SHADYMILKMAN BEATS UP JESSIE JACKSON
Late saturaday night the shadymilkman, having just attended a NY peace
rally,and drunk of his ass wandered over to jessie jackson house to return the
parashute pants he had borrowed. Upon arrival at jacksons house, the
shadymilkman rung jacksons doorbell wich played martin luther kings i have a
dream speech,after noone came to the door the shadymilkman set up camp on jacksons lawn and settled in for along stay.After he ran out of beer, the
shadymilkman decied to crash threw jackson's window and to the his surprise and shock found jessie jackson wearing a whitehood and screaming
white power with 5 clansmen doin the harlem shake.The shadymilkman walked over to jackson, and punched him in the face.With jackson out cold the
shadymilkman pulled out a taser and tasered everyone in the room,he then proceded to remove the hoods of all the clansmen.The first was trent lott (no surprise there)
the second was the stupid dude yur gettin a dell guy.
the 3rd was bob dole, the 4th was lil bow wow, and the fith was blackie magee
the famous blackman.An extremly bored shadymilkman placed jessie jacksons hand
on trent lotts butt, took a picture and sold it to Race husler magizine.The shadymilkman then stole blackie magee's pimp moblie and drove off.
-the man in black reporting
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