With the human race being so high on opinion, often one will try to prove their point in order to show that they above all else are right. And if they fail to prove their point, the stubborn will try, try, and try again. The scene opens. The camera pans from overhead a dusty street, the cause of which is a large construction team. The torn-up concrete road is filled with stop signs, drills, huts and a JCB, workers walking all around the construction site in hard-hats, getting about their business. The camera swings around. Now in its view is a man, the T-shirt and plastic belt over his shoulder revealing him to be ICWF�s self- proclaimed Jobber Champion, The Jackrabbit. THE JACKRABBIT: �Hey hey hey �Rabbit Fans! How�s it goin�? Goin� good? Good. Me too, thanks for askin� arghahahaha! Well, it�s that time of week again, the time where the dead rise to�. No wait, that was the movie� eh, what time of week is it? Ah yes, time for Your Friendly Neighborhood Jackrabbit to come out and entertain you by talking about some dude called Follow� no, Catch� Chase! Yeah, I like to chase� rabbits like to chase, and jackrabbits are good at chasing because they�re really, really fast. This Chase guy ain�t as fast as The Jackrabbit, and that�s how come at Inferno he�ll be all too slow to put a stop to me, and I�ll� well, win of course, sillies! Hmph� well actually, I�m kinda here to prove a point too. Tal said that when I showed the whooooole world why The Jackrabbit is the ICWF Jobber Champion, I kinda got it wrong and did a bad job. Well, I have decided that supermarkets don�t count as jobs, so I�m going to prove it here instead!� The Jackrabbit skips down closer to the construction site, getting a few curious looks from the workers there as they continue their work. He looks to the nearest worker, a small man in a yellow hard-hat and overalls, searching through a box of various colored wires. The Jackrabbit grins from ear-to-ear and taps the worker on the shoulder, causing him to look around from his work. WORKER: �Oh hi there! What can I do ya fer?� THE JACKRABBIT: �Hihi! I�m The Jackrabbit, Jobber Champion of the Woooorld, and I need you to let me do your job just for a little minute so that I can show Jason Chase, this wrestler I�m wrestling with on the weekend, why I am the Jobber Champion and he isn�t!� WORKER: (taking a �knowing� glance at the camera) �Ohh� oh, sure mate, not a problem. Right, I�ll pass some wires out to you� kinda need to know which ones to use, right. You need to hold them out straight, finger at each end man, and pass them down to the guy down there.� THE JACKRABBIT: (with a glance down the hole before him) �Uhm� okies!� As instructed, the worker in the yellow hat takes out a wire and holds it out to The Jackrabbit. The wrestler straightens the wire out, with much difficulty as it keeps curling around his arm every time he lets go of one end to grab onto the other. The worker holds out a second wire, and without bothering to successfully hand down the first one, The Jackrabbit takes the second. Naturally, this gets tangled in the first. A third wire is passed his way by the inattentive worker, and The Jackrabbit now drops the first in grabbing the third. The second gets wrapped around his shoulder, and the thirds falls to the floor, getting caught in his ankles. With a resounding crash, The Jackrabbit hits the concrete floor. The worker sees this and hurriedly aids in removing the wires back to the box. WORKER: �oh crap, are you okay?!� THE JACKRABBIT: ��course I�m okay!! That was just a bump� gave me a bit of a boo-boo though. But heheheh, not half like what this Chase is going to get at Inferno. Why why oh for the love of tangley wires why? Because he�s going to fall off the couch and bump his head. No no! Because he�s going to slip on a banana-peel and scratch his knee? No no, arghhahaha, not that either! Because he�s facing The Jackrabbit� that�s me!� and that means he is going to hit the mat for a one and a two and a one-two-three-four� but without the four, of course, �cos the ref only counts to three, probably cos it doesn�t realize that seven comes after three� which is a very difficult number to remember. But what Chase doesn�t know is th-� The Jackrabbit is abruptly cut off when suddenly an ear piercing noise rings through the street. The Jackrabbit begins to frown, bringing both hands to his ears and screaming loudly as if to try to beat the sound of a nearby pneumatic drill for volume. Glaring now at the hard-hat worker on the drill, the expression of an annoyance slowly changes to a beaming grin and he runs towards the drill screaming. THE JACKRABBIT: �OOOOOOOOH let me play let me play!!! Gimme gimme gimme!!!!� The worker on the drill looks across at the man running towards him and hastily stops the drill. The Jackrabbit grins at him, holding out his hands, but the drill�s worker is distracted for a moment by the television camera and he slowly takes off his orange hard-hat. THE JACKRABBIT: �Hey hey! Gimme that!! I�m the ICWF Jobber Champion, former GWO Wealthy Commoner Champion and future beaterer of Jason Chase! You just have to let me prove to all the �Rabbit Fans and �Rabbit Fans alike why I can job better than Chase, and anyone on the roster�. Lemme do your job on that thingy!� The guy in the orange-hat looks a little bewildered, but figuring the man before him is probably a trained actor he sees no harm in assisting in the show; it might get him on television! He nods to The Jackrabbit, explaining a fundamental or two about the drill (which goes in one ear and out the other) before handing him the pneumatic drill. The Jackrabbit climbs on, and the worker places his hard hat on the wrestler�s head, then leaning over and turning the thing on before jumping back out of the way. THE JACKRABBIT: �Urghughgughhghguhghghgughughgugughgh!� The Jackrabbit vibrates crazily on the drill, bouncing up and down crazily, his lips flapping about and the helmet bobbing loosely on his head. It takes only ten seconds for him to fly off the drill, landing hard on his ass on the concrete, the drill falling to the ground. The worker leaps forward, cautiously but hastily switching the drill off. DRILL-WORKER: �Y�okay?� THE JACKRABBIT: �Owchie� yup, �course I�m okay, I�m the Jobber Champion. That�s just a bump, common wound of working in dangerous jobs. But as Jobber Chump, I�m used to bumps �cos I always get bumped about in the ring. Well, sometimes. Like with Sully, he was fun! He bumped me about lots and lots, and I bumped him back, and he does his special move that ain�t so special �cos it barely hurt The Jackrabbit� that�s me, for your information dude! But Sully got the hardest bump, and pinned The Jackrabbit. No matter no matter, though! �cos Chase ain�t gonna get the hardest bump, in fact, Chase ain�t gonna bump me much at all. �Cos he�s just a Chase and I�m The Jackrabbit, Hahaha!! He calls himself the �one foot wonder� but I�m confused by this �cos The Jackrabbit is six foot something, according to my bio in Odjie�s files� ssssh, he doesn�t know I looked in there but I got bored �cos I completed Mario� it only took me five days!!!!!�. so I looked. So I �spose if Chase is only one foot I�m facing a liddle midget, which is no fun. The Jackrabbit always gets to fight freaks, which isn�t funny. A walking shark, Mr. Freeze, a girly, and now a midget. He sighs. No matter, if this Chase guy really is a midget, I�ll just kick him in the �ed and pin him. �Cos midgets fall over really easy like little pins at the bowling alley� well then little pin-man, The Jackrabbit is your bowling ball and I�m gunna roll and roll and roll and CRAAAAAASH.. knock you down! Hehehehehe!! I can�t wait, I looooove bowling! I always miss but not this time�. Oooooh no, I won�t miss this time Chasey cos this time� The Jackrabbit will get the Last Laugh!� The Jackrabbit tips back his head, bursting into hysterical laughter and skipping away down the road as an entire construction party look on in absolute bewilderment, some of them snickering, others of them raising an eyebrow or tilting a head. Clearly not your average kinda guy.