Audrey: hey sexy--wanna cyber? Eric: I don't know babe.... I have a gf Audrey: that bitch. Audrey: well, I'm easier. Eric: no you aren't... I've tried soo many times with you Audrey: stop being serious and cyber with me! Eric: NO! damnit Audrey: oooh, click me there. Audrey: come on.... Eric: I don't feel like it Audrey: uggh. Audrey: I cybered with CHRISTIAN. Audrey: and YOU don't feel like it. Eric: yeah... so what I'm tired Audrey: fine. Audrey: you lost your one and only chance. Eric: yeah right Eric: We'll hook up someday Audrey: *cries* Audrey: someday doesn't work for me. Eric: how many times have I tried before... and now all of a sudden you want me Audrey: it must be the way you type....uhhhh. that gets me going. Eric: shut the hell up audrey Audrey: you rejected Christian too? Audrey: man...you're so serious online...take it easy, my brother. Eric: yeah, so bite me Audrey: is that an offer? Audrey: ;) Eric: grrrrr..... Audrey: mmmmm...you kind of taste like corn nuts. Eric: shut the hell up audrey Eric: you make me...... Eric: sick Audrey: you make me horny, baby....grroooowwwl Eric: I'm going to read... this cyber stuff is not for me Audrey: then just close your eyes and let me do the rest. Eric: okay.... this is getting really pathetic Audrey: 12931203612 ooooh. you like that, sweet thing? Audrey: what about when I type this: !@#$%^ Audrey: does that do it for you? Eric: what the hell are you doing.... maybe if I was a math person Audrey: it's cyber, you stud muffin. Eric: you are a loser.... but then again... I'm also online on a Friday night Audrey: then why not be a loser with me andoooh, cyber the fuck out of me? Audrey: hehehe Eric: oh god..... Audrey: that's more like it. Eric: what maddness we call liffe Eric: life that is Audrey: and *madness* Audrey: English major. Eric: hey, I wasn't a spelling major Audrey: ENGLISH/SPELLING, same thing. Eric: yeah whatever, I'm going to bed Eric: good night you freak Eric: hope to see you soon Audrey: thanks for nothing! Eric: you want me, I'm, in your words, "delicious" Audrey: tempting is more like it. Eric: audrey go Eric: to Eric: BED!!!
