Legacy Wrestling is just about twenty-four hours away from launching their first Shock broadcast, which could easily be known as one of the biggest wrestling broadcasts to air on network television. Every piece of gold in Legacy Wrestling will be up for grabs and many of the stars will see multiple opponents as well. It’s no secret that each of the signed talent absolutely can’t wait to get back in the ring on Thursday night, but one man that can’t wait to step between the ropes on Shock is none other than seven time world champion and box office blockbuster, The Rock, who will be taking one of the up and coming greats in professional wrestling, Mr. Kennedy. To say that these are two big egos clashing would definitely be an understatement, but when you throw names like Triple H, Brock Lesnar and Shawn Michaels in to the mix, the question on everyone’s mind is whether or not New York City’s Madison Square Garden is big enough to contain the egos that will be under that very roof. Stay tuned to find out!
[[We are taken to live action from a local arena just hours before the explosive Shock event live from Madison Square Garden where The Brahma Bull himself with take on Mr. Kennedy in a world title tournament match along with 24 other superstars. After a quick pan across an amped up crowd we are taken to the locker-room area where we catch a single shot of the returning backstage interviewer known as Kevin Kelly. Kevin is standing with his back to the wall, a microphone in his right hand and a big grin on his face. The crowd slowly quiets down, giving Kevin an opportunity to break in and he does so immediately.]]
Kevin Kelly: Ladies and gentlemen, this is Kevin Kelly reporting live from the locker-room area. In just a moment I am going to attempt to get a few words from a man making his triumph return to professional wrestling, none other than The Great One himself, The Rock.
[[Kelly takes a few steps down the hall, stopping in front of a door appropriately labelled ‘The Rock.’ He then slowly pushes the door open, allowing a peak at The Rock who appears to be doing some squats as a warm up for his big return match. Kevin advances in to the room and stands next to The Rock who for one reason or another has no reaction what-so-ever as he continues to squat.]]
Kevin Kelly: Uh, excuse me, Rock.
[[Again, there is no reaction from The Rock at all. Kelly then stands there and just waits for The Rock to notice him. Upon standing up, The Rock jumps back and pulls a set of very small headphones out of his ears.]]
The Rock: WHO...in the blue HELL are you? Wait, don’t tell The Rock, he knows...Just give The Rock a minute here.... You’re the third umpa-lumpa from the movie The Wizard of Oz...
Kevin Kelly: Um, no...Rock, it’s me, Kevin Kelly...
The Rock: Hermy?! No way you’ve got to be kidding The Rock! It’s good to see you man, put ‘er there.
[[The Rock raises he hand as if to be waiting for Kevin Kelly to return a high five, as soon as Kevin raises his arm in return The Rock quickly takes his way.]]
The Rock: Put you’re damn hand down, jabroni, The Rock has NO IDEA where it’s been, you SICK FA-REAK ! Now, before The Rock does anything else, allow him to say THIS....FINALLY....the ROCK... has come BACK ....to NEW...YORK....CITY!
[[The crowd breaks in to defining cheers for The People’s Champ]]
The Rock: Kevin Kelly, when The Rock left professional Wrestling five years ago he thought he’d done it all, he thought there he’d scaled that mountain and gotten as high as he ever could, but the fact of the matter is....he was WRONG! Sure, The Rock had a great time making movies like The Scorpion King, Walker Tall, Grid Iron Gang and so many others, but there’s just one thing The Rock didn’t have on that movie set and that one thing is none other than...THE PEOPLE!
[[Giving in to the attempt at a cheap pop the crowd once again blows up for The Rock as a ‘Rocky’ chant starts to echo throughout the building. Once the overwhelming ovation begins to calm down The Rock begins to speak once again.]]
The Rock: You see, Hermy, that’s exactly what The Rock’s talkin’ about. No matter how much you do in this business, nothing compares to the reaction from the MILLIONS...and MILLIONS of Rock’s fans, but you know, Hermy, one other thing that does give The Rock that...funny feelin’ is layin’ the smackdown on somebody’s candy ass!
Kevin Kelly: Well. Rock, you will get that chance this Thursday night when Legacy Wrestling hosts their first Shock event and you go one on one with none other than Mr. Kennedy.
[[The Rock gives Kevin Kelly an odd look, as if to say he has absolutely no idea what he’s talking about. He then leans in to Kevin and begins talking just to him, but loud enough for the camera to pick it up.]]
The Rock: Damn man, The Rock knows he messes with you a lot, but we go way back...You can’t be embarrassin’ The People’s Champ like this...Mr. Kennedy? I have no idea who that is...
Kevin Kelly: Mr. Kennedy, tall, thick guy, white hair, has a blue K on his shirt?
The Rock: Right, Kennedy, The Rock knows who Kennedy is, Hermy! As a matter of fact The Rock is sure everybody knows who Kennedy is....Ken Kennedy, right? Yeah, The Rock knows who you are...You’re that guy who catches the microphone on a cable and then yells your own name...Right, that’s entertaining...about as entertaining as watching Hermy here try to insert his penis in to his very own vagina! Ken Kennedy, make no mistake about it, The Rock knows who you are, but there’s one reason....and The Rock means ONE REASON ONLY for that and that’s simply because he’s heard nothing, but you TALK about who you THINK you are. The Rock’s heard you say you’ve defeated seven world champions in your career...is that right...well let The Rock ask you a question, Ken Kennedy...You may have beaten seven world champions, but have you ever been a seven time world champion? What about a six, five or four time world champ, no? What about an intercontinental champ? Maybe even a tag team champion? No? Well The Rock has and since he’s heard you do nothing, but TALK about what you’re going to do The Rock is going to do all these people a favour this Thursday night on Shock...Kevin Kelly...What do you think The Rock’s going to do this Thursday night on Shock?
Kevin Kelly: ...
The Rock: IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK! Kennedy, just in case you’re still wondering, The Rock says this...Thursday Night he is going to SLAP your LIPS right off of your face! Kennedy, The Rock says, he thinks doing nothing but talking is something more fitting for a lonely house wife with too much time on ‘er hands, so instead of wasting The Rock’s time and forcing him to KICK your ROOODY...POO candy ass, he says this...Why don’t you, MRS Kennedy put on a pretty, pink little dress, some high heels, get in the kitchen and make The People’s Champ some pie!? ‘cause come this Thursday night, even after all the time away, after all the negative comments from the critics and with all the doubt about whether The Rock can still go...YOU CAN’T STOP THE ROCK, so JUST...BRING IT...
[[The Rock throws his head back and looks to the ceiling, raising the microphone to his mouth after having ripped it from the hand on Kevin Kelly and pauses briefly...]]
IF YOU SMEEEEEELLLLLAAAAAALLLLLOOOOWW....WHAT THE ROCK......ISSSSSSS......COOKIN’
[[The Rock then looks directly in to the camera and pops The People’s eyebrow as the scene begins to blur, then finally cutting out]]