A Gauntlet. A match that involves men all battling to the end, with one man replacing the man to be pinned. This process continues until there is no other man left to pin, and the man to have been unpinned in this tournament will walk out the winner� the gauntlet match is a fairly unused match in the world of pro-wrestling� but there is one case a year where it becomes a very important match� a time where it is aptly named The Gauntlet� and in this particular case, the winner of this Pay-Per-View match gets a shot at the Golden Wrestling Organisation World Championship! The scene opens up to a lush green area, with large trees growing tall and green, and the grass is long and full of dew. Small wildlife animals scurry around the floor and through the grass, getting about their business. A small, grey rabbit scurries up to the camera, and it looks as if it is smiling a crazed smile at the camera� but surely that can�t be possible? Far off in the distance, is a small town. The buildings look old, and do not rise up high. A small road runs through the town. A dirt path is leading from the town and out into this lush area. And it is along this dirt-path that a figure is seen walking. The figure has long blonde hair, which is tied back in a ponytail. He has dark, black sunshades, which hide his eyes from the view of the camera. The figure is wearing blue, tartan shorts, and a black T-shirt. On the T-shirt is the image of a rabbit. The rabbit has grey fur, and large eyes. It�s long ears stick up high, but one of them is flopping down at the top. The rabbit�s long, white teeth are sticking out, and its red eyes are gleaming. The rabbit�s mouth is curled up in a hysterical laugh. The man wearing this T-shirt is, undoubtedly, The Jackrabbit of the Golden Wrestling Organisation, and one of the eight men competing in GWO�s The Gauntlet for a shot at The Punisher�s World Title. The Jackrabbit walks meaningfully through the lush area of this scene, which is in somewhere in Australia. The Jackrabbit addresses the camera as he walks: THE JACKRABBIT: �Hey-a �Rabbit Fans! It�s me, your favourite Jackrabbit again. Just figured I�d talk with you guys for a little bit while I�m going to find this porno guy. �Cos he�s got my title, and he shouldn�t have it� so I�m gonna do Uncle Maggy, he�s the Prez of GWO, a favour and get that title belt back� �Cos Maggy paid for it, not the pornbreaker. And I won that title� well, okay, I found that title, but nonetheless it�s still mine� always liked that word� �nonetheless� � It�s like three words all sticked together. Pretty cool, huh? Anywho, I love to say it, but I told you so! I told you I�d beat Ashley Draw� �The winner of this match� The Jackrabbit� that�s me!� Everyone was all; �Oh My God! It�s the�. Err�. the Draw-Kick-Thingy!� and then they went; �Oh My God! The Jackrabbit kicked out!� Ashley�s kick didn�t keep The Jackrabbit down� oh no it didn�t! And then it was �LAST LAUGH! LAST LAUGH!� And there it is, a one� two� three! The Jackrabbit is going into The Gauntlet match! Speaking of which, I figured it out now. We gets the rubber sticks and the pads on the Sunday after this Sunday. That�s in two Sundays time. That�s The Gauntlet match, apparently. So The Jackrabbit says this: Bring on the rubber pads and sticks! Yeah!� The Jackrabbit stops his talk, as he finally enters the small town. He cannot stop himself from laughing a crazy hysterical laugh� perhaps at his last comment, or perhaps, for some unknown reason, at the town. The Jackrabbit walks through the town, checking off each shop or store mentally. Nope, not the butcher�s. Nope, not the bakery. Nope, not the barber shop. Nope, not the Kwicky Mart. Kwicky Mart? Can this get any weirder? Suddenly, a small boy runs up to The Jackrabbit, with a small handkerchief and a ballpoint pen held out in front of him. THE BOY: �Are you The Jackrabbit from GWO?� THE JACKRABBIT: �Well, I do work at a place called GWO. And I am called The Jackrabbit. Man, that is such a coincidence.