The scene opens on a tall, dark gray door. On the door are two distinct words: �BOILER ROOM.� The camera enters the boiler room, and it scans the scene of boiler pipes and engines, and undecorated walls and uncarpeted floor. In the centre of the dim room is a man, sat upright on a wooden stool. The man has medium length blonde hair, tied back, and a uncombed, goatee. He wears sunglasses covering his eyes, and chains around his neck and wrists. The man is also wearing a black T-Shirt with a red-eyed and sadistic rabbit emblazed on the front. The man is undoubtedly the PWO�s newcomer, The Jackrabbit. The Jackrabbit is staring at a wall, not paying attention to the camera. Suddenly, his head jerks towards it, and he falls into a fit of hysterical laughter. He begins to splutter amongst his laughter, into the camera. �Why am I laughing? Well a question is best answered with a question. When am I not laughing? But this whole PwO vs. XWA stuff is absolutely hilarious! You got� the XWA� against� the PwO! How funny is that? I enter a new federation for my debut, and only one week later the whole place falls into an invasion!? That is f*cking hilarious! And now� the PwO is relying on The Jackrabbit� that�s me� to save it from these invaders? These guys who won�t have a fed of their own soon, so they want mine? They want The Jackrabbit�s domain? Well to be truly honest, I can�t be bothered with them! This invasion cr*p is going to end and it�s going to end soon. This Saturday at Anarchy. But I got a phone call from Milly the other night, telling me the teams for the match this Saturday. Hysterical laughter takes over Jackrabbit, and he slowly calms down to allow himself to speak again. �Team PwO: Havoc� I wrestled this guy last week on Anarchy, and if I remember rightly, me and Living Legend whooped his ass! Yeah! I just hope for the sake of the PwO that this guy wrestles better than he did last week, cause I ain�t doubting that the XWA are gonna be tough! Then we have The Golden Phoenix! A former legend in his own right, when he was something about Decay�. I think� [laughter] This guy could be the top card for the PwO if he works out right. Then we have Mr. Showtime. A draw last week against Spyder? Well Showtime, there won�t be any drawing this Saturday, so you better make sure you work right, too. Although I hear you�ve got a bit of a history, so I�m trusting you. Next on list is The Jackrabbit! That�s me! Yeah! Cool, I�m on the card! Milly made the best choice of his career by putting Jackrabbit on Team PwO, and he won�t regret it at Anarchy, because Standing Joke after Standing Joke, Last Laugh after Last Laugh, XWA members will fall to The Jackrabbit� and there is simply no better way to put it than that. Moving on, the next on the long list of names� NaTas! Damn, Milly, you screwed the card up already! That guy sucks ass, but if that�s your choice, then damn it, that�s your choice. But if that guy puts a foot wrong, BAM! He�s down and out, courtesy of The Jackrabbit! Then there�s� �Confidential� Chris Kelly! This guy is absolutely�. Confidential!! [hysterical laughter] This guy is confidential, I don�t have a damn clue who the hell he is! But I�m sure this guy will be great�. Err� yeah. Then finally� The Rebels Without A Cause make their in ring return�. Billy Mills and Charles Rebel! Well I don�t know much bout these guys either, except Milly is the owner of PwO and no Team would be right without the owner of it and The Jackrabbit. So, The Rebels Without A Cause should make the team complete, just as long as these old guys can shake off the cobwebs! [laughter] Then we have Team XWA. Hellion: Former XWA World Champion� as if that means sh*t! This Hellion guy ain�t shown his face to wrestling in months, and now he�s back to defend his company? Hellion is a has-been! He has been pretty bad and he still is! And this Saturday, he�s gonna realise he can�t live up to The Jackrabbit. Then of course, there�s precious Prez Master P. The owner of the XWA. Well ain�t he the unlucky one? XWA is going to be embarrassed and humiliated this Saturday at Anarchy! When his company is beaten back to the hole they arose