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Hi Lappeter, (if that's your real name).

Well I explained on the front page that Peter is my real name but go on.

I'd just like to say, how incredibly full of shit you are...
Always a nice opener...

I read your pages about Eminem and I can not believe you think that an artist that is as big as he is is not a rolemodel to our children!!

Where did I state that he isn't a rolemodel again??.That's not a quote..I only said he isn't responsible for screwing your kids up as much as you are.

I am guessing you don't have any children of your own otherwise you'd be just as concerned as we are!

Ahh Julie is speaking on behalf of "The conservative white trash mothers of America".

It's guys like Eminem and people like you that buy his CD's, that undermine the morals of our country and undo EVERYTHING that we as good parents try to teach them!

Huh!! The morals of OUR country?? So maybe Julie is not American..because she surely read the frontpage stating that I am Dutch and living in Scotland...And ofcourse you are a good parent dear..but how did I screw your kid up again???

How can I convince my Son (Note the capital S..I think she's Jesus's mom) to stay away from drugs when a "Humanbeing" (And I use that Term loosely) like Eminem, whom can be seen on MTV every 5 minutes and whom my kids idolise tells them to do drugs?
How can I teach my Son to respect women when Eminem and such filth (She problably means me again) Tells him to go out and rape them??

Geez, I never thought of it that way..you're right Eminem is evil!!!
It's not your fault that you son respects Eminem more then he does you his father (But then I'm guessing that he doesn't know his father). Gosh, I feel soo sorry for you..raising a kid who then gets screwed up by Eminem's Lyrics...all that "hard work" ruined in 5 minutes by a Rapper...

(But any ways now the fun stuff)

You (Yes me not Eminem) are a disgrace to humanity in it's lowest form and I bet your mother would be ashamed of the opinions you have (If she cares at all about you that is).

Julie.

Ah the good ol' Yo momma reply...well indeed My mom does not care about me..but then again why would I care..unless you count my youthtrauma and sleepless nights crying in bed feeling unloved..and now I listen to Eminem and his EVIL lyrics as a way to get back at my mom. Don't you just love people like Julie?..No responsibility at all..I know I am being nice to her but then again..She is my first Fan!! (And problably single so I might get a Proffessional Blow Job...I always wondered what that would be like)