last_sita: "RAWR"! *tackles*
Christian: the computer's back online, so...uhh...leave a message whilst i ignore you
last_sita: you bitch
Christian: what are you doing now, biatch?
last_sita: sittin' and pickin' my skin
last_sita: you?
Christian: oh ok, continue
Christian: did ian get home
Christian: did you ask him about programs?
last_sita: yes and no.
last_sita: he got back and then left.
Christian: sittin and....i...don't know
Christian: oh
Christian: the bitch
Christian: brb
Christian: i'm back
last_sita: YAY!
Christian: i knew you'd be thrilled
Christian: so have you been working over your break?
last_sita: yeah, I worked a little
last_sita: 2 days so far; they didn't sign me up.
Christian: what else have you been doing?
Christian: i know you hvaen't been doing hw
last_sita: nothing really
last_sita: umm...
Christian: haha
last_sita: uhhh
last_sita: oh, I cleaned out my car
last_sita: and uhh...fucked...and uhh...masturbated alot
last_sita: and discovered I still like electric toothbrushes
Christian: WOW!
last_sita: and uhh, that's about it.
last_sita: weeee
Christian: electric toothbrushes?
Christian: again?
Christian: really?
last_sita: masturbation, huh...
Christian: ewww
last_sita: oh god yes, this thing is fucking amazing.
last_sita: NO!
last_sita: I take the brush part OFF!
Christian: i know THAT, but still....ewww
last_sita: and I wash it off...sometimes.
last_sita: plus I use it THROUGH the undergarments.
Christian: you do?
Christian: that's...just.....weird
last_sita: it sounds weird...
last_sita: but alot of girls do masturbate this way...
last_sita: it's how I used to masturbate as a teen before I discovered that I have no shame.
last_sita: then I was free and able to touch my genitals till the cows came home.
Christian: it's still....just....weird
last_sita: the thing about girls is, we have that one damn spot that can be reached through underwear.
Christian: haha
last_sita: so we don't even really need to take them off.
last_sita: not even to orgasm.
last_sita: how do you like THEM apples?
last_sita: yeah--men suck.
Christian: oh
Christian: still weird
last_sita: pffft...says the person with genitals that sway when they walk.
last_sita: and you call THAT weird.
last_sita: pfffft.
Christian: why? cuz we know to remove the clothing to pleasure ourselves?
last_sita: I KNOW I can remove the clothing...it has nothing to do with what you KNOW...
last_sita: it has to do with what you CAN do despite clothing restrictions.
last_sita: it's for that reason I find it not as difficult to masturbate while driving as some people would think for girls.
Christian: WOW!
last_sita: face it, man...our genitals are more compact and versatile than yours ever will be.
Christian: more versatile?
Christian: think about what you're saying
last_sita: hmm...
last_sita: no, no.
last_sita: ours are more versatile.
last_sita: EXCEPT
last_sita: in the sense that our genitals are not capable of moving freely in all directions.
last_sita: that's all you.
Christian: not possible
last_sita: but we're more apt to doing many things correctly with ours.
last_sita: AND
last_sita: ours serves many functions
last_sita: while yours is "oh god, oh god, ORGASM! alright, I'm down"
Christian: ours are big, small, can hide, can go in and out of things, can be pleasured in TONS of ways,
Christian: depends on your definition of correct
Christian: like what?
last_sita: using ours for pleasure correctly.
last_sita: listen here, my friend...
Christian: that constitutes "many functions?"
last_sita: penis' can be pleasured in SOME ways, but whatever way you do it, it resembles penetration
last_sita: with a vagina, we are pleasured with more than just penetration.
Christian: nope
last_sita: we are pleasured with unique caresses that do not resemble penetration in any way.
Christian: i've gotten off with water
last_sita: so have I...
last_sita: and better yet...
last_sita: so has MANDY!
last_sita: that's the only way she'll masturbate...water masturbation
Christian: if you know the right spots, doesn't hafta resemble penetration in the slightest
last_sita: depends.
Christian: what?
last_sita: penetration generally does hit those spots.
Christian: what about mandy and so on?
last_sita: YEAH?! WELL MY GENITALS CAN CARRY SMALL ANIMALS AND LOOSE CHANGE
last_sita: oh.
last_sita: what about her?
Christian: i'm just saying, we don't require things resembling penetration; shows how much fucking has made you knowledgeable
last_sita: when you masturbate...
last_sita: your hand automatically takes on the "penetration stance"
last_sita: i.e. your giving yourself artificial penetration.
Christian: as it does on a cunt
Christian: n/m
Christian: i can CARRY BOOKS WITH MINE!
last_sita: you CAN get off on hitting certain spots, that's true...