from. And if I were Milly, I would fire all his little disciples on the spot, too! The last time Master P wrestled, he got his ass kicked by Travisty, which just goes to prove what a low life he is. He may be good at signing papers, but when it comes down to wrestling, Master P is a nobody. Moving on� next we have Draco! XWA World Champion, also known to us as Commander, PwO Xtreme Champion! Draco, New Dog, Commander, Sergeant F*cking Major, you think that that piece of golden bullcr*p over your shoulder� the XWA World Title is great�? Here in PwO, that title means nothing, and this Saturday, you mean nothing to us! The PwO! The Jackrabbit! And as for that PwO gold you have around your scrawny loserweight ass�. The Xtreme title� as soon as this Team match is over� I�m coming to get that myself� personally� and in a matter of weeks I will become the new PwO Xtreme Champion! Yeah! Commissioner of XWA� leader of the GWO invasion� Donnie Cicero! Something that�s crossed my mind you fat asses Latino� why do you turn your back on the XWA to go to the Golden Wrestling Organisation, and then you help your former friends to take on the PwO? Well, whether you are a traitor or not� you got your ass whooped by Draco some weeks back� lost your damn World Title to him, and now your gonna have your big, fat, round ass whooped by The one, The Only, The Jackrabbit! Yeah! Commissioners are a special thing, cause they are the ones who sit on their fat asses all day drinking coffee and taking credit for stuff they just ain�t done. Well you better be doing stuff this Saturday, Cicero, or your precious XWA will be losing badly to the overpowering PwO! Next up�. Jason Blood! Jason is XWA�s Cruiserweight Champion, and a piece of Loserweight trash who means nothing to the XWA, and is nothing to the PwO, and the only reason this piece of sh*t is in the damn match is cause no one else wanted to take the place! Jason may be covering up his burnt, deformed mess of a face now, but by the end of this week�s Anarchy, there will be more to cover up than that! Cause The Jackrabbit wants to leave some nasty marks on little Jason�s scrawny carcass! Then there�s Ric Flash. XWA Hall-Of-Famer, and a Hall-Of-Famer by other aspects. Former LWCW World Champion, and the last one to reign. A load of bullsh*t! Last time this guy was seen wrestling was when he was beaten by some green Texan by the name of Brad Mare. That guy did stuff to animals I ain�t even gonna mention! And yet he beat Mr. Legend, Flash-o! Ric Flash ain�t been seen for a long time since, and now he�s returning to fight PwO!? Well ain�t that a fine thing? What a jackass! Pride for the company he left! Well this Saturday at Anarchy, I�m gonna beat Ric Flash worse than Brad Mere beat him not long ago. And then, XWA Hall-of-Famer will be XWA Hall-Of-Loser. Then the XWA have another turncoat, another guy who doesn�t even give a damn about XWA, so much so he left to the GWO a month or two ago. Titan 3! A guy who abandoned his company, like Cicero, with hopes of destroying it! XWA are trusting losers now, ain�t they?! Well Titan 3, T3, Mr. Destroy-the-company-that-I-am-a-Hall-of-Famer-for! You can watch as your fantasies of a demolished XWA are put forward this Saturday, as the PwO runs the XWA down! Then there�s PwO�s number One traitor, Travice Blackman, managing his boy Travisty! What is this, a father-son reunion or two gay friends sharing a name? Travisty is XWA�s Television Champion, which once again means absolutely nothing to PwO, and we stand united to make sure Mr. Champ is put to rest, and Traitor Travice is knocked down, so he can watch his favourite company knocked out of the game! The only thing going for young Travisty is his girl, Kaptain Kimmy, and boy I would love to give her a good {censored!!!!!} The basic facts are six-on-six, this Saturday, PwO Anarchy, PwO over runs the XWA and sends them back where they came from to prove it�s dominant spot in wrestling history! But when all is said and done�. The Jackrabbit always gets the Last Laugh!� And with that, The Jackrabbit bursts into a fit of hysterical laughter, and falls off his stool as the scene fades out to black.