OHNO

Hey, there my readers, I would call you friends but then again I don't even know most of you and I don't really care about you so that would just be too damm homey, it's been a while since my last post and some of you people have even told me that it's time for an update.

I had written some stuff but then it all got deleted so I was fucked! I will do most of them again however most of this stuff is written when I am severely pissed off about something so it would just not be the same.

A small update on my life since my last post.

I have been sleeping with a Norwegian chick a couple of times, nothing special just sex (And trust me that was nothing special either)
I noticed that Norwegian chicks are even worse then the Swedish ones that I've met in my two years over here.
They don't care about what they do, they move over to another country and life is just a big holiday for them after that, they screw everything they see (I have the suspicion that they would screw a dog if they were drunk enough) and drink themselves into oblivion everyday...therefor I thought THEY RULE! they must be great in the sack so why wouldn't I sleep with one? afterall it sure as hell had been fucking ages since I had some punnany. MY GOD WAS I DISSAPOINTED!! My friend Tina, has a friend that's Norwegian, not pretty not ugly ..she can be best described as being "acceptable after 5 pints" and therefor I decided to have 5 pints and then sleep with her.

I was told that this chick had been around the block and therefor was thinking YEAH ME! It was no problem hitting on her, my hand on her ass was enough believe it or not, and I should have known better by then. MY GOD what a dissapointment, if this chick had been around the block several times, there must be some disillusioned dudes out there!
But I thought "This must be because she's drunk" So later we did it again and I found she just sucked ass! She was trying, God bless her soul, but it wasn't much. She was open to a lot of shit so that was cool.
Now let it never be said I am not a patient man, I tried to teach her some shit but alas, she indeed turned out to be what everybody had said about her, the bitch is a slut..and a bad one at that.! I bumped into her at a party about a week after we slept together again and she was all over one of my agents...I was actually quite happy about this as I wanted to get rid of her anyways so no harm done.
HOWEVER I thought she would atleast have the balls to tell me about it, but no!

I might be a certified bastard, however I don't sleep around when I just fucked somebody a couple of times without telling that person first (Or after).
No the bitch told all her friends (and we hang out with the same people) making me look fucking ridiculous, which in my humble opinion is only my God given right.

I can hear you think "No problem though, just never talk to the bitch again!", well here's the hickup on that one, I share the place I live in with three other people, now two of them are moving out and guess what?!? My other Flatmate thought it was a good idea to ask her to move in!!!!! In her defense I have to say that we were still cool back then and I was still screwing the chick. "Why not tell her not to move in then Peter?" Well I need another roommate to pay the rent, and I really don't care about her screwing around (Especcially as she picked a guy that has never had a relationship for more then a month..but it's typically female to go for those types I guess), the problem is that the bitch is still in my face! And she's not someone I would normally even associate with, mainly because she has a brain the size of a raisin.

She's 20 years old and what I have noticed about todays teens is that they are all morons, this in combination with being Norwegian..OH MY GOD! It really doesn't get any better then this, Sesame street is a difficult show for her and I have to fucking life with that??? Well it should make some interesting reading for you guys...And I do solemly swear that I will keep you all uptodate on the latest developments from now on...Afterall nobody is safe from the internet.

P.S this has also led to my decision to only sleep with women over 25, more about that later.