thewhorehouse

Tina got back from holiday yesterday, so we hung out..really cool day and after some drinks we went out with some friends (some of hers not mine).
We went to a place called "Word Up", also known as the meatmarket of Greenock (The town I live in now). I had been there once before and had a craptime so I vowed never to go back there again..Yesterday I broke my vow and we went. i should have known it was a mistake.

The place actually wasn't too bad yesterday, sure the music sucked (S Club7, Steps, and loads of bad house) most of the people sucked (Drunken Greenockians are not my kind of people, I actually doubt whether they can be classified as people but anyways)...and the booze was incredibly overpriced.

And then I saw them...BABES, EVERYWHERE!!! There were some extremely beautifull women over there..it was a sight for sore eyes! even though they were Scottish, and therefor have the worst accent in the world, it was amazing.
And horny as fucking hell! This was gonna be my night! NOT!

As I said once before I am reasonably good looking, have half a decent dress sense and am pretty funny once I am having a conversation.
The downside to being me (When it comes to women, Lord knows there are plenty more downsides to being me) is that I am too shy to walk up to women I like..or think I like anyways.
I can smile, nod, make eyecontact and all that crap..but I can not approach a woman first..they need to come up to me and let's be honest; Women just don't do that...(Or atleast not with me)
I have seen some UGLY motherfuckers walk off with some very attractive women yesterday..they were really drunk...unable to speak properly..but...THEY SCORED! AND I DIDN'T!!

i have even seen girls step up to guys that look like the wifebeaters that they are..or step up the guys thet they know have got girlfriends..with the intent to sleep with them. ARRRGHHHH! Do I really have to go through this again? Should I really go out and start beating up women or treating them like shit??? Will that get me laid? Cuz it sure as hell didn't happen now!!

I have heard some people call me "unapproachable", whatever that means.. I don't smile all the time..I'm sorry but that's just the way it is..when I am standing in a club by myself..just looking at people that annoy me I dont fucking smile! When I do smile, I mean it though..
Also I'm "unapproachable" because I am 6"4 and bald (Or that's what I am told)..HOW THE HELL CAN I HELP THAT?? OK I can grow my hair back but surely that would still leave me being 6"4??And this bald look looks good on me, even though I say so myself.

Girls that know me generally like me, because I am honest to them...I don't bullshit, I give them my opinion when it's asked even though it might not be the thing they want to hear...but they appreciate it. (Or that's what they tell me) The problem with that is..that they don't want an honest guy as their boyfriend, let alone sleep with them for one night....One night stands are built on lies, we all know that. Therefor honest guys will never have a one nightstand...they don't lie about who they are! Just that simple...Don't get me wrong I am not looking for a one night stand sortoff thing....but it would be nice to have somebody hit on me every now and again...Hell even flirting will do!

I still believe I am not a lonely bastard, sure some people might disagree but still, I got friends by the boat load...I don't need more...I got some really cool people around me that I am having loads of fun with but IT DON'T GET ME LAID NOW DOES IT????

I went to the whorehouse (I am refering to Word Up, for all you nitwits) yesterday and couldn't get any, assholes did, I didn't Someone please tell me what an honest guy can do.because I am lost.