Threat

[email protected] Was nice enough to mail me the following;

HI there Asshole,

What a great opener isn't it? You can understand that i was really looking forward to reading this one.

After reading the filth and lies you put on your webpage I could not stop myself from replying.

Yes indeed another Fan...wonder what the filth and lies are though.

Not only are your stories about Eminem and all that crap (Ah another eminem Fan maybe?)
but I also don't appreciate what you wrote about me! (Hmmm I wrote about this person?)
Ofcourse you might think you are right about things, but I have hardly ever met a person that's soo full of crap as you are..Talk about being a hipocrite (Ah even I mispell a word everynow and again so I won't tell him it should be hypocrite, but that aside I am sure we will get to the lies now)

I just want you to know that I know where you life and that one of these days when you don't expect it you will bump into a fist or two. (huh, but what about the lies?)
You won't know when or where but I will be waiting on of these days.

Eeehhh why is this again?..and I think you have seen one to many movies dude (I am assuming it's a guy as most girls have a better vocabulary).

Have fun..for now.

THAT'S IT??? That's the best someone can do?

Well here was my reply to him,

Dear SC765 (Too bad you didn't use a real name, this is so impersonal.)

I must say I am impressed with you taking the time and effort to put together this nice a little piece of poetry.
Could you please do me a favour and tell me, and my readers what the lies where?
Afterall it would be rude to accuse someone of lying and not go into further detail. or even let me know what the lie was.

I promise I will completely post your version on my webpage and if indeed you can prove that I have been lying (or even make a convincing case of it) I will say so.
Ofcourse that will never happen, I solemnly stand by every statement I stated and i have never falsely accused someone (To my knowledge)

Also I would kinda like to know which Rant you would be reffering to..Sure it might give away your indentity but then again you seem to know who I am so it might be nice to even out the odds a bit don't you think Big Boy?
Oh and eehh just incase you are wondering..I am ussualy in the pub on thursdays and tuesdays..so you know where to find me.

Hit me back (pun intended),

Peter

My readers,

As you can problably understand, this really scared me ..NOT!.
When I don't expect it..he will find me! lmao...I never expect it so just drop by now then!
I am severely impressed with the vocabulary of this dude..and I am sure in his own ignorant little mind he made an impact..well hate to dissapoint anyone..but he didn't.

The only reason I put this on my webpage is because I found it hilarious, and well..I couldn't think of something to write about myself...this stuff is soo cool..I hope he replies to my email..Ofcourse you will all be kept uptodate ..