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Well you folks might remember [email protected].

He sent me this.

We all had to wait a while for his reply, but finally after 1,5 week here it is. Ofcourse with some comments and my reply.

Oh you think you're such a smart guy don't you?
Well, as stated before, Yes I do..but he didn't even say HI or anything ...that's kind of rude...I'll let that pass though.

Putting my first email on your webpage is that supposed to scare me?
Well no, It's supposed to keep my readers entertained as I couldn't think of anything myself but go on.

And daring me to come and find you, yeah you might not be scared now but you should be.

Why again? And ehhh I didn't dare you to come and find me..you said you know where I live..If you know where I am then you don't need to find me..find implies searching.

You are as good as dead.

He didn't even use an explanation mark there..surely YOU ARE AS GOOD AS DEAD!!! is a lot scarier...maybe not though.

My reply was,

Hey there SC766 (Note I did say HI...atleast I am not rude).

Well thank you very much for adding an extra click to my webpage..I surely am very popular these days. (over 6000 clicks)
You took a long time to reply..kind off a shame because I thought you had forgotten about me, and my love for you had nearly died.
It's been a week and a half now, and I still haven't seen a hospital or a hurse from the inside, I am almost starting to think you are trying to woo me with empty promises..

Please hit me back soon,

Love and kisses Peter.

To my readers,

You can imagine my dissapointment as I have not yet been beaten up.
Not that I would enjoy that experience, but it would make me controversial and would surely get my page a lot more clicks..I still am not very impressed with SC..He should go to threatschool or something..Maybe even call the Taliban? Bin Laden might be able to give him some pointers on how to put the fear of God (Or Allah, whatever you prefer) into people.
I have finally had a chance to use my IP tracker though..a very cool gadget that tells me exactly where the mails are sent from..and surprise, surprise..they are sent from the company I work for....somehow I don't think they would condone such behaviour but then again..they hate me aswell so it might actually be a conspiracy...Headlines "GUY WITH WEBPAGE BEATEN INTO A BLOODY PULP BY IT COMPANY!"..wow..If only that would happen..imagine my Webpage being that popular!!!