� THE BOY: �What does coincidence mean?� THE JACKRABBIT �Well, when a man meets a woman he really likes�. And it has to be really likes� there is a way of showing their� err� ahh, forget it. Have you seen my title belt?� THE BOY: �Err�. is that the belt you lost on GWO that one time?� THE JACKRABBIT �Err� wait, lemme� think. [to himself in a kind of humming speech] Nasty guy, taxi, find belt, put in suitcase, get to plane, talk-trash about Amazo, lose suicase� [to the boy] �Yeah, that�s right. You seen it?� THE BOY: �Only on T.V.� THE JACKRABBIT �Hmm� T.V. I�ll remember that. Thanks.� The Jackrabbit then starts to leave, but the kid chases after him and runs around in front of him again. THE BOY: �Wait! Can I have your autograph, please? You�re my favourite!� The boy holds out the pen and handkerchief. THE JACKRABBIT: �Err� what�s an autogram?� THE BOY: �No, an autograph! It�s like a signature� like what you sign at the bank with.� THE JACKRABBIT: �Really? So if I give you my� autograph� you�ll give me money? Like at the bank?� THE BOY: �No, silly!� THE JACKRABBIT: �What do you my to sign for then?� THE BOY: �Cos you�re my favourite wrestler!� THE JACKRABBIT: �Really? Cool. So where do I sign on to prove that I am your favourite wrestler?� THE BOY: �You just sign here�.� The boy hands The Jackrabbit the handkerchief and pen. THE JACKRABBIT: �I sign on a hanky?!� THE BOY: �Yeah, please.� THE JACKRABBIT: �Euwwwwwwwww! No way! You just want to sneeze on my name, you� you� name sneezer!� The Jackrabbit tosses the handkerchief and pen onto the sidewalk, before running off from the boy, who chases for a short way calling The Jackrabbit�s name� well, not his real one. As he is running, The Jackrabbit passes a shop with great big lettering above a tall window: �PAWNBROKER�S.� The Jackrabbit skids to a halt, and turns back� he looks at the shop twice, and then enters. He looks around the store at all the second hand stuff that has been thrown onto a shelf. He looks at the guy at the counter, and The Jackrabbit�s eyes light up! He has seen this guy before� on television� in a Ricky Rage & ODT promo! THE JACKRABBIT: �Hey, are you the porn guy?� PAWNBROKER: �Err� I�m the pawnbroker, yes.� THE JACKRABBIT: �You know, what you do it disgusting!� PAWNBROKER: �I�m only making a living, my friend.� THE JACKRABBIT: �Oh sure. But making a living out of breaking porn? That is disgusting!� PAWNBROKER: �But�!� THE JACKRABBIT: �You should feel ashamed of yourself! What would your mama think if she found out you was breaking porn?� PAWNBROKER: �No, you misunderstand�� THE JACKRABBIT: �The only thing I misunderstand is why people like you aren�t behind bars? I have children� well, I don�t, but some people have children that would see you breaking porn, and they would feel sick to their stomachs!! What is porn breaking, anyway?� PAWNBROKER: �No, my friend, I�m a pawnbroker! Not a porn breaker! Pawnbrokers like me, we sell and buy things�� THE JACKRABBIT: �Like porn?� PAWNBROKER: �No!� THE JACKRABBIT: �Oh�.� The Jackrabbit just stares at the pawnbroker, with a lost and confused look on his face. PAWNBROKER: �Well, stop staring at me, my friend. Do you have anything to sell me?� THE JACKRABBIT: �Err�. do I have to sell you summat before you give me summat?� PAWNBROKER: �Err� do you want money?� THE JACKRABBIT: �Erm� ok.� PAWNBROKER: �Then yeah, you need to sell me something?� THE JACKRABBIT: �Err� darn. You can have my�. Err� my T-shirt.� The Jackrabbit then swiftly pulls his trademark T-shirt off his head. He rolls it up into a ball, and hands it to the pawnbroker. The pawnbroker gives The Jackrabbit 50 cents, which he pockets, grinning. The pawnbroker smiles madly, knowing he has just ripped off a gullible man. THE JACKRABBIT: �Can I see your title belt, please?� PAWNBROKER: �What?� THE JACKRABBIT: �Your title belt. The one Ragey sold ya. Can I see it?