Christian: and use it as a bludgeoning object
Christian: dand stab eyes out
last_sita: but not all guys can...take Eric...he didn't know about the male G-spot.
last_sita: you can't carry books with yours.
Christian: no
Christian: if your certain spots are hit, and you're aroused, you take penetration stances
Christian: one at a time, i could
last_sita: what the hell!
last_sita: hahahha
Christian: if balanced with my hands
Christian: at any rate, you were talking acts taht resemebled penetraition
last_sita: yeah, if the books are McDonald's happy meal toy sized
last_sita: who takes penetration stances?
last_sita: females?
Christian: and in all actuality, yours is only priming you for penetratuion when you become aroused
last_sita: because that's not exactly true.
last_sita: I can work around my G-spot, not TOUCH my "penetration area," and still get off 6 times in 10 minutes.
Christian: cuz that's what sexual pleasure is all about
Christian: in nature, anyway
last_sita: no no no no no.
last_sita: the arousal is complete.
last_sita: WITHOUT PENETRATION.
Christian: you wanna bet? mine could hold a book
last_sita: i.e. the female does not need penetration to orgasm...not saying the male does either.
last_sita: but just countering your argument.
Christian: yeah, but you're still primed for penetration
Christian: just as a hard dick is
last_sita: YOU COULD NOT!
last_sita: yeah, so?
last_sita: what's the point?!?!
Christian: yeah, and you can get a dick off WITHOUT PENETRATION!
Christian: or anything resembling
last_sita: I recognized that a long time ago, ass!
Christian: you were saying i couldn't
last_sita: some males can't.
last_sita: AND
last_sita: I didn't say you couldn't get off WITHOUT PENETRATION
Christian: or at least saying that anything to arouse a dick primes the dick for penetration, while saying the same isn't true for women and pussy
last_sita: I said you couldn't get off without something that RESEMBLES penetration.
last_sita: two very different things.
Christian: many can
last_sita: I never said that anything to arouse a fick primes it for penetration.
last_sita: fick = dick
Christian: while anything arousing either sex is priming that person for penetration
last_sita: I KNOW THAT!
last_sita: I was just going to say that!
last_sita: ARGGGG
Christian: yes i can!
Christian: i CAN get off without something resembling penetration
last_sita: what, hitting certain areas?
Christian: last_sita: I said you couldn't get off without something that RESEMBLES penetration
last_sita: I KNOW!
last_sita: GENERALLY SPEAKING...
last_sita: and I don't know a whole lot on male masturbation, forgive me.
last_sita: but generally speaking, when a man jacks off, he's resembling penetration.
last_sita: when you even rub yourselves the right way, moving down and upward, that's resembling penetration.
Christian: yeah, when jacking off, but it doesn't hafta be
Christian: as when you masturbate, you're resembling penetration
last_sita: are there females who cannot get off without some sort of penetration? yes...take...uggh, I don't want to say her name..
Christian: (normally)
last_sita: but she needs to have something IN her while also hitting that spot.
last_sita: no...
last_sita: girls masturbating are different than what you believe.
last_sita: I hardly EVER, probably only twice, have actually had something inside of me.
Christian: no, it's just that rubbing generally takes a back and forth motion
last_sita: the rest--and there's a lot of it--is all certain areas.
Christian: no, i don't think so, i'm aware of how girls masturbate, etc
last_sita: yes, BUT...
last_sita: BUTTTTTTTTT
last_sita: the back and forth motion is not necessarily from a penis.
last_sita: BECAUSE
last_sita: a penis doesn't even touch that area when you're having sex.
last_sita: when you see a girl masturbate in porn and she's rubbing something...
last_sita: umm...I'm not sure how much you know about heterosexual sex...
last_sita: but that's not where she's penetration.
Christian: if both were nude and in missionary position and in foreplay, it would
last_sita: THAT area isn't really rubbed...just...stuck things into.
last_sita: hahah
last_sita: missionary position? no.
Christian: grrrrr
Christian: ok, don't interrupt me here:
last_sita: it doesn't touch that spot.
last_sita: alright.
Christian: basically, what you're saying, is that when a penis is rubbed in certain spots, it's getting primed for penetration or where it hits in penetration
last_sita: NO!!!
last_sita: wait.
Christian: basically, the same thing, cuz many times it does NOT resemble penetration
last_sita: yes, but I'm not saying that the same isn't for a vagina.
Christian: and when a girls' certain areas are rubbed...
Christian: DON'T INTERRUPT!
