Lifesucks

As if you people hadn't figured it out already my life pretty much bites.

I have got a job that sucks; Even though the recruitment agents are calling me every week nothing seems to happen.

I have friends that suck; Some of them are actually cool every now and again but I don't think God intended people to be this two dimensional (And trust me that's flattering them).

The new roommates suck; They just do!

My bankaccount sucks; I have less money then Al Bundy (And he had a better job then I do, atleast he was his own boss and he got to see some women atleast one episode a month)

My life is going nowhere; I think I'll still be writing crap that hardly anybody reads from Scotland in five years time.

The Dutch Football (Yes you fucking Yanks it is called football) did not qualify for the WorldCup in 2002..This might actually be the thing that sucks most arse!

My sexlife sucks; My Grandma gets laid more often then I do..It's been about 5 or 6 weeks now and prospects aren't really good.

Women suck; This mainly has to do with my sexlife that sucks..but still YOU BITCHES SUCK!

I have got no idea what I want to do from now on and that sucks! All I know is that I wanna be dirty rotten filthy stinking fucking rich..NOW! so give me a fucking break OK God??? Just let me win the fucking lottery for once!

My cigarettes are running out and that sucks!

I haven't had a fucking decent cup of coffee today!! and that REALLY SUCKS!

I can't get this fucking page to look decent in Netscape Navigator and that REALLY SUCKS!

There is nothing on TV but Frasier reruns and that Sucks!

I can't find my "When Day and Dream Unite" album by Dream Theater that sucks BIG TIME! I problably lent it out again to one of my collegues whom then ran off to Finland or something!

I haven't had sex in 6 weeks and that sucks! I know I mentioned that already but it really does suck!

I haven't had a holiday in fucking moths and that sucks!

I see beautifull single women EVERYWHERE and I am too shy to Fucking hit on them so they end up being friends and that sucks!

Whatever brought this on, you ask? Well my birthday is coming up sometime soon (No I won't mention the date because then all I get are freaking e-cards from people that I don't know)
I am turning 27 this month and I spoke to one of my Ex-girlfriends today..We were together for 2,5 years (about 5 years ago)and then she moved to The States (WHICH SUCKED!) and I couldn't go with her..actually I could. She would be making plenty of money modelling and I could have mooched of her but I was too Fucking proud and said no! (STUPID!!!)
She asked me today (again) what I was gonna be doing next year and if I would reconsider moving, because my prospects are a lot better in L.A.
I know she's right, I could get a job easily if I could get a greencard..and a greencard would not be an issue but I would be dependent on her and I think that would just not be cool..
However I am turning 27 and it's about time my pathetic life moves on..I know I know "You are doing OK for a 27 yearold" But I DON'T FUCKING WANNA BE DOING OK!!
I had it all planned out! I was gonna do FUCKING GREAT when I was 27!!
OK bites! OK is average! OK is for the morons that I see at work everyday! It is below me!

I know what I'll do, I'll just buy a lottery ticket tommorow and just win a couple of million..I only got a little while to go before my birthday and it takes time to collect them cheques.

This time I'd better be FUCKING LUCKY!!! OK GOD!! And incase Satan is listening..just tell me where to sign dude..and come collect me when I'm 55..sounds like a good deal to me.