NordicGoddess

This chick I have been sleeping with had a friend over..the most beautifull girl I have ever seen..Body of a goddess (A bit of a stumach but I kinda like that), an ass you can bounce a dime off, Long thick blonde hair..The eyes that would make Bambi be jealous, and the most luscious lips ever (And I have watched plenty of porn to know good lips) This chick just spelled trouble..and indeed that's what I got.

She didn't speak much but then again most people are shy about not speaking in their native tongue so that was fair enough.
We went to the pub and I am positive that if I hadn't sleep with her "best friend", who made her move over so she couldn't sit next to me, I could have scored with her (She found me charming and funny, I was told later ...Meaning; She has no taste in Men whatsoever, and that's just my target audience when it comes to women).
I played it nice and as she wanted to go to Glasgow I suggested I'd show her the town..(She didn't want to go by herself, and I am just a REALLY nice guy, especcially when it comes to lookers with the finest pair of tits ever since Wilma Flintstone.) She was "really looking forward to it and she tought I was soo nice for doing this (I thought I was in with a big chance of finding a very very decent girlfriend here)

The following day, I got up at 7(!!!!!) preparing to take this chick out for a good time, I called her at ten as we agreed and the Phone rang..I was waiting with sweaty palms thinking about how cool this was gonna be (We also were going to go out in the evening)..and the phone rang....the phone rang again, no answer, hmmm she must still be asleep, "Cool", I thought, " This gives me some more time to clean up the house and make a better impression ."
I called again at 11, the phone rang again..surely she would be awake by now..it rang again...She must be looking for the phone..coming out of the shower maybe (I could picture her coming out of there..Wet hair,,,steam coming off her incredible body, her angelic smile as she thinks about the day ahead and how much she's looking forward to it)..The phone rang again...and this time again NO ANSWER! I called her three times in total and she never answered her phone.

So I emailed her best friend (The one I had slept with) , asking her if I had the right number..yes I did..hmmmm..She said she was going to try and call her aswell..but I have to go to Glasgow in an hour..so I could only call one more time....I called again ..and again no answer! No problem..I got an email from the chick I had been sleeping with saying that I could atleast pick her friend up to go out, "So my day might have a better end" I thought.(Ignorance really is bliss)...I went to Glasgow..Hurried back (I only had one hour to buy a couple CD's..and get a drink in the pub talk to some friends, they wanted me to go out with them..but No I had a date with destiny, so I ran back to the train and hurried over to pick up the most beautifull girl in the world) I came at her place..rang the bell...NO ANSWER! hmmm Weird..maybe the bell isn't working? (I was turning into a very very sad bastard)..Ok I'll wait a while and then try again (Maybe she went to buy some things and will be back in a sec)..I waited for about 45 minutes...tried calling her in the meantime. Ofcourse she didn't answer..I started to loose my patience.....Rang the doorbell again..she didn't open...OK I HAVE HAD IT, I AM FUCKING LEAVING,SCREW THIS!

Outside of the place, I run into the chick I am screwing (Her best friend remember?), "No sorry she wasn't feeling too well so she couldn't go out" was the explanation I was given, when I asked how she knew..she said SHE CALLED HER!!! Think about this for a second..I call her 5 or 6 times and she never answers the fucking phone..knowing it would be me..and her friend calls and she immediatly answers the fucking phone??!!!! What the hell is this bitch's problem? Anyways..I went to the fucking pub by myself to get loaded..met up with some friends and went on a boozer...The pub I was in started to slow down a bit so we decide to go to another place...and guess who we bump into??Indeed! My Little angel turned into the cold lying bitch of Hell.."She was feeling better after having some soup so she could go out afterall" FUCK YOU BITCH!! I WASTED MY WHOLE FUCKING DAY WAITING FOR YOU...I left my friend in the pub in Glasgow..forgot to go and do what I actually wanted..did not have time to go and buy cool CD's.. I hate this bitch now as I hate everybody that makes me look or feel stupid. (As you might know I am very capable of doing that myself)

She has applied for a job at the same company I work at, so I thought that this might work..but Now I hope she doesn't get the job..(update; indeed she didn't as she asked the interviewer to call back later as she was sleeping (At 2 in the afternoon) Wonder why she didn't get the job then.....I will problably never see her again..and that's problably a good thing..cuz Lord knows I would do this shit all over again for this girl).