shadymilkman survies assasination attempt,vows revenge
The shadymilkman was slightly injured in an attemp on his life friday, by
iranian terrorists, and he has vowed swift and vicious revenge against
those responsible for his mild wounding.The shadymilkman phoned Iran's head of state,the
ayotallah assholah, and demanded that the he turn sadaam husein over to
him. THe ayotallah assholah told the shadymilkman not only was saddam from
iraq not iran but he had already been captured by U.S forces. The
shadymilkman, whoose arabic is not that great(witch realy isnt his fault its a
nonsence language) thought that the ayottalh had said "i have saddam
right here but i will not give him to you and also i have yur wife and
daughter".THe shadymilkman (not realizing he was not married nor did have
a daughter)sprung into action. Utilizing his possitoin as king of england,
the shadymilkman mobilized the englsh army and invaded Iran. Within the
hour the shadymilkmans troops surrouned the ayotalah assolahs presidentail
compound(or liar). Irans leader phoned the shadymilkman and attemped to
surrender however the shadymilkman with his poor arabic thought he had
said " i will fight to the death bring on yur far supperior army. With
that the shadymilkman orderd his troops to bum rush the compound. The
ayotalah assholah was killed in the firefight, thus making the
shadymilkman the new king of iran (also england). However, the
shadymilkman not wanting to be responsible for that hellhole liqidated its
oil assets and turned the country over to his good friend raper/polital
activist Chuck D from public enemy.He was gonna give it to Al Sharpton but
AL declined, saying it might hurt his chances of become president of
America(hah)
-the man in black reporting
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