges in but, Konstance ducks and lands a reverse cresendo kick. He picks Talon up and whips him into the turnbuckle. He charges in but, Talon hops over him and lands a sunset flip for the pin.
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Kickout!
Tony D.: �That was a close one.�
Amphetamine extends her hand for a tag but, Konstance ignores her and gets right back into the mix. He hammers away on Talon then nails a snapmare. He runs and flips over Talon, snapping him backwards followed by a senton splash. The cover.
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And a kickout! Konstance picks up Talon and sets him up for a vertical suplex. Talon blocks and and nails one of his own. Talon quickly to his feet waiting for Konstance to get up. When he does he nails a belly to back suplex then goes to make the tag to the Jackrabbit. Double team effort on Konstance as Talon picks up Konstance, dropping him over the JRs knee. Some stomps hit their mark and JR makes the cover.
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Kae nails a clothesline as Kris Carmichael does an over exaggerated flip into the other ring, flailing out before he falls so he can break up the pin.
Tony D.: �Are they even doing anything in the other ring but reversing holds anymore?�
Kris Red: �That�s some great technical wrestling going on over there, Tony!�
Proving the point, Carmichael climbs back into the other ring, ties up with Kae, and Kae reverses into a chicken wing. Carmichael reverses into a hammerlock. Kae reverses into a triangle chokehold. Carmichael sits out, turns, and suplexes into a bridge. Kae rolls out and the two come to their feet again.
Tony D.: �I don�t like this. Neither Kae nor Carmichael is getting winded while the other competitors are giving it their all!�
The Jackrabbit whips Konstance into his partner�s corner as Amphetamine slaps Konstance' shoulder and comes in.
Kris Red: �Amphetamine manages to get into this match, without Konstance' approval.�
The Jackrabbit is ready, and he nails a clothesline and another. Amphetamine up again with a dropkick to the knee. JR staggers as Konstance makes it to his feet. Amphetamine sweeps the legs out from under Jackrabbit as Konstance reluctantly takes his corner. Amphetamine goes for a double knee drop, but Jackrabbit reverse somersaults out of the way, into his corner, and tags Talon on his way to rolling out of the ring!
Tony D.: �Such and animated fellow.�
Kris Red: �What are you, British now?�
Talon going to work on Amphetamine. He nails a reverse DDT as Amphetamine crawls over to the ropes setting herself up for a midrope splash by Talon. Amphetamine is almost out cold as Talon makes his way up top.
Tony D.: �This could be it!�
Almost in slow motion, several things happen. Jonny Kae runs at Kris Carmichael, looking to do a big splash. Carmichael grabs the top rope and sits down, sending Kae flipping over the top and into Jackrabbit who was getting back up on the apron. The motion of the ropes causes Talon to lose his balance, and he collapses right on this testicular fortitude! Kae and Carmichael both get up, looking around, pretending to be confused.
Kris Red: �See what happens when you are in the way of a real match? You get hurt in the crossfire!�
Jackrabbit and Talon get to their feet around the same time as Carmichael checks on his partner to make sure he is ok from his fall. But Fusion has had enough! They walk simultaneously to the ropes separating the two rings, and step through as Kae and Carmichael drop all pretense and grin while going into fighting poses. Fusion doesn�t see Konstance reach over for a blind tag on an out of it Amphetamine.
Tony D.: �The fans are on their feet! They�ve waited for this fight for quite some time.�
Out of nowhere, just as Jackrabbit and Talon step one foot each into the other ring, Konstance comes running from across the ring. The fans are letting out a premature Oh! as he goes airborne, but Jackrabbit and Talon turn simulatenously and catch him in midair for a double interception spinebuster! The crowd is roaring for Fusion!
JR and Talon step back through, and set Konstance on his feet. Talon lifts him up as Jackrabbit goes up to the top. A massive sitdown powerbomb from Talon, who rolls away quickly as The Jackrabbit drops from the turnbuckle with a massive headbutt! JR bounces away as Talon covers.
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And the crowd blows the roof off with a celebratory roar as the ref smacks down the three at the same time that Carmichael suddenly drops and Kae covers him. The other ref counts.
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Kris Red: �Jonny Kae is victorious over Kris Carmichael in the most stand up match in HSW history!�
Tony D.: �Forget that, we have new Headstrong Tag Team Champions! Fusion!�
Carmichael shoots up from the cover and he and Kae leap through the ropes to the other ring where Fusion is celebrating. Just as the timekeeper is handing over the belts, but before they can get a handle on them, they both get speared from behind.
Tony D.: �Aw come on!�
Kae picks up Talon and whips him sloppily through the ropes, but with intent. He climbs through quickly after scooping up one of the belts, and lays the belt on the turnbuckle. Carmichael does the same with the other belt. They both pick up the fallen Fusion members, and at the same time whip them hard into their own belts. Both men�s heads are cracked open as they collapse, and the belts fall symbolically over their broken bodies covered in their blood. Kae and Carmichael each take a turnbuckle and taunt the crowd as Shocker goes off the air.