WMA

I was watching TV the other night (Yes again, I told you I have no life!) and came across "The World Music Awards" otherwise known as "The recordcompany thought I should get another award to crank up my albumsales or atleast make me look remotely respectable" MY GOD THIS WAS PATHETIC!

Let me explain The World Music Awards, are awards that are handed out to "Best selling artists" So we are not talking about Talent here but about a good Marketing campaign that decides wether you get an award or not.

Presented by Carmen "Nice Boobs No Brain" Electra and "If I could sing aswell as do a backflip I might actually be cool" Sisqo, it was a pedantic display of shallow moneygrabbing wannabee singers and "bands" (I am using the word band freely here because there were loads of untalented boybands and girlbands that had been bestsellers and therefor were invited), one of the main examples of "corporate pop" being "Shaggy". Don't get me wrong I have some respect for the man because he obviously knows what crap the World will by in huge amounts and how to market it, but I think even Shaggy will agree with me that he sure is NOT one of the biggest talents of the Fucking Decade (And the Decade just started).

Among the lucky people that actually sold loads were the following; Britney "I might have gotten fake boobs at 16 but I won't sleep with anyone before I'm married because I am a rolemodel" Spears, Christina "Give me some head" Aguilera, The ever famous Wackstreet Boys, Ricky "Ofcourse I am gay but don't tell anybody" Martin, Rod "I quit breathing 20 years ago" Stewart, "We haven't had a hit in 5 years but thanks anyways" Aqua..and last but surely not least the ever brilliant Musical ensemble of the very very talented VENGABOYS..

I counted a maximum of Just Four!!! definetly talented people that got the award;
Eminem (Why he accepted a bogus award like this I REALLY don't know), the Beatles (Unfortunatly John couldn't make it), Santana and Moby (He still doesn't drive a car because it pollutes so he must have flown in on his non-polluting hangglider or something)...I still have my doubts about the talents of Anastacia..she obviously an incredibly attractive woman and has a cool voice but I have the distinct impression that she isn't one of the best singers in the world, but hey atleast she rocks..and "I definetly would"
There were also some "local favourites" like Eros Ramazotti (A very talented individual but I don't think being Italy's bestselling singer deserves an award), and some more of those people..never heard of the fuckers but HEY WE ARE FAMOUS NOW THAT CARMEN GAVE US THIS BOGUS STATUE....
I really don't care all that much for awards in general because I happen to believe that it's hard enough comparing Eminem to Dr Dre (My votes will problably go to the Doc on that one) but giving out an award for making the most money ???????? Why not just call it the "I have got the biggest bankaccount award?", I feel guys like Eminem should just burn this fucker immediatly, the Beatles have also gotten all the recognistion they will ever need by now...do you guys really want to accept a statue thanking your Recordcompany for doing a good job??? Why not have Tommy Mottolla pick up the award himself?

You might be proud of getting recognised by your "Undoubtedly very talented" peers with an award like a Grammy (Right EM?) but you should NEVER accept an award ("Decided by the fans!!!!" Yeah because they BOUGHT THE FUCKING ALBUM!! Not because they said you were the best!), that's hardly done on your own merit....Sorry guys but if your recordcompany hadn't backed you this much you would still be singing in smokefilled bars...not even John Lennon would disagree with me on that one.