Smoking

Have you ever seen non-smokers standing out side the office for 15 goddamn minutes in the Freezing cold? (OK maybe when they are waiting for a Bus but otherwise NO!)

You can see it in my company aswell, thank God we are blessed with smokingrooms here so we don't have to stand outside everytime our nicotinelevel drops or we sense clean air in our lungs, but Non-smokers just don't talk to eachother.

Smokers HAVE TO talk..to keep themselves from freezing to death if anything.
It doesn't have to be about anything;Weather,Sports, "What have you been upto this weekend, not that I care but anyways?", but let's be honest how many decent conversations have you had lately?

Smokers all have one thing in common, they know (if only subconsciesly) they are going to Die, Non-smokers think they will live for-fucking-ever.
This is true!, We get told a billion times a day, one way or the other, that we will die sooner then non-smokers. Therefor our mortality is pointed out to us, when does that happen to a Non-smoker? Indeed Never.
Now I am not saying we should start pointing it out to people, but what happens if you don't point out the cruel reality of life to people? YES, they start to think they are better then others. "You really should give up smokin'!", "You know red meat is bad for you?", "You really shouldn't use that blender in the Bathtub!" (Don't ask)
As soon as people do something remotely connected to "living the Healthy life" they think they know it all.
"You're only doing it because you think it's cool!" Trust me I know it can't be that cool, because it's been fuckin' ages since I had any! (Different Rant though)
And the Worst! "You picked it up from T.V and the ADS!" This is by far the most stupid thing I have ever heard! What am I brainless????? I smoke because I fucking like it! (And cuz I think it's cool)

Listen I KNOW SMOKING IS PROBLABLY NOT GOOD FOR ME! I say problably because it has never been proven to be bad for you, let's be honest a few hundred years ago they thought the earth was flat so I guess I have a chance of living a longer happier life then the whiners that don't smoke!.
I also know Smokin' stinks up your breath.."SO THEN DON'T STICK YOUR TONGUE IN MY MOUTH OK GRANDMA??" I don't fuckin' care that is does!

I know there problably isn't any Vitamine A Hidden in a cigarette, but then again how many people do you know that are addicted to lettuce?
You only get hooked on shyt that's bad for you, that's why we call it an addiction!

I must say I just hate non-smokers!

OK, by now you might be wondering why I wrote this one.Well let me explain.

I work with this incredibly goodlooking girl, I mean we are talking Top of the World..Class A Prime Beef here (Though I would never say that to her face)
This girl has got everything, the looks (Next to her Pamela Anderson would just be OK, Cindy Crawford would be nothing more then acceptable) the brains, very funny.and SHE LIKES ME (YEAH!!), I am 99% Sure of this.
She just has one VERY annoying habit! "She does not date smokers"!!!!!!!!!!
THAT'S A FUCKING QUOTE PEOPLE!!
Now is it just me or do I think it is a small sacrifice to make, kissing a guy that smokes if you love him? I mean, I've kissed women in the morning before they brushed their teeth, and trust me they ussually don't taste of strawberry pancakes!
I am talking the woman of my dreams, the mother of my "adopted 18 yearold fillipino" daughter here! This is it!! THE ONE! and she won't date me because I smoke!

NOW, don't ask me "If you really like her this much why not give up smoking?" That's beside the point! It's the principle that matters here!
If she asks me to give up smoking now she apperently does not "love" me enough to live with my faults (And trust me they are a plenty).
Before I know it, I won't be able to go out no more, or watch football or any of that for then she will leave!

THIS SUCKS ASS!! I don't have that many principles but it sucks that the one that I do have "I don't change for anyone but myself", means I don't have a chance of everlasting (or Two weeks whichever comes first) happiness with my Dream Woman!...Do you have any idea how much stress this causes??

And do you know what Stress does for your health?? there you go, non- smokers are worse for your health then fucking cigarettes..I'll just light one up now and think about a love long lost though never really had (And problably do something that you don't wanna know about with my free hand).