rajeshraina1972: love u
rajeshraina1972: hru
BUZZ!!!
last_sita: who the hell are you?
rajeshraina1972: ur sweet praiser
rajeshraina1972: we had a long chat earlier
rajeshraina1972: when i said
last_sita: my praiser?
last_sita: no, we never chatted before.
rajeshraina1972: when i asked u that i want to have a bath with you and
rajeshraina1972: u replied may be
rajeshraina1972: i have seen u on cam too
last_sita: I never said I would have a bath with you.
rajeshraina1972: u r in my firends list
last_sita: how could I? this is a fucking computer.
last_sita: I'd get electrocuted.
last_sita: and you would too...but I guess there are some benefits.
rajeshraina1972: what benefits
last_sita:um. forget it.
rajeshraina1972: ok
rajeshraina1972: lets play in the bath tub in ur bathroom
rajeshraina1972: what do u say?
last_sita: what the fuck--you're still here?
last_sita: I thought I made it clear that you should go away, nevermind die a horrible death.
rajeshraina1972: whay u want me to die
rajeshraina1972: i like ur sweet beuty
rajeshraina1972: and u abuse me to die
last_sita: yeah. sucks doesn't it?
rajeshraina1972: imagine a young boy of 20 years kissing ur neck
rajeshraina1972: licking ur shoulders
last_sita: imagine me ignoring you
last_sita: telling you to fuck off
rajeshraina1972: nooooooooooooooo
rajeshraina1972: please
rajeshraina1972: see i am this time opening ur BRA with my teeths
rajeshraina1972: i saw u have Black Hair
rajeshraina1972: My fingers are playing with it
last_sita: hey buddy, listen.
last_sita: I'm showing you a finger right now too.
last_sita: care to guess which one?
rajeshraina1972: just show me
rajeshraina1972:: which one?
last_sita: holy shit...I can't do this anymore.
rajeshraina1972: see i am playing ur hair
rajeshraina1972:: y u get irtated
last_sita: it's...me against....nobody.
last_sita: you're either too stupid or too horny to understand.
last_sita: I suspect both.
rajeshraina1972: i saw u one day
rajeshraina1972: i liked u
rajeshraina1972: that is y
rajeshraina1972:: i always semd u messages
rajeshraina1972:: ok if
last_sita: no, this is the first.
rajeshraina1972: realyy no
last_sita: this is why I'm saying goodbye to the goddamn web cam.
last_sita: really, goodbye.
rajeshraina1972: y dont u let me kiss u all around
rajeshraina1972: and let me massage ur body
rajeshraina1972: do u have lose boobs and u feel shy to make me foundle them
rajeshraina1972: i guess so
rajeshraina1972: but when i saw u on cam u were looking tooooo beutiful
rajeshraina1972: like a godess
BUZZ!!!
last_sita: buzz me again and you'll have no eyes to see me with, fuckhead.
rajeshraina1972: ha ha ha
BUZZ!!!
rajeshraina1972: hi sweety
rajeshraina1972: u r getting annoyed
rajeshraina1972: ok i will remove u for ever
rajeshraina1972: u seems a kid
rajeshraina1972: i have seen u , i feel u are grown up lady experienced
rajeshraina1972: but i feel i are afraid of sex
rajeshraina1972: whaich god made for enjoymeny
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
rajeshraina1972: tell me pleaseeeeeeee
last_sita: go buy a prostitute.
rajeshraina1972: no she does not have taste
rajeshraina1972: and they are not sexy
rajeshraina1972: whay do u feel shy in it?
rajeshraina1972: may i know
last_sita: where the hell are you from? let me guess. India.
rajeshraina1972: see u named ur self as last sita
rajeshraina1972: so is INDIAN also
last_sita: I am NOT Indian
rajeshraina1972: u hate india
last_sita: I thought you saw my damn web cam.
last_sita: no, I don't hate India.
last_sita: I just hate CERTAIN PEOPLE from India
rajeshraina1972:like me
rajeshraina1972: i know
rajeshraina1972: but
last_sita: like the kind that message me all the time, ASSUMING I'm from India, and tell me they want to marry me and whatnot.
rajeshraina1972: listen
rajeshraina1972: when i saw u
rajeshraina1972: really
rajeshraina1972: i went in my dreams
rajeshraina1972: kissing ur lips
rajeshraina1972:even i was with my G.f in a picnic
rajeshraina1972: i embraced her and wispered Last Sita
rajeshraina1972: Last Sita
rajeshraina1972: she slaped me who is this
rajeshraina1972: i asked her that she is like Godess
rajeshraina1972: but reality is u looked so sexy
rajeshraina1972: if God will come to earth
rajeshraina1972: He will like to sleep with you
rajeshraina1972: May i have Cyber with you
last_sita: oh wow...you're so articulate.
last_sita: I really would like to have sex with you now.
last_sita: but first, let's get married. I can only have sex if I am married.
rajeshraina1972: oic
rajeshraina1972: let me enter in ur Kingdom
rajeshraina1972: u r so so hot
rajeshraina1972: noone can stop sweety
last_sita: ok, we can cyber, but you have to marry me first.
last_sita: I cannot even have cyber sex without getting married.
last_sita: it's against our laws.
rajeshraina1972: imagine i am ur hubby
rajeshraina1972: now it is our first night
last_sita: I can't IMAGINE---the police don't care if you IMAGINE.
last_sita: no, I can't do that.
last_sita: you're not understanding. we MUST get married first.
last_sita: now, are you going to fucking marry me, or am I not going to get laid here?
