THE MAN IN BLACK TAKEN HOSTAGE BY SADAM
While gathering info for a news story on his trip to Iraq.News Page
writer "the man in black" was taken hostage by a group of Sadam's top
goons.After imprisoning the man in black in Sadam's underground
headquartes,the goons then placed a ransom call to the shadymilkman.
Upon hearing that his award winning or at he wishes he was award
winning news writer had been taken hostage he said he wanted to talk to
sadam himself.THe goons said Sadam was watching Opra and could not be
disturbed,but they would call back when he was done.Several hours
later Sadam called back, the Shadymilkman said to Sadam i would like to
issue this satement to you and your organization.At this point the
Shadymilkman mooned the phone.After waiting a few hours for Sadam's
responce to the voilent mooning the Shadymilkman realived he couldn't
After getting the e mial an outraged Sadam went back to what he insists
we call his rumpas room and watched episodes of opra that he had
taped with his VCR that the Iatola had given him for qwanza.
But unbenounced to Sadam the shadymilkman was flying to
Iraq to stage a daring commado raid on Sadam's underground H.Q.
Once he arrived in Iraq the shadymilkman went to Sadam's
underground H.Q wich to the shadymilkman's surprise isn't
Actualy underground.Discarding his Sadams underground H.Q.
infiltrating kit, he was forced to fly back to America to get his
Sadams not acuatualy underground headquartes but called underground
headquartes anyway infultrating kit.After flying into Iraq agin
and going to Sadam's H.Q. agin,the Shadymilkman jumped through a
window and into Sadam's "rumpas room" were he caught Sadam not only by
suprise but also toothly unarmed and in the mits of watching opra
The Shadymilkman demand the release of the man in black.Sadam
agreed to release the man in black but only if the shadymilkman
pulled some strings to get Sadam and his coucils of doom that
consists of Sadam,Yasser Araphat,Osama bin Laden's corpse,Hitler's
preserved brian and Ross Pooro on opra .The Shadymilkman agreed to get them
on Opra as long as Sadam promist never to attack America.Sadam said fine,
and the shadymilkman and the man in black headed back to America
and once agin the shadymilkman saved the world umm..for the first time
-the shadymilkman in for the man in black reporting
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