garbageobsessed (9:50:56 PM): at any rate, it's impossible to get by (comfortably) in this country w/o credit
garbageobsessed (9:51:06 PM): and, NO, i'm not moving to canada
KaliMa 17 (9:51:13 PM): I was JUST going to suggest that...again.
garbageobsessed (9:51:23 PM): i figured
KaliMa 17 (9:52:08 PM): or, stay here.
KaliMa 17 (9:52:10 PM): change your name.
KaliMa 17 (9:52:13 PM): wear that red wig.
KaliMa 17 (9:52:18 PM): become a drag queen
KaliMa 17 (9:52:23 PM): up to you.
KaliMa 17 (9:53:01 PM): :-D
garbageobsessed (9:53:06 PM): hey, there we go
KaliMa 17 (9:53:26 PM): at least be in the drag shows at my coffee shop.
KaliMa 17 (9:53:36 PM): I'll rig it so you always win.
KaliMa 17 (9:54:11 PM): unless some snotty bitch puts drano in your cocktail.
KaliMa 17 (9:54:16 PM): THAT FUCKING WHORE
KaliMa 17 (9:54:19 PM): then you're on your own.
KaliMa 17 (9:54:27 PM): but I tried, know that.
garbageobsessed (9:54:53 PM): *tear, sob* that makes me feel so good
KaliMa 17 (9:55:02 PM): awww, I'm glad.
KaliMa 17 (9:56:34 PM): well, my work here is done. *spreads wings and flies back to heaven*
garbageobsessed (9:56:48 PM): hahaha
KaliMa 17 (9:57:16 PM): you comin' with? I hear they have Philadelphia cream cheese up there by the truckloads.
KaliMa 17 (9:57:23 PM): and porns...LOTS of miraculous porn.
garbageobsessed (9:57:33 PM): i HATE cream cheese
garbageobsessed (9:57:37 PM): wait a minute....
garbageobsessed (9:57:38 PM): you're....
garbageobsessed (9:57:47 PM): trying to get me to GO TO HELL WITH YOU!
garbageobsessed (9:57:50 PM): YOU'RE SATAN!
garbageobsessed (9:57:53 PM): BE GONE, DEMON!!!!
KaliMa 17 (9:57:54 PM): no no.
KaliMa 17 (9:57:57 PM): these are WINGS, damnit.
KaliMa 17 (9:58:00 PM): WINGS!
garbageobsessed (9:58:09 PM): satan could have wings
KaliMa 17 (9:58:11 PM): *pushes tail back into pants*
garbageobsessed (9:58:13 PM): or perhaps one of his minions
KaliMa 17 (9:58:24 PM): sa-tan? I don't know whom you refer to.
garbageobsessed (9:58:25 PM): I KNEW IT!
KaliMa 17 (9:58:33 PM): ANGELS can have tails too.
garbageobsessed (9:58:51 PM): my mom told me not to talk to demons
KaliMa 17 (9:58:55 PM): I mean, this isn't a tail...it's a spirit spring.
KaliMa 17 (9:58:59 PM): I can bounce on it.
KaliMa 17 (9:59:04 PM): your mom belongs with me!!
KaliMa 17 (9:59:08 PM): in...heaven.
KaliMa 17 (9:59:20 PM): O:-)
KaliMa 17 (9:59:25 PM): ^ me
garbageobsessed (9:59:29 PM): *running away, arms flailing, away from the demon, screaming hysterically
KaliMa 17 (10:00:09 PM): *shrugs shoulders, picks up a stray child, flies "home"*
garbageobsessed (10:00:23 PM): hahaha
KaliMa 17 (10:00:27 PM): ewww.
KaliMa 17 (10:00:44 PM): *realizes she picked up a child, drops it from 734 feet in the air*
KaliMa 17 (10:00:49 PM): I hope it lands on you.
KaliMa 17 (10:00:55 PM): ingrate.