Christian: she is being PRIMED for penetration
last_sita: I KNOW THAT WHEN GIRLS ARE RUBBED IN A CERTAIN WAY, THEY ARE PREPARING TO BE FUCKED.
Christian: now you can talk
last_sita: I KNOW THAT! I KNOW!
last_sita: the whole fucking point
Christian: wyhat? elaborate
last_sita: listen!
last_sita: the whole fucking point...
last_sita: was that for the most part, male masturbation USUALLY RESEMBLES PENETRATION
last_sita: while FEMALE MASTURBATION
last_sita: MORE OFTEN
last_sita: does not RESEMBLE PENETRATION.
last_sita: getting oneself ready FOR penetration is a whole 'nother issue.
last_sita: AND JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN CARRY BOOKS ON YOUR PENIS DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER!
Christian: many times, but doesn't have to
Christian: henceforth, still just as versatile
last_sita: (* YA)N ew8vyh -n0983w n08f321-pe98c 2-f389=390u=1
last_sita: alright then...
last_sita: you can carry things ON your genitals, I grant you that.
Christian: oh, believe me, it does
last_sita: and bow to you for that little talent.
last_sita: but can you carry things IN your genitals?
Christian: and...cunts can't get off very well w/o the help of the clit, yes? that would make it LESS versatile than a dick
last_sita: so while you're sticking books on your crotch and being stared at, I'm keeping medical papers IN my crotch, and nobody notices.
Christian: yeah, 'cept when i carry things with it, i wouldn't get nasty infection
last_sita: cunts CAN get off without a clit.
last_sita: that's where penetration comes in.
last_sita: it sure as hell could get one.
last_sita: especially with your skanky ass penis.
Christian: 'cept when you get the nasty shit leakin out
last_sita: heheheh
Christian: CROTCH ROT!
last_sita: SASSCROTCH!
Christian: i'm not saying it couln't
Christian: but most women say they don't get off, cuz guys don't do shit w/ the clit
last_sita: it all depends on her "zones."
Christian: henceforth, the dick is MORE versatile
last_sita: no.
Christian: we don't need stimulation from ANY other parts of the body
Christian: least of all some small part right near by
last_sita: most women only say that because they want guys to play with their clits.
last_sita: hahahhaahha
last_sita: touche
last_sita: BUT
last_sita: those other areas of the body?
last_sita: yeah, touching JUST those can sometimes get a girl off.
last_sita: I don't know about all females, but yeah.
last_sita: and I'm not talking all crotchel aread here.
Christian: ok; next time you masturbate, skip any rubbing, caressing, etc; just stick something STRAIGHT in and see how well it goes
last_sita: aread = area
last_sita: but the thing IS...
last_sita: when fucking, you DON'T just stick something straight in.
last_sita: there's always a motion with it.
Christian: we're not talking about versatility of the whole body, just cunt v dick
last_sita: THAT'S IT!
last_sita: I'm not talking to you anymore about this!
last_sita: the point of matter is
last_sita: that I'M GETTING LAID AND YOU'RE NOT!
last_sita: SO EAT THAT!
last_sita: PLEASE@
Christian: all it takes for a dick to get off is doing stuff WITH THE DICK
last_sita: you CAN do stuff with just the pussy and still get it off!
last_sita: it's versatile because you can DO stuff with other areas and ALSO get it off.
Christian: henceforth, more versatile than a cunt, which needs some OTHER stimulation
Christian: just cuz you've lost
last_sita: I didn't.
Christian: pffft, i'm happy to hold out for someone other than a nappy internet bf
last_sita: besides ALL of that, our crotches are pretty.
last_sita: they're a light fluff of hair...yours are dangly and hideous.
last_sita: HIDEOUS!
last_sita: he's NOT NAPPY, BITCH!
last_sita: that's the last time I defend you to him!
Christian: i'd say it's MORE versatile if it can get off ALL on its own, w./o stimulation of other areas
Christian: haha, i was just saying that to provoke
Christian: and besides, it's only a light fluff of hair if you CUT it that way
last_sita: IT CAN GET OFF ON JUST ITS OWN, W/O STIMULATION OF OTHER AREAS.
last_sita: yeah, well, your crotches are ugly.
last_sita: face it--only fellow homosexuals want to look at a penis...even straight females can't stand the looks of them.
last_sita: they look like balloon animals that have wandered away from a kid's birthday party.
Christian: ok, next time, stick something straight in, and see how well you fare
Christian: w/ no priming
last_sita: though they are smooth, I will grant you that.
Christian: cuz you can make penetration motions on the dick with no priming and have gotten it off in two minutes
Christian: and you think a cunt's attractive?
last_sita: the thing stuck in needs to MOVE.
