Is george bush a monkey?
Yesterday a startling discovery was made about our president George "Dubya"
Bush.Photos were taken that prove beyond a reasonable
doubt that our president is a ape dressed up like a human.(you can
view these photos from a link at th bottom of the page) Now that
we know our prsident's bezare secret the question arises how did he get
that way? And with our leader a primape are we headed for a very bad
PLANET OF THE APES? As for the questoion how did he get that way
we belive that we was the lab monkey(pun intended) for some bezare
human ape cross breading expearment. If this is true then his mother
was an ape, not babra bush, and his father...... well how else would a ape get
pregnant with a human child. However we will not go there because it is
far far far far to discusting to write about, think about, or make mention to
Here at the news page we pride our selves on our highbrowl
searious storys.(ha)As for the question regarding the PLANET OF THE
APES
we felt that we should ask a expert so we looked one up in
the phone book. Samuel Expert said that with out a doubt that we
were headed for a planet of the apes. He said that "Debaya" will soon
call all the apes from the forests an give them clubs and control
of the starwars missle defence system so they can attack us with lasers
from the sky and beat us to a pulp with there clubs. Expert then
continued coveing his roof and body with aluminum foil and screeming
at passers by that the aliens were stealing his brain waves and
that that he had been abducted and probed in the ananl region
many many many times with increasingly pointy objects.
Beacause
here at the news page we belive in getting the the whole story we
went to the big ape him self to ask him questions. However when
we knocked on the door of the white house no one came to it.
Then bush appeared from a upper window told us to get off his lawn,
spit on us, mooned and repeatedly made threating remark about
mothers and the IRS.when we asked him isf he realy was an ape he is
reported to have said,"my body's to bootylicous for ya babe."He then farted out the
window and the overpowering
smell forced us to retreat.
THE MAN IN BLACK REPORTING
SEE THE PROOF
HOME
THE NEWS ARCHIVES