Cackletta: WHY ON EARTH AM I ANNOUNCING THIS THING?! THIS IS JUST LIKE JURRY DUTY!!!

Mario with a Tail: You think you have it bad?! Some idiot gave me a raccoon tail!

Bailiff: *Cough*

Cackletta: *gulp* But hey, I love my job!

Mario: Me too� yep that�s me�

*Hired assassin� I mean bailiff walks away*

Cackletta: Quick let�s get this over with!

Mario: But PEACH is in it, let�s just drag it out so we can admire her de-

Cackletta: *gets all big and thunder and things randomly pop out of the sky* NOW!

Mario: Fine�but you don�t know what you�re missing�

Cackletta: I�M A GIRL!

Mario: Well that explains a lot.

Cackletta: Ok� our contestants are Shy Guy and Peach. Yippee. Now-

Mario: PEACH!!!!!!

Peach: High mom! Weight� Eye don�t have a mom� Duhhh... *goes into state of stupid and starts to drool*

Shy Guy: What??? I have to do rock, paper, scissors when I can only do PAPER?! ONLY THE BIGGEST IDIOT IN THE WORLD WOULD LOSE!!

Peach: What? Did somewon say, �Biggest idiot in the world�? Oh, well I�m hear!

Cackletta: Ok, we�re starting NOW! Rock, paper, scissors, sho-

Peach: What are we playing?

Shy Guy: You�ve got to be-

Cackletta: Rock, paper, scissors you BRAINLESS sack of idiot!! Why on EARTH did I capture YOU?????

Peach: How do you play rock, paper, scissors?

Cackletta: YOU CAME TO THIS THING AND DIDN�T KNOW HOW TO PLAY ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS? What did you think you came here for, yams?

Peach: Yes.

Cackletta: WHAT IDIOT DOESN�T KNOW HOW TO PLAY ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS ANYWAYS????

Peach: Me.

Toadsworth: Anyways, now it is very simple; your goldfish can even do it and has the memory span of 3 seconds (all goldfish do, I�m not kidding)

Peach: 3 hole seconds?? That�s a lot�duhhh�

Cackletta: WAKE UP YOU BLUBBERING IDIOT!

Peach: What? Why r (are) wee standing hear?

Toadsworth: We are teaching you how to play rock, paper, scissors.

Peach: I learned never to walk with scissors� or maybe it was run�Well, I learned the hard weigh.

Toadsworth: She somehow was running and tripped and cut out her whole brain with her scissors�

Peach: I thought you said I was born that weigh

Toadsworth: You were.

Peach: Oh� duhhh... what?

Toadsworth: Ok first you say rock, paper, scissors.

Peach: Why?

Toadsworth: Because we are teaching you how to play rock, paper, scissors.

Peach: MARIO! HEY MARIO! Bowser is capturing me next Saturday, so make sure you are far, far away so there is no chance of stopping him.

Mario: Ok!

Cackletta: Would you get on with it??????????

Five hours later�

Peach: Oh, I got it now! Oh, oops� I just forgot again�

Toadsworth: *sigh*

Five more hours�

Peach: Oh, I get it now! All I have to is randomly pick rock, paper, or scissors when Cackletta says �shoot� and Shy Guy will too. Who ever has the winning thing against the other wins! And since Shy Guy can only do paper, all I have to do is do scissors and I�ll win! And whatever I do, I shouldn�t pick rock!

Toadsworth: Right!

Cackletta: Yes! Now quick rock�

Paper�

Scissors�

SHOOT!

*Fawful pulls out a gun and blows everything up�ha just kidding*

Peach: I choose ROCK!!!!!! I win right?

Shy Guy: Wow, you really are the biggest idiot in the world! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!

Cackletta: I�M FREE! I�M FREE! I�M FREE! I�m� I�m arrested?

Bailiff: Ummm yeah. You tried to take over the world and idiot Mario didn�t hand you in to us so we made you announce this.

Cackletta: That�s nice, but you are forgetting one thing�

*Fawful pulls out a gun and quick fries the planet*

The End