rajeshraina1972: u are behaving like a kid
rajeshraina1972: if u have no intrests then what can i say
rajeshraina1972: i feel i must say u good bye
last_sita: no, listen.
last_sita: I have an interest.
last_sita: in fact, I'm very, very interested.
last_sita: but you have to marry me first!
rajeshraina1972: invite me to c u
rajeshraina1972: u must be the same i saw that day
last_sita: I am.
last_sita: ask me first.
last_sita: what?
last_sita:yes! YES, I will marry you!
last_sita: you're going to make me so happy!
rajeshraina1972: how
last_sita: YES, I WILL, I WILL marry you!!!
last_sita: that's so sweet of you to ask!
rajeshraina1972: ?
last_sita: are you going to marry me?
rajeshraina1972: after that what will u do?
last_sita: anything
rajeshraina1972: what?
last_sita: anything, everything, anything you want
rajeshraina1972: how will you do sex with me?
last_sita: any way you want it
rajeshraina1972: u let me know ur experience
rajeshraina1972: how will u start
rajeshraina1972: bcoz
last_sita: I can't tell you until we're married.
last_sita: it's not allowed.
last_sita: it's against the law.
rajeshraina1972: where r u from
rajeshraina1972: it is against the law
last_sita: Ontario
last_sita: in our small suburb, many things are wrong...we are very religious.
rajeshraina1972: no it is not in any religion
rajeshraina1972: so God has made man and women
rajeshraina1972: if both like to have sex it is not a sin
rajeshraina1972: ok
last_sita: it is MY religion.
last_sita: don't you DARE knock my religion!
last_sita: how can you expect us to get married and have sex if you diss my religion?!
last_sita: that's it, I can't take this marriage anymore.
last_sita: goodbye, goodbye forever.
rajeshraina1972: i did not hate ur religion
rajeshraina1972: ok
rajeshraina1972: GOD is One
rajeshraina1972: He created u with a pussy and me with a dick
rajeshraina1972: do u agree
rajeshraina1972: it is GOD only who did it
last_sita: you're an evil, wicked man.
last_sita: I don't like hearing those filthy words.
last_sita:you're RUINING our marriage.
rajeshraina1972: ok u r beutiful
rajeshraina1972: u are sweet
rajeshraina1972:anyway
rajeshraina1972: u do not like to make me enjoy ur hotness
rajeshraina1972: bye
last_sita: goodbye, ex-husband.
rajeshraina1972: wish u a sweet Hubby
last_sita: *sniff*
rajeshraina1972: and i love ur religion
last_sita:thank you, goodbye.
rajeshraina1972: i am always in ur dreems
rajeshraina1972: kissing ur lips
rajeshraina1972: foundling ur boobs
last_sita: no, honey, no.
last_sita: someone else is in my dreams.
rajeshraina1972: pulling ur prety legs on my shoulders
rajeshraina1972: OMG
...aannnnnd this is where he proceeds to describe the way he "dreams me." Then, I get bored and decide to change things around.
last_sita: wait.
last_sita: wait wait wait...you're a MAN??
last_sita: SO AM I!
last_sita: this whole time, I thought you were a woman!
rajeshraina1972: no
rajeshraina1972: u are a women
rajeshraina1972: how could i
last_sita: no, don't you remember? I'm a man
rajeshraina1972: no ur not
rajeshraina1972: u r a women
rajeshraina1972: i have seen u already
rajeshraina1972: ok
last_sita: no, you're wrong...I think I would remember if I had a dick.
rajeshraina1972: ok u might have
rajeshraina1972: may be it is some one others in ur pussy
rajeshraina1972: please chk
rajeshraina1972: sweety
rajeshraina1972: i remember u
last_sita: no, you don't.
last_sita: I'm a guy.
last_sita: but hey, we can have gay sex.
last_sita: how about that?
rajeshraina1972: shit
rajeshraina1972: get lost
rajeshraina1972: if u say that
rajeshraina1972: but i can have with u
rajeshraina1972: bcoz
rajeshraina1972: u r a prety women
rajeshraina1972: LOL
rajeshraina1972: i Know
rajeshraina1972: MUUUUUUUH
last_sita: no, that was my roommate on the cam.
last_sita: I was typing while she was on it.
last_sita: and this is her name.
last_sita: I'm actually a guy.
rajeshraina1972: that is great
rajeshraina1972: u want me to not send u messages
rajeshraina1972: i will not send
rajeshraina1972: ok
last_sita: no, I want you to send me then.
rajeshraina1972:: but u r a women
last_sita: let's have anal sex.
rajeshraina1972: bye
last_sita: no, I'm a guy.
rajeshraina1972: MUUUUH
last_sita: and I'd like to have sex with you.
last_sita: please...just a little gay sex.
BUZZ!!!
rajeshraina1972: good bye
rajeshraina1972:: u can be a lesbo
rajeshraina1972: ok
rajeshraina1972: not what u say
rajeshraina1972: okkkkkkkk
last_sita: I can't be a lesbo, I'm a MAN.
rajeshraina1972: bye bye
last_sita: goodbye.
Damnit. I lost out on a husband, a gay lover, and a cyber partner. Alright, call me a bitch for playing the "misunderstanding bits of English" card against him, but I had fun, and that's all that counts.
Now for even more fun. Everyone that visits this page can participate. Message that guy (his user i.d. is above and on Yahoo) and ask him for gay sex. Persist until he stops writing, not simply when he says goodbye. Where's the sport in that? But please, don't tell me about the sex. I can get very jealous.
