SHADYMILKMAN SEIZES ENGLISH THRONE
AFTER HEARING OF THE ENGLISH QUEEN'S DEATH THE SHADYMILKMAN IMEDIATLY
TOOK A PLANE TO ENGLAND SO HE COULD MAKE GOOD ON HIS DRUNKEN PROMISE TO CLAIM
THE THRONE OF ENGLAND.UPON ARRIVAL AT A LONDON AIRPORT THE
SHADYMILKMAN WAS MET WITH A CROWD OF PROTESTERS CLAIMING THAT HE WAS NOT
THE RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE THRONE.THE TERRIBLE ENGLISH POLICE WERE SOON
OVERWHELMED BY THE MOB AND A RIOT BROKE OUT. THE SHADYMILKMAN FULLY ECSPECTING
THIS TO HAPPEN,HADA BROGHT HIS ELITE TEAM OF BODY GAURDS
WHO EASILY CLEARED A PATH FOR THE SHADYMILKMAN TO GET TO HIS
STRECHED LIMMZINE.ONCE HE WAS SAFELY INSIDE HE HAD HIS PERSONAL TATOO ARTIST
DRAW UNCLE SAM STEPING ON A MOB OF ENGLISH RIOTERS ON HIS ASS,THEN AS HE DROVE OF HE CLIMBED OUT OF HIS SUNROOF AND MOONED THE CROWD.THE
SHADYMILKMAN THEN PROCEDED TO THE AMERICAN EMBASY WERE HE SPENT THE NIGHT.THE
NEXT DAY THE SHAYMIKMAN WHENT TO THE ENGLISH PARLIMENT BUILDING AND CALED HIS GOOD FRIEND GEORGE "DUBYA" BUSH AND CONVICED HIS TO HAVE A TEAM
OF NAVY SEALS SUROUND THE BUILDING BY PROMISING TO MAKE HIM A NIGHT WHEN HE BECAME KING.THE SHADYMILKMAN THEN ENTERED THE BUILDING AND DEMANDED
THAT HE BE GIVEN THE THRONE OR HE WOULD CUT OFF ALL DELIVERY OF TEA TO ENGLAND,AND
ALSO HAVE THE NAVY SEALS STORM THE BUILDING. THE HEAD OF THE PARILIMENT SAID, "NOOOOOOOOO! NOT OUR TEA!" AND IMMEDIATLY DECLEAED THE
SHADYMILKMAN KING.AFTER THIS THE NOW KING SHAYMILKMAN WHENT TO BUCKING HAM
PALACE WERE HE KICKED THE GUARD IN THE STOMACH AND STOLE HIS HAT.THEN WENT
INTO THE PALACE, AND SAT ON THE THRONE.HE THEN ISSUED A PRESS RELASE IN WHICH HE SAID HE WOULD INACT ALL THE CRAZY POLLICIES HE SAID HE WOULD WHEN
HE DECLARED HE WOULD BE KING(SEE THE NEWS ARCHIVES "ENGLAND")ALSO HE ANNOUCHED HE WOULD MAKE PEACE WITH THE POPE AND CHANGE THE OFFICIAL
REIGION OF ENGLAND FROM THE CATHOLISMS IMPOSTER PROTISTIISM BACK TO
CATHOLISIMS.
-THE MAN IN BLACK REPORTING
THE NEWS ARCHIVES
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