Tina

Let's make one thing clear, I am not some frustrated teenager (I am a frustrated 26 year old) who needs pornmags and his Hairy palms to satisfy his deep and dark desires, (I'm not saying I don't buy the pornmags..although they are hell to come by in this Fucking Hellhole of a Country, but I can get laid when I want to.....sometimes even without paying a huge sum of cash upfront) but I am getting so freakin' sick and tired of women by now that I am seriously contemplating celibacy..and if my flesh wasn't so goddamn weak and I if I'd have a backbone I definetly would.

Question; Why are women so Fucked up?
Answer; They don't know what they fucking want!!

Don't even think of disagreeing on this one, for you all know it's the truth..you just don't want to admit it.

Take the following example, a girlfriend of mine (not someone I hump but just someone I hang out with), let's call her Tina, has had about 18 crushes in just the 9 months, I use the word crushes because that's all they were, although she thinks she found "The True Love" everytime she runs into an asshole yet it only lasts for 2 weeks to a month max.
Asshole is too nice a word for some of the bastards but anyways.

Tina is quite attractive, some would even say very attractive, were it not for the stupid look on her face (A feature that is, as I found, shared by most attractive women). For some reason Tina thinks Men will only find her interesting if she acts as a complete bimbo. Tina is NOT stupid she just ACTS that way....this pisses me off immensly but I am digressing.
The men that Tina attracts ussually fall into one of the following categories;

A; They already have a girlfriend, which in my book would mean STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THEM, but to Tina that means..."Oh he isn't a loser that can't get anybody and it makes it soooo much more interesting..trying to steal him away from her".

B; They have got a Formula 1 testoteron race going, so they only want to sleep with her and nothing more. (I agree most men feel like this every now and again, if not always, however Tina believes all the "I really care about you crap" they tell her.)
No matter what a friend tells her it's always "He is soo sincere and upfront"....Trust me, "he just wants to Fuck you Bitch!"

C; They have got a Drug problem, which to me would call for the phrase "WHAT THE HELL????????" But Tina can "look beyond that for he is actually really nice and sincere". I am sure he is, when he is on PLANET FUCKING EARTH FOR ONCE IN HIS SAD AND MISERABLE LIFE.

FYI...loads of people in Scotland have a drugproblem but I'll explain that somewhere else.

D; They are complete losers PERIOD. Yes Ladies they do exist..some guys are just complete losers, with a dead-end life, (If they are lucky) A dead end job and ussually a drinking problem.

Now ofcourse everybody can date whomever they want..and screw around as much as they want.and I would not give a Fuck HOWEVER Tina "Wants a serious relationship and to build a life".
I dare suggest this will not happen with men that fall into any of the above categories,

Now ofcourse Tina has an excuse; She has always had a crap boyfriend that treated her like shit and was into dope and all that( I don't mean smoking marihuana BTW), he cheated on her and ofcourse the occasional asswhooping was not out of the question. But after leaving him the Stupid Bitch is still contemplating marrying the Bastard!!
AM I THIS STUPID OR WHAT???? Why is it that when women have had a crap first boyfriend they don't mind getting treated like shyt for the rest of their life??
In Tina's case it's even worse..she can't find a bigger asshole then NR1. so she's thinking about going back to him!! HIS HANDS MUST HAVE FELT SOOO SOFT WHEN THEY LANDED ON HER FACE AT A FUCKIN' 100 MILES PER HOUR!!

Trust me Tina really is a nice and smart girl, but when it comes to men she's completely ignorant..Waiting for the "knight in shining armor" all the fucking time and then falling for the dope smoking lying cheating wife beating bum???

Why can't they go for the nice guy? After all "We are just the type they are looking for, but they only see me as their friend!" MY ASS YOU DO!! I'M NOT YOUR TYPE! YOU'D RATHER HAVE YOUR ASS KICKED EVERY NIGHT THEN BE SEEN GOING OUT WITH SOME HALF DECENT GUY THAT DOESN'T TREAT YOU LIKE SHIT!
I guess you can only appreciate the good in someone once you have seen the worst in them.

Now..I'd better put the disclaimer here again, incase Tina reads this (And she problably will)..(Update; She did and loved me to death for it)..I love her to bits.(Which is problably the reason why this pisses me off this much) .and no I don't want to date her (or even sleep with her for that matter)..Not because it would fuck up our friendship but because I really don't find her attractive, mainly because I hate insecure women! Low selfesteem sucks! and is a very unattractive "quality".

I sincerely hope she will ever regain her fucking mind but untill then, you'd better duck Bitch!