Don't ask for a bag.
It comes with your sorrow
so leave on the tag.
You have little money?
Nothing to spare?
I'll sell you kismet
and throw in despair.
Money's no problem.
One dollar! Just one!
You can have your despair
then my dealings are done!
I sold it to Hitler!
I sold it to Plath!
I sold it to students
of Science and Math!
I sold it to Judas!
It worked without fail.
He bought it for silver.
That's more than wholesale!
But judge for yourself.
You'll get instant results.
It brings out the worst
in each of your faults.
Come one! Come all!
It's buyer beware!
For a dollar, just one dollar,
I'll sell you despair.
