Yesterday the billionare tirent known only as "the shady milkman
delcared that he was the heir to the throne
of england. He stated in a press release that when
the Queen dies he will be the new
king. He aquired this honer buy giving the
queen 2 million gold pens and a case of cat meat.
The shady milkman stated that his first order as
king will to give prince charles a royal kick in
ass with a 2 ton boot with a big spike on it. The spike may or may not be covered in dog pee.
He also stated that all of the people in england
will have to kiss his hairy yellow ass each year
on the 16 of Smarch. THe soon to be king said that
if any one does not like the new policy and tells him so that they will be made to sit in a pile of
dog doo for two and a half weeks.
finaily the soon to be ruler of that soon to be
really really mesesed up england stated that all
children mut carry a 10 inch knive at all times
under penilty of catapult.
-this news was provided by our mysterious news man
THE MAN IN BLACK