last_sita: aaahhhhhhhhhhh
last_sita: baaaccckkk
last_sita: what?
last_sita: paaaaainnn
Christian: what pain?
last_sita: baaaccckkk
Christian:cramping up or what?
last_sita: i'm getting like this hump
last_sita: you know, like the elderly have when they're slouched over
Christian: are you turning into a hunchback?
last_sita: great. as if i wasn't creepy enough.
last_sita: DAMNIT
Christian: HAHA
last_sita: but hunchbacks are usually rich
Christian: not the one of notre dame
Christian: he was homeless, hideous, and friendless
last_sita: he should've been though
last_sita: hunchbacks notice all the change on the ground that nobody else does
Christian: that's talent
last_sita: *rubs hands together in loose change anticipation*
Christian: hahahaha
Christian: i'm so happy for you
last_sita: grrr
Christian: you don't want me to be?
last_sita: no.
last_sita: never.
last_sita: i never want you to be happy.
Christian: not even for you?
last_sita: no.
last_sita: never.
Christian: why?
last_sita: no.
Christian: but WHYYYYYY?!
last_sita: never.
Christian: well, fine...I don't want YOU to be happy
last_sita: pfff...nothing new
Christian: that's true
Christian: so we don't want each other to be happy
last_sita: yeah
last_sita: pretty much
Christian: so when the other's not, we can't be happy about that
Christian: why don't we just allow each other to be happy?
last_sita: nah
last_sita: too much energy
last_sita: when the other's not what?
last_sita: not happy, we can't be happy?
last_sita: confused.
Christian: doesn't it take more energy to disallow someone from something?
Christian: when one isn't happy, the other can't be happy that the other's not, cuz the other won't allow the first to be
Christian: a vicious cycle
last_sita: no no
last_sita: when one isn't happy, the other IS happy because he/she is not happy.
last_sita: the other is only unhappy when the first is happy.
last_sita: but
last_sita: if one is unhappy
last_sita: one will always be happy.
Christian: but--we don't allow either to be happy, so when we're both unhappy ALL the time--we can't take joy in each other's unhappiness, cuz we don't allow the other to be happy when one of us is sad
last_sita: no! one is allowed to be happy, and they switch
last_sita: then when that person is not happy, the other is.
Christian: but we both said NEVER
last_sita: that's why one's always happy
last_sita: never what?
last_sita: oh pish posh
last_sita: never is a silly word.
Christian: we both said, that neither of us could ever be happy
last_sita: it means nothing.
Christian: YOU'RE A SILLY WORD!
last_sita: uggh
last_sita: i'm happy
last_sita: that means you're UNHAPPY, BITCH
Christian: i don't allow you to be happy, so you're not happy either
last_sita: happy is the most ridiculous word there is.
last_sita: i'm happy with being happy because this happiness is caused by you trying to not allow me to be happy
last_sita: by defying you and being happy, that alone can make me happy.
last_sita: so i start out with a little happiness and become extremely happy because you don't want that.
Christian: but what if i'm happy to in my challenge of making you unhappy
Christian: then we're both happy, and that's impossible
last_sita: you said i'm not happy either
last_sita: meaning you're unhappy to begin with.
Christian: wouldn't it just be easier to allow each other happiness?
last_sita: fuck...whatever takes the least energy
Christian: agreed
last_sita: i'm happy with that.
Christian: me too
last_sita: noooo.
Christian: HEY! WE'RE BOTH HAPPY!
last_sita: i mean..."whatever"
Christian: wow
last_sita: stop that...too much energy
Christian: who woulda thunk it
last_sita: don't ruin it with energy
Christian: oh, sorry