KaliMa 17 (10:00:59 PM): you could've been a prince.
garbageobsessed (10:01:21 PM): there's already a prince of darkness
garbageobsessed (10:01:30 PM): boy, you don't know much about where you're from
KaliMa 17 (10:01:42 PM): of course there's a prince.
KaliMa 17 (10:01:45 PM): he's my husband.
garbageobsessed (10:02:07 PM): so how could i have been a prince?
KaliMa 17 (10:02:26 PM): I would've overthrown him and taken you as my husband.
garbageobsessed (10:02:42 PM): oh ok
garbageobsessed (10:02:49 PM): *shrugs shoulders and follows demon woman
KaliMa 17 (10:02:53 PM): hahahah
KaliMa 17 (10:02:57 PM): sexellent.
garbageobsessed (10:04:58 PM): and today, i had to drop 80 bucks for ink cartridges
KaliMa 17 (10:05:07 PM): holy shit.
KaliMa 17 (10:05:13 PM): why don't you just refill them??
KaliMa 17 (10:05:15 PM): it's cheaper.
garbageobsessed (10:05:28 PM): how do you do that?
KaliMa 17 (10:05:33 PM): buy ink.
KaliMa 17 (10:05:39 PM): DAMNIT, I LOST AGAIN. (euchre)
garbageobsessed (10:05:41 PM): i mean, with normal ink cartridges
KaliMa 17 (10:05:46 PM): buy ink and FILL THEM UP.
garbageobsessed (10:05:58 PM): and besides, refilled ink works crappy
KaliMa 17 (10:06:05 PM): not if you DO IT RIGHT.
KaliMa 17 (10:06:10 PM): IT'S CHEAP TOO.
KaliMa 17 (10:06:16 PM): cheaper.
KaliMa 17 (10:06:37 PM): I'll have my Dad/brother fill one and you tell me the difference.
garbageobsessed (10:07:19 PM): you do that
KaliMa 17 (10:07:33 PM): the only thing is, it takes FOREVER to wash that shit off.
KaliMa 17 (10:07:55 PM): heheh, today, I played that HAIR HAIR HAIR HAIR song for Mom and Dad.
KaliMa 17 (10:08:00 PM): they knew it and sang along.
KaliMa 17 (10:08:03 PM): greaaat song.
garbageobsessed (10:08:12 PM): hahaha
garbageobsessed (10:08:15 PM): that's awesome
KaliMa 17 (10:08:26 PM): I'll burn it on a cd for you.
KaliMa 17 (10:08:34 PM): but you wouldn't like the other stuff I pick out.
KaliMa 17 (10:09:01 PM): that's sad too, considering I know your taste.
garbageobsessed (10:09:02 PM): probly not
garbageobsessed (10:09:24 PM): what do you mean?
KaliMa 17 (10:09:40 PM): I know what you like, but can't figure out what you'd like from what I have.
garbageobsessed (10:09:57 PM): ahh
garbageobsessed (10:10:03 PM): true
KaliMa 17 (10:10:12 PM): and I'm NOT giving you more Garbage.
KaliMa 17 (10:10:17 PM): plus you have it all.
garbageobsessed (10:12:44 PM): exactly
garbageobsessed (10:16:19 PM): brb
KaliMa 17 (10:16:25 PM): OK!!!
garbageobsessed (10:17:45 PM): and back
KaliMa 17 (10:17:50 PM): OK!!!
garbageobsessed (10:17:53 PM): i finally got all the forms around
KaliMa 17 (10:17:59 PM): bah.
garbageobsessed (10:17:59 PM): but i KNOW there's gotta be mistakes
KaliMa 17 (10:18:05 PM): you should've made them wait.
KaliMa 17 (10:18:25 PM): they ARE taking YOUR money.
garbageobsessed (10:18:30 PM): i just hope that they're mistakes that those folks can easily work through
garbageobsessed (10:18:30 PM): do you have student loands?
KaliMa 17 (10:18:36 PM): give them enough hassles and they'll leave you alone.
KaliMa 17 (10:18:37 PM): yeap.
