Senses was meant to be a site devoted to indulging those famous five sensations, but it's really a homepage-esque waste of bandwidth and time.
2. I don't know the creator of this site. Can I still enjoy Senses?
No. Everyone must know me to have any sort of enjoyment in their lives.
3. [insert link name] is not a sense. Why is it listed?
Five links was too meager and it's difficult to incorporate touching and smelling over a terminal. That's like me asking if you'd prefer more content or not.
4. I'm offended by [insert complaint]. Will you remove it?
No. Breathing offends me, and people don't seem to stop doing that.
5. Why are you obsessed with people signing the guestbook?
Why are you here and not signing it?!
6. Who is that foxy lady/gentleman on the Eyes page? Can I get the hook up?
Depends. Some take cash, some like dinner, and Mandy's just plain easy. Email me to seek her company.
7. Can I add things to this site of my own creation?
Yes, if they are truly yours. Email anything you have to me and I'll see if it's worthy, compared to the other craptacular stuff.
8. I enjoy this photo/artwork/poetry/etc. Can I steal it?
Of course you can take any picture you want (and I'm in no super-geek image-protection position to stop you), but link back to this page. Nobody visits as is. Let me know if you want an image to link with--I've got a few dusty ones somewhere.
9. Why didn't you analyze my dream yet?
Note to reader: This question would never occur. I've only received a total of 3 dreams to interpret, and all were completed. But in the event that I become immobolized, my next step of lethargy, I'd like to state that I am indeed a busy girl. Eventually, you'll get an analysis of SOMETHING back.
10. My horoscope is wrong. What are your sources?
Ahh, my little friend, I just look at the alignment of the stars, consider that the constellation Orion has a huge penis, and write down a bunch of snotty shit.
11. How often do you update the site?
The site is updated about once every 1.5 weeks. When people bitch and moan about the old content, new content magically appears within that week.
12. I hate the Yahoo ads. Can't you get rid of them?
There's some sort of code, but A. it apparently doesn't work all of the time, and B. the ads take up space where I'd just have to put more content. Score 1 against product-placing sons of bitches.
13. What's that sentence that's hidden on the top of the home page?
Uhh...this F.A.Q. session is OVER.
