THE FRENCH SMELL
there has reacitlty been study in the scientific jurnal of smelleyness that
proved that the french are the smellest people on earth. The jurnal accounted
there smellyness to all that chesse that thouse frog eantin
barey warien low fast talkin poeple eat. all this chesse give these people
extra stink espicaley in the racid fart area. The other foods that contribut to
the smelly ness o the french is these snail. come on what kind of people
eat snail i mean comeon snails snails. do you know how a snail eats it drags
it slimly guts acrost the dirty ground slerping upevry thing on that ground.
a little know side efffect of eating snails is uncontrolabe expolsive derria
french cut there rancid farts they also crap there paints.when the president
of france was told about these finding he said,"so what if we french fokes
cut rancid farts and crap out selfelves in buses and on street counerss
we are the best folk it the world. we have good Winnnnne and cheeseee and
really good snnnnnnnnnnnnaillllllls." the preisdent of france then cut
one the likes of witch theworld has never smells craped his paints and
said THE FRENCH WILL RULE THE WORLD.
-THE MAN IN BLACK REPORTING
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