Relaxation; refreshment of the body or mind. We find our own relaxation in different forms, and something that is relaxing to one person may be the exact opposite to another. For this reason we all must find our own methods of relaxation rather than to take another�s; however, a lot can be learnt about someone from knowing how they relax. The scene opens and all around is darkness. The camera shows a figure; clad head to toe in black, his robe wrapped around him, his hood pulled up over his head. He looks down on the camera lens. TALON: �Study your target, Jay. Enter his domain and learn how his mind works.� Talon holds out a video cassette to someone off-camera, and the hand takes it, followed by a soft childish giggling. The scene reopens. The camera begins to pan around, taking in the full view of a restaurant. Each one of many tables have draped over them a white cloth, and on top of each there are menus mounted in fine glass holders, a seven-branched candlestick, and various eating toppings such as salt, pepper and cranberry sauce. Waiters move through the restaurant, almost shuffling sideways between tables, dressed in fine suits and carrying silver plates with dishes on top. Almost everyone in the restaurant is dressed well, except one. This man is dressed in jeans, a T-shirt and sunshades. This man is The Jackrabbit. THE JACKRABBIT: �Ready Or Not, Here Comes The Jackrabbit; Hey�a �Rabbit Fans, your host for tonight�s oh-oh-oh-so-posh event�. The Jackrabbit� that�s me! Noooow, you may be wondering to your-little-selves, why oh why is The Jackrabbit� hope you remember just who that is!� sat in a restau-thingy. Well the answer; I like the food! Nah-ahahahah! Only kiddin� with ya! I�m here �cos this is the kinda place that Chase guy once went to like on the video Tal gave me. Tal said I have to study this Chase guy; he thinks he�s gunna be a challenge or summat. I dunno why, �cos methinks he just looks like some slap-happy chappy who takes piccies of himself with no clothes on� EW-EW-EWWWWW!!!! That was really icky, and I had to close my eyes, and I complained to Mistah Odjie but he proooomised that Chasey will be wearing clothes when we wrestle at Inferno. Which is a good thing, mm-hm. So anyways, I said �okies!� to Tal, and watched the video right after Dangermouse had finished. Well Chasey came here and then some girl just randomly came and sat with him. So I�m now waiting for my girl to come and sit with me, and we can get started!� The Jackrabbit smiles at the camera, putting his hands in his lap, twiddling his thumbs and humming. After a moment, a waiter comes to him and smiles down on him, holding a small notepad in his hand. WAITER: �May I take your order, sir?� THE JACKRABBIT: �You�re not a girly!� WAITER: �Uhm� no sir, I�m not. Would you like to order anything to eat?� THE JACKRABBIT: �You�re not a girly! Where�s the girly that�s �sposed to come sit with me?!!� WAITER: �Sir�. I, uhh, think you�ve gotten the wrong place. I believe the place you are looking for is just across the road from here, �Madame Scarlet�s.� THE JACKRABBIT: �Uhh, nope! This is the right place. But since you�re offering yummy foods, I�ll have an ice-cream.� WAITER: (looking a little taken aback but not wanting to stick around this guy much longer.) �Uh, alright, sir. Vanilla Supreme with strawberry topper coming right up.� THE JACKRABBIT: (with a grin now) �Yay, sounds yummy! Hmm� still, I wonder how comes Chasey got a pretty girly to come sit with him when he came to this place. Maybe he paid lots of money, I guess. Anywho, no matter, ice-cream is plenty better than girlies! See, methinks this is Chasey�s number-one-two-a-one-two-three-four problem. He�s took yayful about girlies and he�s not concentrated enough on wrestling. Melikes wrestling so that�s not my problem, �cos I�m just gonna go in there, smile at Chasey, �cos gotta be polite, and then beat him up lots and lots, �OHMIGOSH! LAST LAUGH!� and then it all be over. Really really is that simple. But Chasey, he thinks The Jackrabbit is a jackrabbit, and that�s just plain silly. If Chasey wants to wrestle aminals, he should go to a zoo. I do that sometimes when Odjie gives me a day-off. At Inferno, Chasey is wrestling a wrestler! Shock-shock-horror-horror-whoooo! And this wrestler isn�t just one foot high.� The Jackrabbit�s ice cream arrives, and he eyes bulge beneath his sunshades. The ice cream, a flawless white in color, rises high out of its glass dish, a spray of strawberry splashed around the top, a long wafer straw poking through the center. His hand shaking in delight, The Jackrabbit looks down to the cutlery and� there�s four different shaped spoons!? The Jackrabbit looks bewildered, the look on his face clearly indicating he thinks this is some kind of practical joke. THE JACKRABBIT: �Huh? Uhh� Who�s the funny guy?! Oh, �cept me! Argh-hahahaha!! Hmm� OH!!! Wow, how clever� I can eat much faster this way!� The Jackrabbit proceeds to grab up all four spoons, two in each hand, and attacks the ice cream mound from all sides, shoveling it into his mouth hungrily and causing sticky strawberry sauce to dribble down his chin. THE JACKRABBIT: �See? Mffhfhf� Chasey doesn�t know what he's missin-mfhfhfff. Choosing to have a pretty girly� mffmfm� instead of ice cream!? He�s mad! Mfffmfm. Just like when at Inferno, he�ll be mad to.. mfmf� step into the ring with everyone�s favorite.. mfmf.. Friendly Neighborhood Jackrabbit. Chasey... *gulp*� I dunno who you is, or who this Tussul (TSL) is, I never wrestled neither of ya� mfmfm� but I seen Tussul on the DVD Odjie gave me� and he looks much funnier than you, Chasey.. mfmfmf� he looks cool and maybe one days I can play with him instead of his boring one-foot manager� mfmfmfm� The Jackrabbit has finished his ice cream in what has to be a record time; he is very experienced in this field of relaxation. Slowly he lifts his sunshades off his head and looks to the camera, having not noticed the looks being given to him from various customers for one of four reasons; his clothes, he is sat at a table on his own, he is talking strangely to himself, and he has ice-cream and strawberry sauce dripping all down his mouth and ICWF T-shirt. THE JACKRABBIT: �You talk and talk and talk about your icky willy, Chasey. You and Zimderelly should become best buddies, �cos you both as �ohmigosh-ew!� as each other. Ick. You need to change the tune Chasey, you sound like a broken flute that I play with at home, always makes the same noise. Like this; ssssh, listen: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!! Reeeeaaaally annoying! Well your tune is just the same, Chasey� He absently licks ice cream off his chin. �The Jackrabbit is a bunny rabbit. The Jackrabbit is a bunny rabbit. The Jackrabbit is a bunny rabbit�. Oopsie daisy, he�s a wrestler and he just pinned me.� Yup� that�s right Chasey� you got a screw loose in your noggin. But don�t worry Chasey me pal, at Inferno, The Jackrabbit will loosen more and more and more screws �till the noggin falls off and� oh holy ice-cream van in the sky� The Jackrabbit�. Gets� The� Last� Laugh! Arghahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!� The Jackrabbit takes a deep breath to regain himself, chuckling as he literally hops out of the chair, knocking it over and skipping towards the exit, muttering about not having a pretty girl sit at his table. It will take approximately forty seconds before the waiter realizes The Jackrabbit did not pay for his ice cream, and approximately two minutes before he gets given chocolate coins in exchange. Two minutes later, he will return to the till and realize the coins aren�t real.