KaliMa 17 (10:18:48 PM): LEAVE THE MISTAKES FOR THEM
KaliMa 17 (10:18:52 PM): SPELL YOUR NAME WRONG
KaliMa 17 (10:18:58 PM): PEE ON THE FORMS
garbageobsessed (10:19:03 PM): i know someone that didn't pay their loans
garbageobsessed (10:19:05 PM): know what happened to him?
KaliMa 17 (10:19:05 PM): SPREAD DISEASE ON YOUR CHECKS
KaliMa 17 (10:19:15 PM): he moved to Canada?
KaliMa 17 (10:19:20 PM): and got free health care?
KaliMa 17 (10:19:27 PM): and didn't have a jackass president?
garbageobsessed (10:19:28 PM): he's 35 and working at waldo pepper's as a server
garbageobsessed (10:19:35 PM): and now they take the money out of his paychecks
KaliMa 17 (10:19:42 PM): and his tail didn't po---oh, I mean, what tail?
KaliMa 17 (10:19:50 PM): and...?
KaliMa 17 (10:19:54 PM): that won't be me.
KaliMa 17 (10:20:01 PM): and if it is, I wouldn't care.
garbageobsessed (10:20:02 PM): (a server's paycheck, very small)
garbageobsessed (10:20:05 PM): oh, it won't
KaliMa 17 (10:20:11 PM): it's money...it's pictures on paper.
garbageobsessed (10:20:13 PM): well, have fun being poor
garbageobsessed (10:20:23 PM): i intend to have credit and be able to buy stuff
KaliMa 17 (10:20:28 PM): food, clothing, shelter, porn, cigarettes...who needs more?
KaliMa 17 (10:20:36 PM): besides untimely sexual encounters.
KaliMa 17 (10:20:39 PM): but that's not paid for.
KaliMa 17 (10:20:40 PM): usually.
KaliMa 17 (10:20:47 PM): you DO THAT.
KaliMa 17 (10:21:01 PM): just don't draw me into your world of sin.
garbageobsessed (10:21:20 PM): ok have fun with no car and no house
KaliMa 17 (10:21:20 PM): you sick son of a bitch
KaliMa 17 (10:21:28 PM): I'll squat and walk to work.
KaliMa 17 (10:21:41 PM): or I was thinking of living in my coffee shop
garbageobsessed (10:21:42 PM): oh ok
KaliMa 17 (10:21:51 PM): then I wouldn't even have to walk.
KaliMa 17 (10:21:57 PM): how's that for the ultimate laziness.
garbageobsessed (10:22:05 PM): how will you have a coffee shop?
garbageobsessed (10:22:13 PM): you won't have credit to take a loan out and make one
KaliMa 17 (10:22:15 PM): those rich bitches, remember?
garbageobsessed (10:22:28 PM): and if your partner fronts all the money, y ou'll have no legal right to the ownership
garbageobsessed (10:22:34 PM): and can get kicked out at any time
KaliMa 17 (10:22:42 PM): 93% of the rich are too stupid to know better.
KaliMa 17 (10:22:50 PM): they'd sign it over to me.
garbageobsessed (10:23:03 PM): oh ok
KaliMa 17 (10:23:03 PM): they won't know it's all my partner's money.
garbageobsessed (10:23:13 PM): i see how it is
garbageobsessed (10:23:20 PM): who won't know?
KaliMa 17 (10:23:23 PM): about damn time.
KaliMa 17 (10:23:33 PM): the...repot people.
KaliMa 17 (10:23:36 PM): who'll take my store.
garbageobsessed (10:23:52 PM): repot?
KaliMa 17 (10:24:02 PM): whatever they are.
KaliMa 17 (10:24:06 PM): the government.
KaliMa 17 (10:24:07 PM): who cares.
garbageobsessed (10:24:09 PM): it's not repot
KaliMa 17 (10:24:14 PM): repo
KaliMa 17 (10:24:15 PM): REPO
garbageobsessed (10:24:18 PM): repo
KaliMa 17 (10:24:23 PM): I have something else on the brain.
garbageobsessed (10:24:24 PM): there ya go
garbageobsessed (10:24:45 PM): miss always-grammatically-correct
KaliMa 17 (10:24:55 PM): I never said I always was.
