Tournaments. Usually used as a way to single out an individual, who has proven himself to be better than all those in the contest. A way to stand out above every one else, show to the World that they are what counts� they are what matters. They are the dominance. But is a tournament really so specific? What if a semi-finalist wins by fluke? Or a Quarter-finalist is in deed better than the finalist, but an accident occurred. Tournaments are tricky business, and only the best can cope with them. Only the best can work out the winner, the top, the ultimate Champion! The scene opens up on a very dark room, shrouded as always in complete mystery. A single light bulb hangs from the ceiling, but it has been done an injustice and is smashed. The ceiling itself is nothing more than a suspended wooden board, and the floors are no better; wooden floor boards, with several missing and others rotting slowly into nothing. The walls are unpainted and unpapered; left as no more than mere, bare wooden panels. In the room is no more than a shelf of various tins and jars. The contents cannot be seen, but maybe that is not a bad thing. On a small, wooden table with one leg missing, in the corner of the room, is a straw basket. In it are two coloured eggs, one of which has been cracked open and the contents devoured. Also in the basket is a pair of clip-on rabbit ears. The camera zooms around to see a medium sized man, with medium length, blonde hair sat on a stool. He is wearing blue tartan long-shorts and a black T-Shirt. Emblazoned on it is an image of The Canadian Flag, but sitting on the red Maple Leaf is a long-toothed, long-eared rabbit. Over his shoulder is the TAW Canadian Title belt itself, polished to a shine. The unusual man is staring into the camera, his eyes hidden behind tainted shades, and a large grin is playing across his face. The man is undoubtedly The Jackrabbit, the TAW Canadian Champion! The Jackrabbit looks into the camera, then raises his sunglasses onto his head, to show piercing blue eyes. �Hi, �Rabbit Fans! Did everyone have a nice Easter? I sure did! I got to walk around and around that TAW arena, handing Easter gifts to all my fans. And I got to give the special surprise announcement that I am in the World Title Tournament this Sunday at the Pay-Per-View! Though, I don�t doubt that everybody expected it. I mean, why would Prez One and Prez Two not want to put The Main event, Canadian Champion, The Jackrabbit in the Tournament at Masters Of The Ring? �Cause of course, they do actually wwant the Pay-Per-View to be a success! They are just lucky I got bored and decided to show up on Sacrifice last Sunday, otherwise there would have been no point in watching the show! But that�s all past now, and I am in the Quarterfinals of the World Title Tournament. But nah, it ain�t gonna stop right there? Thank you very much, The Jackrabbit is going to the Semi-finals of the Tournament, and when he�s through with all that, he�s moving on to the Finals, to take on which ever unlucky slaphappy makes it there with me! Ohhhhhh, Yeah! But everybody is wandering, why does The Jackrabbit want the TAW World Championship, when he is already has the TAW Canadian Title? Simple answer. I just can�t get enough! I have tasted my first gold right here in the form of the Canadian Title. But I liked what I tasted! It�s like when you eat a bar of Bournville Chocolate, you really want to have a bar of Cadbury�s! Right? When you taste something you like, you want to have a better version of it. I liked the feeling of holding that Canadian Title over my shoulder. And now I want the felling of holding the bigger, better World Title over the other shoulder! This Canadian Title represents only the tiny continent of Canada. A continent, a country that means nothing to me! I�ve never been to Canada, I don�t plan on going to Canada in the near future, and I don�t know a damn thing about Canada. Except that they have a red clover on the flag.� Jackrabbit points his finger at the triangular representation of the Canadian flag on his title belt. �Right now, I want to be the champion of the entire World! And I will not stop until I have achieved that goal! I have ploughed through Draco. I have ploughed through �The Big F�N Deal� Dusty Diamond. I have ploughed through �Sensational� Royce Mathers! I don�t intend on stopping now. In fact, if my memory serves me, Draco is in the World Title tournament with me. However, the only chance I have of meeting Draco is if that Cruiserweight Loser manages to get himself to the finals. I�ve beaten Draco here in the TAW before. Draco means nothing to me. Draco belongs in matches with the likes of Coca Boy and Snace, in Cruiserweight Loserweight matches! Draco can call me �Jackass� and �a rabbit crossbreed� but he is missing the point. He is missing the many men who have fallen to me. Fallen to The Last Laugh. Draco, I am undefeated in wrestling so far. I have defeated the likes of Havoc, Dusty Diamond, Royce Mathers and even you! Don�t forget that little Draco. You are a Loser weight, not a World Champion. XWA is nothing, for it is the TAW that you are wrestling for now. If it is possible to call your excuse for a cat-fight as wrestling!