hollywoodtoblame

I have done quite a lot of stuff about how it's not the Media that should be blamed for everything, but parents (My Eminem Rants).

I also blame the next one on the Parents but in some cases it' obvious that Hollywood is to blame.
Don't get me wrong...I watched a lot of Roadrunner and it NEVER made me go out and shove a stick of dynamite up some guys ass or hit him over the Head with a frying pan because I saw Tom and Jerry do it.

However WOMEN do seem to be vulnerable to what they see on The Big Screen.
Ofcourse I don't mean that when they watch porn they go out and rape men (if only I was that lucky) but I am talking about a way greater DANGER! ROMANCE!!

I can just hear you thinking; "Ohno, not that shit again!" But yes unfortunatly there is no escaping it.
Why don't women just go for a nice guy? Because they watch them Fucking Girlie movies! Like TITANIC; a Guy swimming in the ice-cold water, his balls turning into numb blue bowlingballs while your FAT ASS is on the raft?? GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!...Move that ass over and give a brother some room OK??? "Oh but he died for her..that' sooo romantic!!" NO IT AINT!!! It's Fucking stupid that's what it is...Girls dreaming of their knight in shining armor..Preferably the 'rough guy with a good heart'...that' s why they hangout with ASSholes..because they expect them to fucking change!
Ladies AGAIN, WE DON'T CHANGE, YOU DO!! You start menstruating, and turning 30 and get depressed and anxious and turn 40 and turn into allround Bitches (Though very horny which is a bit too late if you got a wrinkled Pussy) and the Menopause and all that Shit..! We Don't change..we still want the same thing at 40 and 60 as when we are 20..Food,Sleep and SEX (Not neccessarily in that order)
Anyways you still think We'll change for you.

That's why you remarry or get back with somebody you've broken up with...
A Wise man once said.. "REMARRYING IS LIKE REHEATING A SHITTY TV-DINNER!"
What kind of come-on lines have these guys got anyways?? "Stick with me and I'll have you Farting through Silk??" Give me a fucking break here!! There was a good reason why you broke up RIGHT???

What is romantic anyways?? Making dinner everyday? Cooking EVERY single day is not, I REPEAT NOT!! ROMANCE!! There are some very good explanations why he cooks everyday BITCH!

a; He doesn't like the SLOB you make.
b; He did something wrong and is trying to make up.
or (And most likely if you don't agree with a or b) HE'S FUCKING GAY!!

That's another thing that's starting to piss me off..."I just love hanging out with gay-men..then you don't feel threatened, he won't try and hit on you!! And they are soo Spunky!"
Well YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT, RIGHT?!?!?!
I don't mind my Girlfriends hanging out with gayfriends but don't give me that crap!! You like em or you don't for the people that they are not Cus you won't get Hit on by them, it's that simple.

Another one Size does not matter OFCOURSE IT DOES!!....
Let's be honest you want a nice dick in you! It's that simple..nothing to be ashamed about!....
I don't like a Big Sloppy Pussy, I prefer them nice and tight..If your Pussy is too big..it ain't gonna work! I want it nice and tight so I can smell the rubber burning!! so it's OK for you to want a guy with a decent sized dick..If the SEX ain't good the relationship ain't gonna workout!...

And for all you "Ladies" out there a nice guy is able to Fuck the living crap out of you..just like you want it..It's always the Assholes that have the small Dicks..why do you think they are Assholes in the first place???

Well this was it for today...so I' m signing off in search for a nice tight Pussy on this fine Saturdayevening!

Have fun..I now will..

Peter "The allround nice guy"