the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles: i got extremely motivated
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles: i read about 50 pages (chapter and a half) of my alcohol book this morning...
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles: read 60 pages of color purple and all of antigone after getting up at 6:30
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles: and am now doing this stuff
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles:strange...ESPECIALLY for a sunday
fuktional: no kidding...stop it, please
fuktional: you're scaring me
fuktional:and if the black-marketed children were here, you'd be scaring them too
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles: but they're not
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles: i used the money from those sales tonight
fuktional:on what, hookers?
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles:no, what does that $ normally go towards?
fuktional: um...hookers
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles: no, the other kind of kids
fuktional: you're supposed to be quitting
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles: nooooo
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles: what gives you that idea
fuktional: your wife told me you should
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles: huh?
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles:you talk to yourself now?
fuktional: now? there was a time I didn't?
fuktional: um...so...that's a yeah.
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles: well, that's true
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles: well, your husband told me that his wife is kinda stupid
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles: ...and a communist
fuktional: I think that was the same day your wife said to me that her husband would never get any again
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles: her husband knows better though, he told me....he told me his wife is also really horny and can't get enough of him
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles:not even her other lovers are good enough
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles: that guy's wife is really somethin
fuktional: she sounds like a no-good prostitute...but her husband must've not heard of a little thing called Mandy if he thinks he's the best
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles: now he told me that this mandy is some cracked-out tranny....trannies can never be the best, cuz it's impossible for them to focus on only one gender---so they're divided---when they're fuckin a woman, they're not as good, cuz some of their time has been spent workin on men---see?
fuktional: hmm....you do have some sort of point there
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles: yes...but i hafta give credit to the crazy wife's husband
fuktional: but
fuktional: I could just be saying that so the husband will give his wife some of that supposedely fabulous lovin'
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles: mabye....i've heard that the wife is also kinda deceitful...she'll get it any way she can
fuktional: I'm sure if the husband wasn't so awful at it, she wouldn't have to.
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles: it's not that he's awful...how should i put it? he's gotta ration it, so that the wife doesn't get spoiled
fuktional:the wife can probably spoil herself, she doesn't ask for much from the husband, I'm sure
fuktional: yet he is still inadequate to her
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles: actually, i've spoken with the wife, and that's not what she says....i think you've got faulty information
fuktional: I'd re-check with her, but she's upstairs with that beautiful tranny
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles: wait, now you're just not making sense
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles: you're overstepping bounds of our fucked-up conversation
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles: you're putting yourself in two places at once
fuktional: no, no I'm not...
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles: you're disqualified--i win by default
fuktional: no way
fuktional: I never said I was the wife
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles: don't confuse me, you evil communist
fuktional: and since we were talking in 2nd person...I win
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles: you mean third person?
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles: arfen't you an english major?
fuktional: fuck if I know
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles: i win cuz you're stupid
fuktional: she could be using remote viewing to whisper in another person's ear all of the details.
fuktional: in that case, I win.
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles: what if the husband is right here with me?
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles: that's better than some dumb earpiece
fuktional: what if the wife is with me and we are both upstairs?
fuktional: better yet...what if I am the tranny?
fuktional: lose lose lose lose lose!
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles: ok, NOW you're putting yourself in two different places
fuktional: no way
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles: WHY ARE WE DEBATING THIS??!?!?!?!?!?!?!
fuktional: I DON'T KNOW!!!
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles: THIS IS THE WORST CONVERSTATION EVER!!!!!
fuktional: *ahhhhh!* runs with arms up
the paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles: puts hands to face and screams nooooo girlishly