Christian: you can't say that they're pretty cuz of what straight guys think, and dykes don't count either
last_sita: it's somewhat difficult to just "stick something in."
last_sita: that's why a girl has to almost get going FIRST...she needs to be wet.
Christian: pussy is fucking nasty looking
Christian: i realize that, dumbass
last_sita: SO BASICALLY, without the wetness of a nice pussy, men CAN'T FUCK.
Christian: well, see, less versatile
last_sita: um, no...
Christian: see? LESS VERSATILE!
last_sita: men are useless without the wetness that WE GIVE YOU.
Christian: the hell they can't
last_sita: yeah, if you use something ARTIFICIAL
Christian: i plan to NEVER experience the wetness of nice pussy
last_sita: you couldn't find one even if you tried
last_sita: so don't act like you could!
Christian: we require NO wetness whatsoever to get ourselves off
last_sita: yeah, well you know what? we don't either...but you do need some sort of lubrication to have a smooth fucking.
Christian: oh, i could, believe me
last_sita: and for that, with no alternatives, you need our wetness.
last_sita: hahaha, you couldn't if you were the last gay-pretending-to-be-straight-to-see-if-he-could-get-some-pussy man on earth!
Christian: there are ALWAYS alternatives though
Christian: if nothing else, i have my own saliva
Christian: so....no need for the wetness
last_sita: yeah, but we're talking el natural
Christian: except of course, for your own pussies
last_sita: true...saliva is a good substitute.
last_sita: alright, alright.
Christian: like hell
last_sita: like hell...?
Christian: and besides, i could have emerson in one night if i wanted to....not that i would.....just an example
last_sita: umm, no.
last_sita: not unless you got her drunk first.
last_sita: or very stoned.
Christian: that was to your long hyphenated comment
last_sita: yeah, I realize that.
last_sita: but if you're talking about getting someone drunk, that isn't getting them on their own terms.
Christian: eh, not so sure
last_sita: so no.
Christian: and besides, i could go to the internet as you did
Christian: no, i don't think i'd require drunkenness with her
last_sita: that's enough of THAT.
Christian: you don't know as much about her as i do
last_sita: it's not as though I was looking for a guy on here.
Christian: i wouldn't require drunkenness
Christian: or..she, rather
last_sita: yeah, whatever.
Christian: hahaha
Christian: yes you wre
Christian: *were
last_sita: riiiight.
Christian: haha
last_sita: because I started out completely hating him, thinking...
last_sita: "oh, maybe one day we'll see each other and fuck like bunnies."
last_sita: "I might even"--GASP! "come to love the guy!"
Christian: what was that one for?
last_sita: no, no.
last_sita: for?
last_sita: I'm so goddamn lost.
Christian: and....if you "hated him" so much, why'd you continue talking to him?
last_sita: I said I started out hating him.
last_sita: I obviously don't hate him now.
last_sita: well...
last_sita: I mean...
last_sita: of course I hate him now...but there are other things too.
Christian: i was asking which part of the argument the "riiiight" went with
last_sita: FUCK IT!~
last_sita: STOP IT!
last_sita: oh.
last_sita: I was still doubting you could get a girl.
Christian: people don't generally talk to someone they hate more than once
Christian: and that first time is generally brief
last_sita: you're talking about PEOPLE here, not me.
Christian: ohhhh
last_sita: you should know better.
Christian: oh, i could, BELIEVE me
Christian: i could
Christian: all girls want a straight gay boy
Christian: it's a fact of life
last_sita: umm, excuse me?
Christian: face it
last_sita: hahahhahaha
last_sita: you crack me up.
last_sita: pathetic, but you crack me up nevertheless.
last_sita: so pal, what do you think...should our genitals shake hands and walk away feeling equal? (mainly so that I can go masturbate after all of this talk)
Christian: a sensitive, loving, guy who cares about girl stuff but actually isn't gay
last_sita: yours is more like a hand though...mine is kind of like...webbed fingers.
last_sita: HEY NOW.
last_sita: just because you're gay doesn't mean you're ANY of those things.
Christian: yeah, inverted ones, what good will those do?
last_sita: and I know you better...you're not sensitiving or caring...just downright evil.
last_sita: oops
last_sita: I mean sensitive.
Christian: maybe not with you
last_sita: anyways, if you WERE any of those things, I'd have kicked your ass a long time ago in shame.
last_sita: I prefer you evil.
last_sita: not with me? with who then?
