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Review Number: OT02-2
Title: Viking Serenade Cruise:
Los Angeles to Ensenada
URL / Address: Royal Caribbean Cruise Line
Date of Visit: April 2001
Category: Cruises
Average Cost: $600/pp
Rating:

50%

Comments:

PROS:

Affordable price, friendly crew, excellent food, nice & clean staterooms, tons of ship activities, on-time (ship, tours & meals), great shows, beer moderately priced, kids on-board had a blast. Only one formal dinner (no tuxes - it's an Ensenada trip people) Coat and tie & evening gowns for the ladies. Casino looked like a lot of fun and the disco was open until 3am! Midnight buffet was a nice try, looked great - but the food was not up to par with their other meals.

CONS:

Travelocity told us to be there at 5pm - missed all the afternoon activities. You can board as early as 11am.  Nobody mentioned the $30 cash parking-nazis. Only one place to park, one price to pay - cash only. Thanks for the heads-up. Doctor is not avail last night, unless you want to pay a premium. Sodas and alcohol are not included and prices are not posted. Some people nearly died when they got their closing bill. Ensenada stop was painless getting off, but the Bufadora is a bust. If you live along the coast - miss it! In fact the crowds (locals,  peddlers, & tourists make this an unenjoyable stop) You're better off walking to town and playing around there for the limited time you have. VS docks and lets you off around 830a. Day tours embark shortly thereafter and will drop you off in town on the return around 1pm.  It is a 15-20 min walk back to the ship or take a taxi for $1/pp should you decide to jump off the tour bus. You must be back on the ship No Later Than 3:15p (although it doesn't sail until 4)  If you came to Ensenada for the nightlife, take Carnival as I heard they depart around 1030p.  

Never, ever, under any circumstance ask a crew member a question that can be answered by your "Compass" your daily guide sheet.  You will seem them change from the friendly, "want a drink are you enjoying yourself" to "are you stupid or something - read your Compass you dumb tourist"  Jekyl and Hyde here, I'm telling you.  

STAIRS! If you think there are elevators, forget it.  They have them, but you'll never see them.  Either kids are pushing all the buttons or there are 30 seniors waiting for the 6x3 coffin to arrive. 12 decks and 2 elevators, do the math.  

Disembarking on the return-->PAINFUL - think you can get off the boat early by carrying your luggage? Forget it. Lug your stuff to breakfast & then go sit in a lounge for an hour - the earliest you will get of the boat is around 9:45/10.  Add another hour getting out of the parking lot because the parking Gestapo is at it again. 2 exits, side by side and cars from 2 cruise ships trying to get out at the same time. The parking guys keep holding up cars because they don't see their little card in the window.  Who cares you bozos!! It's Monday! Do you think you would have let my car in on Friday if I hadn't paid you? Get out of my way and don't chase me with your little golf cart you dork! Yes iam ignoring you because I think it is fun to inconvenience you! Now add in the kamikazee shuttle bus drivers taking the next load of cruisers to their boats and watch them cut you off at the exit.  Not fun! Like getting out of Dodger stadium after a World Series 12th inning win and only one exit - hope you've got gas and the car doesn't overheat.

OTHER:

The crew is all international - no Americans. They travel on-board for 6 month tours of duty before going home for a month or two. You can have some really great people and others that are pretty creepy or rude.  But overall, the folks we saw everyday (table room attendants) we're very nice. I'm convinced that the Captain was either very distinguished and calculating in speech and etiquette, or was heavily medicated - you'll see what I mean. Nice guy though, but I'm glad there are 6 others on the bridge.  

OVERALL: Would recommend as a first cruise or weekend getaway.  Give yourself a few hours to adjust to the "cruise life" It's different, and well worth the money for the weekend. Just don't plan anything for Monday afternoon, because your day is shot getting off the boat.

 

 

Tips & Suggestions: DINNER - show up 5-10 minutes late.  No use going early unless you want to wait in line. You will not miss a thing, you will not starve. If you think you would like to order to starters, go for it! You can order a 2nd entree if you want! But they won't offer it to you. 

SHOPPING ONBOARD: A lot of stuff goes on sale Sunday at 9am. Duty free is closed Monday, as you are back in US Waters.  

SUNDAY NIGHT: On Sunday night, you will receive a color tag in your room.  You are to put this on your baggage and leave the bags outside your room.  Your bags will be picked up later that night and you will see them next when you off the ship and in the terminal.  They announce the color tags for departure order (one by one, as they exit) after breakfast. So, go down to the Purser's Desk after dinner the night before.  You will see ton's of colored luggage tags on the desk.  Pick up a few different ones...but don't let them see you!  These are all the color coded tags for getting off the ship.  Pick the right one(s) and you could get off the ship earlier than everyone else.  You never know which ones will go first.  The ones with black stripes are usually for the elderly and go first - not a good idea. This only works for carry-on luggage, though.  If you attempt to put these tags on your luggage for pick-up, they'll know you are up to something.  If you put your correct tag on the big luggage to send it down and then put the "announced" color on your carry-on, that might work.  But ditch the carry-on tags when you get off the ship or it will raise an eye with security who is watching the color grouped bags in the terminal. 

Maps & Directions: San Pedro: World Cruise Center

 

 


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