� The Jackrabbit bursts into a fit of uncontrolled hysterical laughter. When he calms it down to a minimum, he continues to talk. �Speaking of Loserweights, we got this other guy I could be meeting in the Semi-finals. Shawn Boyd, the TAW Loserweight Champion! Boyd, take a good look at this title belt over my shoulder. And then take a look at the title belt over your shoulder. I think if you compare them, you will realise that you are nothing compared to me. You are on the league of Coca Boy and Nitro, the pathetic excuses for wrestlers that you have fought in the past. You are not on the league of The Jackrabbit. In fact, you are not even in Draco�s league! I�m not even sure why Prez One and Prez Two stuck you in the World Title Tournament. You don�t deserve even the chance. But don�t worry �Rabbit Fans, if Seth �Canadian Zero� Price can�t defeat Shawn Boyd, I will get the honour of doing it in the Semi-finals, myself! Which brings me to the point of Mr. Price. How much does it cost to beat Seth? Well, if the Price is right, then you can pin Seth for just less than a dollar per match!� This pun sends Jackrabbit into another fit of laughter! �Seth, last week you got your ass whooped by Marc Neilson. The week before that you got your ass whooped by Draco! For crying out loud, what type of a wrestler are you? And you�re in a stable with a guy who is named after a bomb, and this �stable� is called AoL? What�s with that? That�s an Internet server! What are you, dumb? We fight in real wrestling rings, in real life, with real people. Not over any Internet connection on any website! But seriously, Seth, you call yourself �The Canadian Hero?� Look at this, Seth. This is the TAW Canadian Title. You can give yourself a fictional name like �Canadian Hero,� but the facts of the matter is that I am The Canadian Champion! That means a lot more to anyone than your little gimmick! I hold the gold, you hold two little bum chums in a stable named after an Internet server. The Alliance of Lowlifes! Seth, if or when you get past �Loserweight� Shawn Boyd, I�ll meet you in the Semi-finals, and I�ll enjoy kicking your �Hardcore Icon� ass all over that arena! Then there�s that other AoL freak, C4! He has a name like a bomb, and he thinks that�s cool? What? C4, will you explode on impact or summat? Like, when I hit you with The Last Laugh, you�ll blow up? Hahaha! I�m telling ya,� this C4 guy is a Standing Joke! And his only win is over some guy called Anton in a Handicap match! Well, C4, there is nothing more to say to you, except if you ever manage to get to the finals of the World Title Tournament, I�ll be waiting for you. I�m looking forward to it! But I can�t see you getting through even the Quarterfinals against Saraph! Saraph� the guy who thinks he is so damn big and so damn scary, just because he dresses up all in black, drinks sparrows� blood and puts Justin Sanes through tables! All hail big scary Saraph! Not! Saraph, if by some freak means you make it into the final instead of our good friend Grenade� Errr�. I mean, C4� I�ll be happy to take the scariness out of you, vampire dude! I�m so fed up of all these Goth freaks walking about, grunting, and thinking that they are original! Like Saraph was really the first ever �Lord Of Darkness!� No way! And then there�s that other really big guy�. What�s his name? Five-Alive? No, Colossus 8? No, well whatever his name is. He thinks he so big, so huge, so titanic? That�s it, Titan 3! Titan 3, ain�t that another explosive? For crying out loud, how many explosives can one fed have? There�s C4 and there�s Titan 3. And I suppose the next Tag Team Champions of TAW will be called A-Bomb and Missile!� The Jackrabbit again begins to laugh hysterically at his own jokes. He then continues: �Can you imagine it. If Titan beats Draco, and C4 beats Saraph, it�ll be �The Battle Of The Bombs!� And then the winner of this will face The Jackrabbit in the finals for the TAW World Championship! Because you see, no matter who wins the other quarterfinals, and no matter who wins the other semi-finals, I will walk into the main event at Masters Of The Ring, into the finals, and then walk out again with the Canadian Title on one shoulder, and the World Title on the other! Oh, I almost forgot! My Quarterfinals match! I have been looking past this match because it is nothing to me, and because I will win it with ease! Why? Because my Quarterfinals opponent is �Mortal Torment� Marc Neilson. Hey Mort, do you honestly think you stand a chance in hell of defeating me? I am the Total Anarchy Wrestling Canadian Champion, and future Total Anarchy Wrestling World Champion. Yeah, that�s right Mort, that�ll make me the Total Anarchy Wrestling Canadian World Champion, The Jackrabbit! Has a nice sound to it, don�t it, Mort? I mean, how can a guy with a name like �Mortal Termite� defeat The Jackrabbit? A jackrabbit would tread on a termite with not a single care! Like I am going to step on and over you, Mort! Sure, you was the last UOWF Network Champion, but does that really compare to me? UOWF means nothing. UOWF is nothing. TAW is the future. Your future, and more intensely, my future! My future is to rein the TAW as the World-Canadian Champion. And Mort ain�t gonna stop that? After all, he is only Mortal. I, however, am the Larger Than Earth, immortal Jackrabbit! Hey, keep that in mind Neilson. I am going straight to the Quarterfinals, just as every �Rabbit fan at home and at the Pay-Per-View are wanting and expecting to see! And one last thing�. As for the question about all this Prez One vs. Prez Two malarkey, �What side is The Jackrabbit on?� Let�s just say, The Jackrabbit is on the side that will� get The Last Laugh!� And on that final note, the Jackrabbit pulls his shades back over his ears, and stares directly into the camera, as a huge, knowing grin spreads across his face, and the scene fades out to nothingness.