datingrules

1 Put some effort into looking good!
This is obviously very important...9 out of 10 guys really do put a lot of effort into it. you might not notice immediatly however, that's only because the guy doesn't want you to know.
guys are not supposed to look like they have put a lot of effort into it (Society considers it not cool) however I can assure you that most of us, will actually put quite a lot of thought and effort into it. the hair just right (Or in my case, a shave), a nice cologne...the nice clothes..polished shoes..WHATEVER! We make an effort, please do the same.
Make sure your hair looks good, that you wear nice clothes (The casual look ALWAYS gives the "I just wanna be friends" impression), smell nice (I don't mean that you should bath in Chanel, but a bit is surely appreciated).

2 SHAVE! For God's shake!
Do whatever it is that you do with your legs and armpits and whatever else you shave..but get rid of all that hair!
This is especially an issue with Brunettes..some of you look like you have got a beaver on your upperlip! you might have very nice hair but we don't want you to have three eyebrows!!
Also, if there is even a remote possibility of ending up in the sack with the guy you're going out with..SHAVE! Not just your armpits but everything!...Keep it tidy for crying out loud!
I haven't put my dick in roadkill yet and I am not planning on ever doing it!
A thin line is good..completely shaven is good...you are not supposed to have loads of hair on your groin!! It's disgusting!

3 Talk about something else then yourself!
I am told this is one of the biggest complaints women have about guys aswell, but there are a lot of selfabsorbed chicks out there!..You are not supposed to only talk about the guy, but this doesn't mean you are only supposed to talk about yourself.
You are also NOT supposed to act like you're stupid!..Don't agree with everything a guy says when he is obviously full of it! If he is wrong, then tell him...Disagree..Have a discussion about whatever it is!
You are NOT supposed to like everything he likes! A common ground is important, however this is supposed to be on a deeper level then "We like the same movies, or atleast I tell him we do".
You are supposed to act like the smart chick that you are (I consider most of the women in my environment stupid as hell but that's only because they act it)

4 BE CONFIDENT!
Don't act insecure..It's a very unattractive quality! Have some respect for yourself!

5. BRING PROTECTION!!!!!
Guys should have this aswell, just incase. Bringing a condom doesn't mean that YOU HAVE TO use it! But bring one (or a box) just incase.

6. DON'T FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE, ATLEAST NOT WITHOUT A RUBBER!

The big thing here, with me anyways. I know plenty of chicks thatt are on the pill and therefor have sex without a condom on the first date. This is a big NONO, or atleast with me.
Guys, if a chick does it with you then she has done it with others aswell!!...Your dick with shrivle up and die if you fuck her!!
I ALWAYS check out how far I can go without protection if we end up in the sack, If she would be willing to have me fuck her without protection it's not going to happen!
One of the few things that's good about my life is that my dick doesn't drip and I intend to keep it that way.
Hell, If she wouldn't mind doing it without protection I won't even fuck her WITH a rubber on...what if the thing busts? It has been known to happen!..Your dick will fall off, it just ain't worth it.

7.. If you are going to have sex wash the fucking thing before you do!
This is very important...no matter how goodlooking you are, how smart you are.
How nice you shaved, it all doesn't matter if the beaver smells like fish.
Think about it; You have been in the pub or in a club all night, it's warm as hell in there.
There will be a certain degree of persiration down below. Wash up!..Go to the bathroom before going to the bedroom, the guy won't notice (unless he pays attention as most guys do).
The guys do the same (or I would hope so)...we have been drinking (not neccesarily alcohol) therefor sooner or later we will need to get rid of them fluids and unless we throw up there's only way way it'll get out of our bodies.
If i know we might end up in the sack, I go wash my dick!! I expect most guys do...WHY??? Very simple, we are hoping for a blowjob! We are not stupid!..We will give you no excuse not to give us one!...
The same would go for women, we don't eat unless the meat looks and smells fresh!
Have the fucker smell like roses for all I care..but wash up!..Jam a whole dovebar in there..Have the thing blow bubbles! But make sure it's fucking clean!

In the end, it all comes down to respect for yourself. Would you date someone that doesn't put in the effort for you?
Would you date someone that is insecure as hell?
And would you date someone that could cause your scrotum to look like a peanut?
I wouldn't, I don't care what you guys do..But for you chicks these should be golden rules!

I'm sure there are more "rules" but these ones jump to mind immediatly as they tend to be the first mistakes you women make....do me a favour..study them and live by them!