Past Days on Senses:

Happy Horseshit Day - When you don't give a happy horseshit about anything, let people know with bitter sarcasm and blantant outburts.
Kinky Indian Nickname Day - Be creative on this day, and come up with a rare Indian nickname of your own.
Support Your Poops Day - Each shit in itself is a precious thing. Today, be proud of the countless hours spent crappping, and encourage others' shits.
Kill to Show That Killing is Wrong Day - Capital punishment is so ironic. On this day, display the irony proudly by rubbing someone out.
Talk To Your Genitals Day - They're so lonely down there, beneath zippers, cold and frustrated. Give them a pep talk today to ensure that you're still their buddy.
Blackmail Photo Day - You'll need them sometime, so you might as well take them now. Catch people in compromising situations, and you'll be surprised at the favors you'll get.
No Pants Day - In certain cultures, women are forbidden to wear pants and must wear skirts. Why not go further and just forbid pants all together?
Create Your Own Religion Day - I think Christian had the Church of Grass, and mine had to do with the ground, but on this day, YOU get to worship whatever YOU want.
The Dangerous Running of the Weiner Dogs Day - Don't leave your house today. Crazy weiner dogs are ruling the streets, and if you don't look like a long sausage, you won't fit in.
Name Everything Day - Fingers, trees, other cars, bums, boxes, if you can name it, you SHOULD name it.
Melo-drafullofshit Day - Woe is you. Every day is a struggle to find a reason to live. Show the folks around you how melodramatic you can truly be.
Run Away Day - Why stay where you are? For just today, make a break for it. Run away to where you aren't sure, and come back to where you might be certain.
I Care Day - You know you don't give a shit about half the things people say to you. Today, let them know! Repond with a sarcastic "I care" to every statement. They'll get the hint...I hope.
Walks Into A Bar Day - Make a joke of every statement, and begin it with "_______ walks into a bar." It's just really fucking annoying.
What In The...Day - You're peeved today, and respond with "What in the _______." My favorite is Bethny's "What in the ham sandwich?"
White Trash Monopoly Day - Go go gadget ghetto! Have a ball with using beer caps for pieces and playing Monopoly with hick accents that increase your sexiness.
Annoyingly Talkative Co-Worker Day - How's your own medicine taste? Talk heartily back to the folks that won't ever shut the fuck up.
Out-of-Proportion Day - Blow things, damnit. Blow them. Blow them completely out of proportion, no matter what it may be. Try it on the paperboy.
Lazy Site Creator Day - I was too lazy to think of a day, so for this day, you were to think of your own damn day. Eat me.
Cameo Day - Make a small appearance everywhere; in the restroom, an unknown class room, the mall...whatever will make you the "dude" or "girl."
Prom 2004 Day - We all missed prom, and if we did go, it was horrible. Today, relive your prom and dance the night away.
Apathy Day - I don't care about this day, OR YOU. And today, I expect you to do the same. Go out there and don't give a shit.
Valley Girl Accent Day - If you can't do any accents, you can do a valley girl one. Don't forget to twirl your gum.
Grandiose Day: You're the sexiest, most brilliant thing to ever walk the information superhighway--at least, for today.