� PAWNBROKER: �Oh, you mean that thing. No, I believe its been sold my friend� sorry about that. Anything else I can do you for? I got a lovely pearl necklace.� THE JACKRABBIT: �Really? I thought only woman wore necklaces.� The pawnbroker goes to correct The Jackrabbit, but he gets cut short as The Jackrabbit continues. THE JACKRABBIT: ��I actually just came here to buy my title belt back� but since you ain�t got it.� And without questioning the pawnbroker, or even saying another word, The Jackrabbit turns around and leaves the pawnbroker�s shop. He slowly heads back in the direction that he came. Looking very disappointed at not finding his belt at the pawnbroker�s, and now being topless too, The Jackrabbit heads back into the lush, green area of this town. Eventually, he looks into the camera and begins to talk once again, in his high-pitched voice. THE JACKRABBIT: �I isn�t very happy with the results of that. It was supposed to happen like this� �Jackrabbit walks into pornbrea� I mean, pawnbroker�s shop. Jackrabbit asks the guy for the GWO Wealthy Commoner Title belt.... The guy gives The Jackrabbit the title� Jackrabbit leaves the store, and walks out as the Wealthy Commoner Champion once again.� That�s how it shoulda� happened! It�s not freakin� fair! I want that title! I want it, I want it, I want it! Somebody give it to me! Err� the title, that is. Well, never mind. You know why I don�t wanna mind� cos I�ll find that Wealthy Commoner title again� I just gotta watch lotsa T.V like that name sneezing kiddie said. And then someone will get it again� but until then, I got this other title shot thing comin� up� this Gauntlet thingy� I think its just some match that Uncle Maggy put me in to warm me up a little� you know, some match to entertain the GWOites. I got these� eight guys� not I�m a guy, so it�s seven� no eight� no definitely seven� I got these seven guys who all wants a shot at this guy with some other title, a World Title I think, and then there�s there mean� so basically, all in all, in this Gauntlet of the GWO�s, there is The Good, The Bad, and The Jackrabbit! What did I say The Jackrabbit? Yeah, I said The Jackrabbit� that�s me! I am gonna try to win this Gauntlet thing on the Sunday after Sunday. There�s all these guys and gays all saying how the odds are all stacked up like some great big Lego blocks and saying how they can�t win but they�re gonna go for it. What is with these people? They are just being so pessimistic. Mind you, they are up against The Unorthodox One. You see, the t�ing is I ain�t gonna stand �ere and say how the odds is all stacked against me, �cos that just ain�t true. It�s every dude for himself, and there ain�t no guy with the advantage over the other� except that I�m The Jackrabbit and they�re not. I�m stepping into that wrestling ring with six guys and one gay. Yeah that�s right� The Jackrabbit is wrestling this one guy who is batting for the other football team. At least, that�s how the old saying goes, right Trayboy? So let The Jackrabbit (in case you ain�t figured out yet, that�s me!) give you loyal �Rabbit Fans a Gauntlet sum-up of all the guys and gays in the Gauntlet tournament the Sunday after Sunday. First off we got Troyboy�. Or Trayboy, or whatever his Dog-damned name is. This guy is, actually, not straight. That means he doesn�t fancy girls, he fancies boys. Now that is dodgy� I mean, it�s okay for girls to fancy boys, but not for boys to fancy boys� I�m not arachnophobia or nothing, but being gay isn�t very cool. And being gay makes you a bad wrestler� it�s a well-known fact. Trayboy is like a soap actor or summat� he eats soap, and he acts. But most of all, he can�t wrestle. And he can�t wrestle The Jackrabbit. Now then there�s Draco. Draco is like a dark, evil guy or something� I believe I�ve seen another wrestler on T.V who�s done that before� Funaki. Yeah, that little guy was the epitome of evil, and I think it is disgusting that Draco should go out there