Next, he messaged me after the game was completed and asked if I wanted to play again. The only reason I was still partners with him was due to the fact that we somehow won two of both games played. I told him that I wanted to play again.

cutebaldguy32165: ok one more but i was kinda wanting to sweet talk you some more
last_sita: sweet talk me? lol
cutebaldguy32165: ok i wanted to bend you over and spank your ass
last_sita: that's not exactly sweet talk...
cutebaldguy32165: ok i wanted to caress ypur body and make you all sticky
last_sita: that...isn't...exactly sweet talk either.
cutebaldguy32165: ok i wanted to sit here and continue to tell you how beautiful you are
last_sita: that's ok...I have a boyfriend that'll do that.

{Note to reader: This is the statement that should cause most men to go "Oh, I'm sorry, I had no idea you had a boyfriend." In order to avoid this stereotypical scenario, I decided to mess with him a little. Hey--it's what I do. Heh heh.}

last_sita: I'd rather just use you for some sort of sex.
last_sita: if that's ok.
cutebaldguy32165: but i didn't think you really wanted to hear that
last_sita: doesn't matter.
cutebaldguy32165: cool then lets get out of here and use each other
last_sita: naah.
cutebaldguy32165: that is kinda where the spanking was going
last_sita: I'd rather just play cards.
cutebaldguy32165: chicken
last_sita: afraid I can't do it.
cutebaldguy32165: why not
last_sita: normally I enjoy the company of bald guys.
cutebaldguy32165: but what
last_sita: but I prefer tall guys with long black hair nowadays.
cutebaldguy32165: my head is not the only thing doesnt have any hair on it

I laughed really hard here.

last_sita: *cough cough* umm...
cutebaldguy32165: what
last_sita: I...like...hair...
cutebaldguy32165: even when you are giving oral
last_sita: who says I give oral?
cutebaldguy32165: oh i know you do
last_sita: you think you do, huh?
cutebaldguy32165: you just seem like that type
last_sita: there's a type?
cutebaldguy32165: ok do you like to get oral
last_sita: get? who doesn't?
cutebaldguy32165: then you must like to give
last_sita: I'm not much of a giver.
cutebaldguy32165: oh you are a taker
last_sita: of course.
cutebaldguy32165: when was the last time you were spanked
last_sita: never.
last_sita: and I'm not about to start tonight.
cutebaldguy32165: as part of sex
last_sita: same.
cutebaldguy32165: then you have no idea how erotic it is for both partners
last_sita: spanking? it's not erotic.
last_sita: I find it more elementary.
cutebaldguy32165: if it is done right you will orgasm before penetration

I was trying to open another browser and didn't answer.

cutebaldguy32165: no answer
last_sita: I prefer: no.
cutebaldguy32165: ok whatever
cutebaldguy32165: you probably probably prefer the guy on top too
last_sita: not really.
last_sita: but whatever.
cutebaldguy32165: yep right whatever see ya you used to kinda turn me on but you are too much of a prude
last_sita: yeah, pretty much.
cutebaldguy32165: you need to loosen up and have some fun
last_sita: I'm having quite a bit of fun now.
cutebaldguy32165: really is your bf there giving you oral while you type
last_sita: no, but a girl can dream.
cutebaldguy32165: maybe you would like to have a six inch tongue pushing deep inside your love hole
last_sita: love hole?
last_sita: hahahha...that was so fucking terrible.
last_sita: so bad.
last_sita: you completely lost me now.
cutebaldguy32165: what did you want me to call it
cutebaldguy32165: your pussy
last_sita: ANYTHING but "love hole."
last_sita: that's better.
cutebaldguy32165: ok

I'm sick of even joking around with him at this point. At first, it was funny, but now...

last_sita: how old are you anyway?
cutebaldguy32165: old enough
last_sita: what's "old enough?"
cutebaldguy32165: more than 30 less than 40
last_sita: ahh, alright.
cutebaldguy32165: but closer to 40
last_sita: ok.
cutebaldguy32165: why do you ask
last_sita: I just wondered if you were under 18
last_sita: and if you often solicited strangers online for sexual participation.
cutebaldguy32165: nope
last_sita: this is where I ask how many times you've gotten laid in your life
cutebaldguy32165: well i have 3 kids
last_sita: wow.
last_sita: so you've been laid 3 times.
last_sita: I really am shocked.
cutebaldguy32165: probably more often than you
cutebaldguy32165: why
last_sita: usually people online that bring up cyber-talk never get any
last_sita: I figured the same for you.
cutebaldguy32165: ha ha very funny
last_sita: yeah, what a gag, huh