Christian: i'm plenty sensitive and caring w/ many folk
Christian: just not you
Christian: well, good
last_sita: face it...you're mean, you're bitchy, you're deliberately trying to hurt people.
last_sita: heh heh heh
last_sita: yeah yeah, I know.
Christian: you see more evil
last_sita: you're caring with me too, just don't see it, blah blah.
Christian: cuz you don't normally call for caring and sensitivity as many do
last_sita: [ insert mushy friend crap ]
Christian: when have i ever deliberately tried to hurt someone, lol
last_sita: you try to hurt me all the time!
last_sita: physically!
last_sita: do I NEED to recall all of the pinning downs?
Christian: i do not!
Christian: i RESTRAIN you
last_sita: I still have a mark from where you BIT me last week.
Christian: different than hurting
last_sita: RESTRAIN?!?! RESTRAIN?!?!
last_sita: SINCE WHEN DO I NEED TO BE RESTRAINED?!??!
Christian: but the biting's...you're the only one, cuz i know YOU can take'em, and you have'em coming when you get'em
last_sita: I NEVER have them coming...that's all you, all your evil side. last_sita: *cues devil horns* BLALALALALLALA!
Christian: since when you're fighting me, etc, and you need to be TAUGHT a lesson about WHO is the one who can take the other down
Christian: you ALLLLLLLWAYS have them coming
last_sita: oh, a lesson huh?
last_sita: THAT'S IT!
Christian: ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLWAYS
last_sita: WHERE ARE MY PANTS?! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!
Christian: easy enough for you to talk big over messanger, isn't it
last_sita: I'M GONNA GET IN MY CAR, AND DRIVE FOR AN HOUR, GO TO YOUR HOUSE, KNOCK ON THE D--aww, fuck it, too lazy.
Christian: you'd be singin a different tune, and you were here...pinned under me with your hands behind your back, getting tickled relentlessly
last_sita: shut up, shut up, shut up!
Christian: or to afraid
Christian: cuz THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE
Christian: YOU'RE AFRAID!
last_sita: no, I'm pretty sure it's lazy.
Christian: MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Christian: AFRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID
last_sita: yeah, see? lazy.
Christian: give it up
Christian: you CAN'T take me
last_sita: well, give me two days.
Christian: and you KNOW it
last_sita: I'll be there, KICKING YOUR ASS.
last_sita: CAN'T TAKE YOU?!?!?
last_sita: HAHHAHHAHAHA
last_sita: I BEAT YOU IN ARM WRESTLING!
Christian: you keep saying lazy, but i keep hearing AFRAIIIID
last_sita: IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF I'M SHORT AND YOU'RE A LANKY GOON.
Christian: yeah
Christian: you CAN'T take me
last_sita: then check your damn ears, bitch
Christian: well
Christian: what would matter more in a fight
last_sita: I can't stand you, but I can TAKE YOU.
last_sita: LANKINESS? OR STRENGTH?
last_sita: hmm...that's a tough one...
Christian: the ability to get someone's arm on a table or the ability to get on top of someone else and hold BOTH tehri arms behind their back
last_sita: getting your arm on the table has nothing to do with it...
last_sita: it has to do with showing you how I am stronger IN the arms.
Christian: i think i have teh better ability
last_sita: hahaha, why the fuck would I, in a fight, try to arm wrestle you?
last_sita: that's ridiculous.
Christian: and.....let's refresh....who got tied into a makeshift straight jacket?
last_sita: umm, who is a---a---shut up!
Christian: does it matter when you OVER AND OVER AND OVER get pinned down?
Christian: heh heh heh
last_sita: I...hate...you...
Christian: you KNOW you can't take
Christian: me
last_sita: I can take you strength-wise...just not...umm...
Christian: and now that i'm boring of this conversation, i think you have a new spat for the website
last_sita: tallness-wise
Christian: MWA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Christian: i win
last_sita: *teeee hehhehehe*
last_sita: I'm boring of it too.
last_sita: and I need a kid.
last_sita: after masturbation.
last_sita: which means I need one now.
Christian: so, while you're winning in arm wrestling, i'm winning at EVERY FUCKING THING ELSE
last_sita: are you gone gloating, ass?
last_sita: can I get to my toothbrush now?
Christian: this better go on your website.....
last_sita: nope.
Christian: we haven't had one this good in a long time
last_sita: it is rather hearty
last_sita: but it's so fucking long
Christian: hah
Christian: a
Christian: have fun doctoring it up
last_sita: ugggh
Christian: lord knows you have the time
last_sita: fuck you
Christian: ok
Christian: i'm leaving no
Christian: w
Christian: have fun with your toothbrush
Christian: g'night
Christian: :-*
Christian: night
last_sita: night