Troy (K)night in, Troy (K)night out� Hahahahahahaha. Draco shouldn�t copying Funaki� it�s not funn-ak-y. Hahahaha! Well, I will avenge you Funaki� at The Gauntlet� Now we have Silvio Syn� what is with this guy? He lost a title belt?! What type of an idiot loses a darn title belt? Err�. except me, I�m allowed to cos� I�m The Jackrabbit! Well Syn, finders keepers losers weepers� I found that title, it�s mine, mine, all mine! Rahhhhhhh! And you are going to be repenting your Syns the Sunday after Sunday! Ahahahaha! I�m too damn good. You saw how I beat Talanacao, and Eddie Amazo, and Ashley Draw� I kicked them where it hurts, I made them look and feel like Standing Jokes� I ploughed through them like only The Jackrabbit can! Neo. No, I�m not just saying random words, Neo is one of the guys in this match� well man, you like movies do you? Really? Me too! Have you ever seen Dumb and Dumber? Absolutely wicked movie, I recommend it. Couldn�t understand some of the jokes, but it was still entertaining. And the Muppet�s Treasure Island? Freakin� clever how they did all that� yeah, it�s a very good movie actually. Never really been a fan of The Matrix myself� I�m a fan of realistic movies, and that just overdid the fakeness� �Deja vous?� What�s that supposed to mean? Err� back to the point� yeah, this Neo guy, I ain�t sure what to call him now. Neo? Gemini? Err�. I got it. GemiNeo. Yeah, that�s cool. What is it with these wrestlers? Every time I face a guy they change their freakin� names. What�s wrong with their current name? We had Talon becoming Talanacao. We had Neo becoming GemiNeo. And we had Eddie Amazing becoming a Mr. Nobody! Ahahahahahaha! Enough about GemiNeo, though. There�s like these other guys in there too. There�s Ricky Rage. Ragey� he found my Wealthy Commoner Title, and he sold it to the pornbreaker! Idiot! That�s my title to sell, not his or O.P.P�s! Err�. ODT, even�. (see, another freakin� name changer!) I�m gonna slap that boy, Ragey, so hard that he�ll regret fishing my belt out of the toilet with my long shorts! Then there�s this army guy� Sergeant Luke Kinder, I believe. Kinder�? Wasn�t there an egg called that? Yeah, Kinder Egg! I loved Kinder Eggs� the brown chocolate and the white chocolate at the same time, and then suddenly, you break open the egg, and inside was a little toy in a capsule� and it was the absolute coolest thing on Earth� yeah, you could play with the capsule for hours and hours and it would never get boring. Err�. anyway, this Luke Kinder Egg guy, he�s probably not a real army sergeant. He has stupid missions like getting to an aeroplane, and saving old woman from exploding before the bomb escapes. Err�. well, either way, I�m gonna show Luke Kinder Egg why to Be The Man, You Gotta Beat The Jackrabbit! Another dudette in this Gauntlet thing-a-majig is a guy by the name of The Rat. Now this guy sounds cool to me� but I just wanna know, is he really a rat? Does he have fur, and a long tail and big flappy ears? Cos that�d be so cool if he did. I think a rabbit like The Jackrabbit, and a rat like The Rat is such a cool match� it�s like something on Disney movie (I watch all the Disney movies, they rock). The �Rabbit vs. The Rat. That is sooooooo cool. I do hope The Rat wins this match, cause he�s got a cool name� oh no wait, I hope The Jackrabbit wins it, but if not, I�ll let The Rat win it instead. And the final person competing in this Gauntlet thing is The Jackrabbit� yeah, this guy is one cool cat� err, rabbit, even. He is always beating people like Eddie Amazo and Talanacao. And he is going to win the Gauntlet for a number of reasons. He�s the bestest, he wants to, and� The Jackrabbit always gets The Last Laugh!� The Jackrabbit tips back his head and allows a long, hysterical and maniacal laugh to escape from his throat as he walks slowly through the Australian town�s most lush area� seemingly he has forgotten the GWO Commonwealth Title, even if only temporarily!