Hey-a �Rabbit Fans! Say hellos to your friendly neighborhood Jackrabbit! That�s what you�re expecting from me, isn�t it? That�s what you want? That�s what you sycophants would have got from the Jackrabbit in NLW. New Legends of Wrestling�. Hah, it�s been too long! And didn�t we have just the best of times, NLW. Hahahahaha! The glory days of Fusion knocking down every pin that Jack Sullivan set up in front of us, knock knock knock, our gallivanting across the globe earning our stripes, making the kiddies laugh and the men bleed. The happy days. Oh sweet NLW, nice NLW, you nurtured us like your favorite pets, your favorite toys� you let us out to play and fun was had by all. It didn�t matter if it was the Society� knock� it didn�t matter if it was Aphrodisia, knock, Ice Man, knock, Phoenix, Southern Comfort, High Impact, knock knock knock� even those OWF boys, KNOCK! We had your back, NLW, and you had ours. And Talon was my friend. Nothing came between Fusion in NLW, nothing could deny our bond, our dominance. Who better than two friends, two souls made one, dividing and conquering a dozen individuals. The longest reigning Tag Champions in NLW history. The rightful last champions of a doomed company. First ballot hall-of-famers� BUT IT WAS ALL A LIE! You betrayed me, NLW. When Talon dropped Jackrabbit into the Pool of Blood after my greatest OWF victory� the truth behind all your nasty little deceits was laid bare. There was no friendship, there had never been a bond! Talon had used me! Talon had put me in the ring to do his bidding and decimate his foes whilst he sat back on his throne of deception. �Unleash the hounds�� unleash the �Rabbit, more like it! Yes, NLW had betrayed the Jackrabbit! But here you stand again New Legends of Wrestling, dragged back from the quiet blessing of death. Jack Sullivan�s undead succubus, alive again to weave another web of lies, to ensnare more unwitting victims. BUT I WON�T BE YOUR VICTIM! EJ Slayer learnt that lesson the hard way, and his corpse was removed from the OWF arena by chain mail. Aaaahhhhahahahahaha! But it�s not EJ Slayer that I will be staring down when the moss is scraped from NLW�s rotted corpse, when the dirt is shifted off its casket. The lid will part and standing in that decrepit ring across from me will be another corpse. Another skeleton from the closet of the old Jackrabbit. Draco. Well look what the cat dragged in! How�s long it been, Dracey boy? Five, ten, fifteen, eleventeen years now!? Aren�t you a sight for sore bleeding eyes? And my my, haven�t you grown? Ahahahahahahahahaha! How have you been passing the time Draco? No rest for the wicked, I presume? Men like you don�t rest, do they? Men like us. I suppose it�s been nearly a decade of pain, anguish, torment. I imagine there�s some violence thrown in there too, right? Or did you retire to a happy life in the country with two-point-five children and a dog named Cas? Nothing you couldn�t handle with a few well-placed swear words and a family feud or three though, I�m sure. Self-loathing on a platter, just warm in a microwave for three minutes, then stir. You may be the only man who can outstrip the Jackrabbit for friend betrayals. You�re a lot like Talon, that way. But you�re not Talon. That would almost be a disservice to my treacherous perfidious brother. Where Talon battles his demons and stabs them in the back, wrestling his ego before and after breakfast� Draco, you let yours consume you. You left NLW the same way you will return to it. A broken down old wreck, whining about your love life, and putting your battered body on the line just to feel� something. They called you �Hellacious.� Hahaha! The product of a 90�s marketing team for dollar-store action figures. But you sold it, didn�t you Dracey boy? You sold t-shirts, banners, posters� Hellacious Hellacious Hellacious! It became your calling card. People would talk about you in tongues�. �That Hellacious guy, what was his name again?� But you�re still Hellacious, aren�t you Dracey? Because you have not moved on. Have not grown. Have not evolved, hahahahaha! What you are looking at before you is evolution. This is not the Jackrabbit you remember from TAW, where I was ripping the Canadian Championship from your grip. This is not the Jackrabbit you remember from GWO, knocking you out of the Gauntlet Tournament. And this is certainly not the Jackrabbit you remember from NLW, putting me on my ass and out of Gold Rush. Yes, Draco, I remember it all. The wins. The losses. The wins. For years and years and years and years they said the Jackrabbit was a fool. The Jackrabbit was a joke. The Jackrabbit couldn�t lace a boot, couldn�t count to ten, couldn�t remember his own name. But unlike you, Draco, I do remember. And I know what this win means to you, Draco. You were the last NLW World Champion. Tell me, has it rusted? And you, the only man to pin me in NLW history� its destiny that our paths have come together like this one more time. Because you, Draco, you will be the proof of my evolution. Proof that I have eschewed that laughing idiot� hahahaha� once and for all! You are my chance to re-write the Book of Jackrabbit, to re-tell history, to lay down a legacy. This time, you will be my victim! Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Thank you. No, Draco, not you. Check your ego, you are but the first piece to fall in a grander scheme. I thank you, Jack Sullivan. I thank you for resurrecting a corpse to break this self-imposed deadlock. For lifting the floodgate on the anger I have stored up inside me during those years under Talon�s spell, for turning the key in the lockbox of my memories. For giving me back NLW. So that I can tear it down. New Legends of Wrestling. Old legends of wrestling, a more apt name. Let this be my warning, the Jackrabbit does not rest until I have torn your ceiling to the ground, until I have laid bare your foundations and torn your roots from the cold earth. Why? Why do I promise this? Because you made a mockery of me. For years you made a fool of the Jackrabbit, and now is my retribution. Now is my redemption. You have been warned. The Jackrabbit� is no longer� laughing. Aaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaa