children = human beings spawned from the womb
kids = cigarettes
games = ratscrew, speed, literati, word racer, everything that shirlymansonfreak cannot win at, which is everything
last_sita: now, my wife is a REAL spouse
last_sita: she wrote about me on her profile.
last_sita: you never did that...that's why we're divorced.
shirleymansonfreak: my profile?
shirleymansonfreak: i don't use one
last_sita: everyone has one!
last_sita: http://profiles.yahoo.com/shirleymansonfreak
last_sita: that's yours.
last_sita: hers is http://profiles.yahoo.com/delirium_death
shirleymansonfreak: yeah, i don't even write about ME in mine
last_sita: do it!
shirleymansonfreak: meh
last_sita: fine.
last_sita: remain divorced, see if I care.
shirleymansonfreak: fine!
shirleymansonfreak: see if i do!
last_sita: fine!
last_sita: you were lousy in the sack anyways!
shirleymansonfreak: you were worse!!!!
last_sita: no, that was just your crappiness leaking over
shirleymansonfreak: well...maybe if you weren't so COLD and FRIGID
last_sita: maybe if you weren't so damn creepy which gave me a REASON to be cold and frigid.
shirleymansonfreak: well...being creepy was the ONLY way i could get your nazi dyke ass to notice me
last_sita: not true, you could've undergone sex change
shirleymansonfreak: well...thousands of dollars for a sex change or 20 bucks for some dark clothes
last_sita: hahahahaha
last_sita: lmfao
last_sita: so that's what you were hiding! why didn't you tell me, instead of letting me find out how I did?!
shirleymansonfreak: what? that i stalked you?
last_sita: no...what you were hiding under the dark clothes
last_sita: what?! you stalked me?!
shirleymansonfreak: ok..first...what was i hiding under dark clothes? second...what do you think dark clothes are for??
last_sita: hiding your true sex, of course.
last_sita: you were hiding that you are in fact, a man.
shirleymansonfreak: eeheh heh heh
shirleymansonfreak: well...now you know i stalked you...but you can be sure i did it out of love, but now i don't know anymore
shirleymansonfreak: *wipes a tear**sniffles*you just hurt me so much
last_sita: but...I thought you liked to be hurt.
last_sita: that's what the mistress told me, about your peculiar tastes.
shirleymansonfreak: noo
shirleymansonfreak: not at all
shirleymansonfreak: she lies
shirleymansonfreak: SHE LIES!
last_sita: I don't know who to believe anymore.
last_sita: you both lie so much.
shirleymansonfreak: FINE
shirleymansonfreak: FIRST, you hurt me
shirleymansonfreak: and SECOND, you accuse me of lying
shirleymansonfreak: I DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE IT ANYMORE
shirleymansonfreak: i feel like i can't breathe
shirleymansonfreak: stuck in this loveless marriage
last_sita: first, I didn't hurt you, you damn pussy! second, you lie like a rug ALL OF THE TIME, and third, I never said I didn't love you
last_sita: so that's yet ANOTHER LIE!
last_sita: look at this: http://www.geocities.com/last_sita/Pictures/ohmygod.jpg
shirleymansonfreak: JUST because you SAY something,doesn't mean it's true--unless you give me a DAMN good reason to stay, i WON'T be stayin in this LOVELESS marriage
last_sita: fine! I accept that you're a man, you haven't lied, and I love you!
last_sita: happy?!!!!?!?!
last_sita: look at the picture!!
shirleymansonfreak: I DID!!!!!11
last_sita: ISN'T SHE AMAZING?!
shirleymansonfreak: not as amazing as shirley
last_sita: that's it...IT'S OVER
shirleymansonfreak: FINE! YOU WERE WALKIN ON THIN ICE ALREADY
shirleymansonfreak: YOU HEARTLESS BITCH!
last_sita: YOU MASCULINE BASTARD
shirleymansonfreak: FEMINAZI DYKE!
last_sita: HETEROSEXUAL HOBO!
shirleymansonfreak: that's another things--YOU didn't tell me aobut your true feelings til AFTER WE WERE MARRIED
shirleymansonfreak: YOU LIED TOO
shirleymansonfreak: EVIL CUNT!!!!!!!
last_sita: YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOUR "TRUE FEELINGS," YOU WATER-RETAINING SEA COW!
shirleymansonfreak: what?
shirleymansonfreak: what the hell did that mean?
last_sita: hahahaha
shirleymansonfreak: THAT'S IT...I CAN'T BE WITH SOMEONE THAT SPEAKS SUCH GIBBERISH!
last_sita: "janet, you fat pig! you water-retaining sea cow! how are youuu?"
last_sita: THEN I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF
shirleymansonfreak: it doesn't sound like gibberish to me, you dork
last_sita: then you have a low tolerance for gibberish and would not be able to recognize mine.
shirleymansonfreak: BAAH
last_sita: yeah, EAT THAT
last_sita: STUFF THAT INTO YOUR FIFE AND SMOKE IT
shirleymansonfreak: fife?
last_sita: from the simpsons
shirleymansonfreak: AND PLUS--YOU'RE ALWAYS DEMEANING ME...I CAN'T BE WITH SOMEONE THAT WON'T ALLOW ME TO GROW
shirleymansonfreak:INSTEAD OF STIFLING ME ALL THE FUCKING TIME
last_sita: grow? GROW?! I CAN BARELY FIT YOU INTO THE CARSEAT AS IS!
shirleymansonfreak: AGH! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD SAY THAT!!! *starts bawling and going for the butter and oreos
last_sita: lmfao
last_sita: I EVEN HEAR YOU'RE SMUGGLING MILK FROM THE OTHER MOMMIES, THAT IS SICK.
shirleymansonfreak: huh?
last_sita: i'm...NOT EXPLAINING THAT
shirleymansonfreak: NOOOO! I HATE YOU. (i say with mouthfuls) YOU MAKE ME FEEL HORRIBLE ABOUT MYSELF. AND YOU WONDER WHY I NEED SO MANY LOVERS. i'm on a constant search for SOMEONE who might......LOVE ME!
shirleymansonfreak: continues bawling\
last_sita: FINE! YOU LEAVE THEN! NOBODY IS STOPPING YOU! YOU JUST CAN'T GET AWAY FROM THIS SWEET ASS!
last_sita: *grabs 2 ton ass for effect*
shirleymansonfreak: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
shirleymansonfreak: ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE ME LIKE THIS???@!?!?!
shirleymansonfreak: EVEN WHEN I MAKE A CRY FOR HELP, YOU still DON'T HEAR ME
last_sita: YOU DON'T NEED ME! YOU HAVE THE TRANNY MISTRESS! GO CRY TO HER!
shirleymansonfreak: YOU WERE THE ONE I ALWAYS LOVED.! WHY DO YOU THINK YOU'RE THE FUCKING WIFE?!?!
shirleymansonfreak: but if THAT means NOTHING to you...
shirleymansonfreak: maybe i SHOULD go
last_sita: I HAD NO IDEA! I JUST THOUGHT I WAS A DELICIOUS PIECE OF ASS TO YOU!
shirleymansonfreak: YOU WERE SO MUCH MORE, BUT I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE
last_sita: OR...MAYBE THIS IS ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR LIES
shirleymansonfreak: there's just been so much hurt
shirleymansonfreak: YOU'RE ACCUSING ME OF LYING AGAIN?!?!?!
last_sita: I SAID "MAYBE!"
shirleymansonfreak: HOW THE HELL CAN YOU HAVE A MARRIAGE WITHOUT TRUST?????
shirleymansonfreak: YOU NEVER TRUSTED ME!!!!
shirleymansonfreak: and i NEVER QUESTIONED YOUR HONESTY!!!
last_sita: THERE IS NO ACCUSATION IN 'MAYBE'! "HE WAS MURDERED BY O.J....MAAAAYBE"
shirleymansonfreak: but i guess that counts for NOTHING
last_sita: YOU QUESTIONED EVERYTHING!
last_sita: EVEN MY GENDER!
last_sita: AND MY SEXUALITY!
shirleymansonfreak: NOT YOUR HONESTY THOUGH
shirleymansonfreak: THAT'S THE MOST IPMORTANT
last_sita: IPMORTANT, HAHAHAH
last_sita: OH, PISS ON HONESTY, WHAT DOES THAT MATTER IF YOU THINK I'M GAY?!
shirleymansonfreak: WHY WOULD YOU BEING GAY MATTER TO ME, I GOT LAID JUST THE SAME
shirleymansonfreak: and you NEVER gave me credit for ANYTHING
last_sita: BUT I IMAGINED MY WIFE TEH WHOLE TIME
last_sita: *THE
last_sita: :o OOPS
shirleymansonfreak: WHAT?!?!
shirleymansonfreak: IT'S!!!!!!!!
shirleymansonfreak: OOOOOOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
last_sita: BUT...YOU LOOK SO SIMILAR
shirleymansonfreak: you never trusted me; you never truly...made love to me; you never gave me credit for anything; you always demeaned me
shirleymansonfreak: what kind of a wife are you?
last_sita: *sob* a bad one!
last_sita: but...but...
shirleymansonfreak: i bent over BACKWARDS to make this marriage work
last_sita: you ran off with the tranny mistress, call me a homo, and never win at games.
shirleymansonfreak: AND DID YOU EVER CARE????
shirleymansonfreak: YOU ALWAYS BEAT ME, AND THE MISTRESS IS YOURS TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
last_sita: how could I care when you were off fucking my mistress?!
shirleymansonfreak: AND YOU CAN SHARE NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
last_sita: i beat you because i care
shirleymansonfreak: not even a fucking moment
last_sita: i care that if you win, you might develop self-confidence and leave me
last_sita: don't you know i couldn't handle that?!?!
last_sita: that's why I always beat you!...that and, well, you suck
shirleymansonfreak: so you keep me with you by RUINING MY SELF IMAGE
shirleymansonfreak: WHAT KIND OF A PARTNER ARE YOU?!?!?!
shirleymansonfreak: you're not good for me
last_sita: you had a crappy image to begin with!
last_sita: neither are kids, but you smoke them!
last_sita: why not smoke me?!
shirleymansonfreak: and you NEVER did ANYTHING to improve my image
shirleymansonfreak: like a TRUE AND LOVING MATE WOULD!!!!!!
last_sita: I LET YOU WIN AT RATSCREW ON YOUR BIRTHDAY!
shirleymansonfreak: kids relieve the stress you give me
shirleymansonfreak: BIG FUCKING WHOOP
last_sita: IF YOU LEAVE, I'M TAKING THE CHILDREN TO SELL
last_sita: AND YOU'LL NEVER AFFORD KIDS
last_sita: BECAUSE WHEN YOU CONTROL THE WOMB, YOU CONTROL THE WORLD OF CANCER
shirleymansonfreak: so.....
shirleymansonfreak: not only do you take away any self-worth i have
shirleymansonfreak: you make it so that if we ever split up...i'll NEVER be able to properly function again?!?!
shirleymansonfreak: what kind of wife are you?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
last_sita: IT'S JUST BECAUSE...I DON'T WANT TO SPLIT UP!
last_sita: AND THIS IS THE ONLY WAY PEOPLE EVER STAY WITH ME!
last_sita: *
last_sita: *sobs like a little girl*
shirleymansonfreak: i don't know....things have to change......i don't know if i can go on like this
last_sita: if you're talking about games, I can't do that.
last_sita: i can't throw games to please you, I just can't
shirleymansonfreak: nooo, i don't mean about games
shirleymansonfreak: i mean the trust and the self-worth, among other things
shirleymansonfreak: and the thinking of me during sex!!
last_sita: it's not my fault you have no self-worth!
last_sita: and that I happen to like women's bodies better than yours!
shirleymansonfreak: it's your fault it won't get any better!!!!!!
shirleymansonfreak: i just don't know what to think anymore
last_sita: I'm the one who added all those handcuffs and oils!
last_sita: you can't think because you're not with me...I did all the thinking for the both of us
shirleymansonfreak: *sob* just because i couldn't please you
last_sita: I told you, get a sex change
last_sita: how hard is that?? no pun
shirleymansonfreak: why can't you accept me for WHO I AM????
last_sita: BECAUSE I NEED CUNT
last_sita: er...
last_sita: *cough*
last_sita: I meant to say BECAUSE I CAN'T
shirleymansonfreak: FINE!!!!!
shirleymansonfreak: UNTIL YOU CHANGE SOME OF YOUR ATTITUDES.......
shirleymansonfreak: IT'S OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
last_sita: oh my god, do you know how long this has been going on?!
last_sita: like 45 minutes!
last_sita: and I'm not changing for ANY MAN.
shirleymansonfreak: fine
shirleymansonfreak: then you can live withouth THIS ONE
last_sita: hahahaha
last_sita: I mean...noooooooooooooooo
shirleymansonfreak: and i'm not even ASKING THAT MUCH
last_sita: *still laughing at imagining you turning away and shunning me when you say "without this one!"*
last_sita: what the hell are you asking for then?!
last_sita: if you ask for some things, I get to ask for things TOO!
shirleymansonfreak: HOW HARD IS IT?! TRUST, CONFIDENCE BUILDING AND LOVE FOR ME (and NOT whover you'r imagining at the time)
shirleymansonfreak: no, i've pampered you in the past....it's my turn....there's not changing for you....it's my way....
shirleymansonfreak: or...
shirleymansonfreak: the highway
last_sita: bah
last_sita: that doesn't matter.
last_sita: I just stick out my thumb and someone always picks me up.
shirleymansonfreak: cuz you're such a sleazy fucking whore
last_sita: unlike you, who they swerve to hit
shirleymansonfreak: no pun intended
shirleymansonfreak: THAT'S IT@@@
shirleymansonfreak: IT'S OVER!!!!!!
last_sita: FINE!!!!
shirleymansonfreak: GOOD BYE
shirleymansonfreak: !!!!!!!!
last_sita: GOOD
last_sita: BYE!
shirleymansonfreak: GOOD
last_sita: AND PISS ON YOU
shirleymansonfreak: WE'RE THROUGH
shirleymansonfreak: AND NOW......
last_sita: I'll just take my wife and mistress and be gone.
shirleymansonfreak: ONCE AND FOR ALL....
last_sita: at least i HAVE A WIFE
shirleymansonfreak: I'M.....
shirleymansonfreak: blocking you
last_sita: i'll do you one better....i'm stealing the children and mistress.
last_sita: AND WRITING ON MY SITE ABOUT HOW SHITTAY YOU ARE
shirleymansonfreak: oh, i can't block w/o removing
last_sita: hahaha
shirleymansonfreak: GOOD!!!!!
shirleymansonfreak: LET EVERYONE SEE HOW BITCHY AND VINDICTIVE YOU ARE
last_sita: you know, this better be one hell of a good break-up sex we're going to have
shirleymansonfreak: LET EVERYONE SEE HOW TRULY UGLY YOU ARE INSIDE
shirleymansonfreak: oh, it will be
last_sita: THEY CAN SEE THAT ON THE OUTSIDE, YOU HOBO
last_sita: I STOPPED TAKING CARE OF MYSELF BECAUSE OF YOU
shirleymansonfreak: LMDFAO
shirleymansonfreak: you never took care of yourself BEFORE ME
last_sita: I WORE MAKE-UP ONCE
shirleymansonfreak: I ACCEPTED THAT
shirleymansonfreak: AND YOU COULD NEVER ACCEPT ME
last_sita: AND YOU TOOK THAT AWAY FROM ME
last_sita: I ACCEPT EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU
last_sita: EXCEPT THAT YOU WERE A MAN
last_sita: AND SUCK AT GAMES
last_sita: I CAN'T MARRY A MAN THAT SUCKS.
last_sita: IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.
last_sita: HEHEHEHEHE
shirleymansonfreak: STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
shirleymansonfreak: IT JUST HURTS SO MUCH
shirleymansonfreak: GOODBYE FOREVER!!!!
last_sita: SO LONG, STINKHOLE!