KaliMa 17 (10:25:10 PM): and angels don't lie.
KaliMa 17 (10:25:14 PM): except on beds.
KaliMa 17 (10:25:16 PM): O:-)
garbageobsessed (10:25:19 PM): you always like to brag about how often you correct me and how little i correct you
KaliMa 17 (10:25:30 PM): angels don't brag.
KaliMa 17 (10:25:33 PM): they "correct."
KaliMa 17 (10:25:35 PM): remember that, my son.
KaliMa 17 (10:25:38 PM): and I will bless you.
KaliMa 17 (10:26:14 PM): now, say 28 hail mary's and lie down with your pants off.
garbageobsessed (10:27:27 PM): you're the bride of satan, remember?
garbageobsessed (10:27:27 PM): no angel
garbageobsessed (10:27:32 PM): (and soon the bride of me)
KaliMa 17 (10:27:43 PM): I changed my mind.
KaliMa 17 (10:27:50 PM): you're too honorable and decent to be my evil husband.
KaliMa 17 (10:27:59 PM): look at you...paying your loans, trying not to be poor...
KaliMa 17 (10:28:04 PM): it's all too much for me...I...I...
KaliMa 17 (10:28:09 PM): I can't take it.
KaliMa 17 (10:28:16 PM): *sobs hysterically*
KaliMa 17 (10:28:19 PM): I must leave you now.
garbageobsessed (10:28:30 PM): but darling
KaliMa 17 (10:28:34 PM): but if this is our last encounter, remember me as the *tail pops out* GODDAMNIT!
garbageobsessed (10:28:35 PM): you already are my wife
garbageobsessed (10:28:43 PM): *grins maniacally
KaliMa 17 (10:28:58 PM): *sigh* alright.
KaliMa 17 (10:29:02 PM): but you're a top.
KaliMa 17 (10:29:08 PM): O:-)
garbageobsessed (10:29:31 PM): for I AM SATAN
garbageobsessed (10:29:41 PM): in disguise
KaliMa 17 (10:29:45 PM): oh.
KaliMa 17 (10:29:47 PM): I was wondering.
garbageobsessed (10:29:51 PM): and i heard how you're planning to overthrow me
garbageobsessed (10:29:57 PM): know that that can NEVER work!
KaliMa 17 (10:29:59 PM): who said that?
garbageobsessed (10:30:16 PM): you will....uhhh.....(go to hell?no, that's not right) go to HEAVEN FOR THIS!!!!!!!!
garbageobsessed (10:30:25 PM): you did, silly
KaliMa 17 (10:30:26 PM): noooo.
KaliMa 17 (10:30:39 PM): not heaven....not the eternal lawn with a push-lawnmower.
garbageobsessed (10:30:45 PM): MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KaliMa 17 (10:30:47 PM): what can I do to salvage our relationship?
KaliMa 17 (10:31:04 PM): repent?
KaliMa 17 (10:31:12 PM): slip God a roofie?
KaliMa 17 (10:31:28 PM): (I'd prefer option 2. much less mess.)
garbageobsessed (10:32:30 PM): nah, i've grown weary of your antics
garbageobsessed (10:32:31 PM): i shall be taking a new wife
KaliMa 17 (10:32:38 PM): well, fine then.
garbageobsessed (10:32:42 PM): one with.....poodly hair...the better to scare small children and rabbis with...
KaliMa 17 (10:32:45 PM): I've just one more thing to say to you...
KaliMa 17 (10:32:55 PM): besides >:o
KaliMa 17 (10:33:01 PM): and =-O
KaliMa 17 (10:33:34 PM): and THAT, my so-called evil master, is THIS:
{here's where I warned Christian on AIM, blocked him, and disconnected.}
