| 1. Alien weakness: water 2. No they are not musical 3. Beware their camouflage techniques. 4. Their re-productive cycle is completely un-reliant on other species. 5. Are not fun loving companions found in backyards. |
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| ALIEN TRIVIA FOR CADETS |
| Lasar Force the website is created purely for the purpose of world protection and or education about the forces of evil. Any affiliation with any other entity is purely coincidental. This is created for no benifit to the creator other than aiding in freeing the world form the threat of alien invasion. Copyright Steve 2005. LASARFORCE is a subsidy of the Australian Space force. The meaning of life. |
| "Lasar Force: For those who tire of unheroism" |
| Freeing the world from the threat of alien invasion |
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| 6. Space is not a happy place. 7. We have an alien as our logo to remind cadets of the ever growing threat. Because we stop aliens not humans. Everyone knows what we look like. 8. We do NOT hire robots on our cargo ships. |
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| 9. We do not test our weapons on animals except for the Blue Monkey. |
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| 10. Play Pacman to hone your skills as a cadet in preparation for alien attack. |
| 11. Alien Lasar Force� Trivial Pursuit� is now available at Amazon.com. 12. These aliens do not endow humans with secret powers for the better of mankind, neither do they test motherly bonds revealing their plans through laughable exposition. |